The Best 22 Yoko Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yoko jokes. There are some yoko beatles jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yoko yoko ono puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Yoko Jokes and Puns

What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?

They are both living off of dead beatles.

Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles?

Yoko Ono

Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles

Yoko Ono

Yoko joke, Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles

What does Yoko Ono and a spider have in common?

They both live off of dead beatles.

What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono


What's yellow and feeds on dead beatles?

Yoko Ono

Turning back the clock an hour in 2020

Is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.

Yoko joke, Turning back the clock an hour in 2020

Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle.

After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years.

What's got two legs and lives off dead beetles?

Yoko Ono.

What's yellow and sleeps alone?

Yoko Ono

The assassination of John Lennon is one of the biggest tragedies in music

Not even one of the five bullets hit Yoko Ono

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What did John and Yoko say when their son wouldn't eat his vegetables?

"All we are saying is give peas a chance."

Why Did John Lennon Get shot?

Yoko Ducked

What's John Lennon's favorite card game?

Yoko Uno

Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono's full name is Yoko Or Nearest Offer.

Yoko Ono was abducted by alien lawyers in a UFO

They offered to represent her pro bono

Yoko joke, Yoko Ono was abducted by alien lawyers in a UFO

Did you know that John Lennon beat his wife?

Yoko? Oh, no...

What kind of dog lives off dead beatles?

Yoko Ono

Why did John Lennon get shot?

because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.


Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing?

Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one.

Have you heard of this one man experimental bad?

Yoko Uno

If Yoko Ono gave you herpes...

Would that be strawberry fields forever?

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