Yoko Jokes

Funniest Yoko Short Jokes

Short yoko jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yoko humour may include short yoko ono jokes also.

1. Yoko Ono is apparently being lined up to assist with the bush tucker trials in the I'm a Celebrity jungle. After all she has been living off a dead beetle for the last 36 years.
2. The Beatles were recording in a studio. John says, "Look! Yoko's here" Paul, George and Ringo say: O no
3. The assassination of John Lennon is one of the biggest tragedies in music Not even one of the five bullets hit Yoko Ono
4. What did John and Yoko say when their son wouldn't eat his vegetables? "All we are saying is give peas a chance."
5. Yoko's prices... ..aren't set in stone
6. Why did John Lennon get shot? because Mark Chapman was a terrible shot, and kept missing Yoko.
7. Have you ever heard Yoko Ono sing? Lennon really dodged a bullet with that one.
8. Have you heard of this one man experimental bad? Yoko Uno
9. After Yoko Ono told John Lennon she loves him 8 days a week, Lennon wrote the song "Help!".
10. Yoko Ono should've changed her last name to Ohno... As in, "oh no I broke up the Beatles."

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Yoko One Liners

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1. What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common? They are both living off of dead beatles.
2. Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono
3. Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles Yoko Ono
4. What does Yoko Ono and a spider have in common? They both live off of dead beatles.
5. What's yellow and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono
6. What's yellow and feeds on dead beatles? Yoko Ono
7. Turning back the clock an hour in 2020 Is like getting a bonus track on a Yoko Ono album.
8. What's got two legs and lives off dead beetles? Yoko Ono.
9. What's yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono
10. Why Did John Lennon Get shot? Yoko Ducked
11. What's John Lennon's favorite card game? Yoko Uno
12. Yoko Ono Yoko Ono's full name is Yoko Or Nearest Offer.
13. Yoko Ono was abducted by alien lawyers in a UFO They offered to represent her pro bono
14. Did you know that John Lennon beat his wife? Yoko? Oh, no...
15. What kind of dog lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono

Yoko Ono Jokes

Here is a list of funny yoko ono jokes and even better yoko ono puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do Yoko Ono and African children have in common? They both survive on dead beatles (beetles).
• If Yoko Ono gave you h**...... Would that be strawberry fields forever?

Witty Yoko Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends

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