The Best 14 Yoke Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yoke jokes. There are some yoke hem jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yoke oxen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Yoke Jokes and Puns

Yokel Logic

Two country types are sitting outside a university, when a man comes out. One of them stands up, and goes over to talk to this man.

He says ''Ello there, son. You look loike one of them clever university toipes. What is it that you're studyin' then?'

The man, slightly stunned, says, 'I study Mathematics, Physics and Logic'

The country dude says 'Oo- arr, logic, what's that then?'

The Student replies, 'I could teach you it.'

'Okay then.'

'So', says the student, 'you look like a country type. I'm going to guess that you have a tractor?'


'And if you have a tractor, then surely you have... a yard, to keep your tractor in?'


'So in turn, surely you have a house next to that yard?'

'Wow, incredible, go on!'

'And taking care of that big house must be awfully hard on your own- so you must have a wife to help out with it?'

'Moi god...'

'And because you live with your wife, I'm going to conclude that you're a heterosexual!'

'Oh lord...' says the farmer. 'How did you know all that?'

'That's logic, my friend', says the student, and he walks off with a cheerful wave.

The yokel runs over to his friend to show off his newfound learnings.

''Ere, Oi've got somethin' to show ya! It's called 'Logic'', he shouts.

'Alroight then', says the friend

'So, do you have a tract'r?'


'Then you're Gay!'

Did you hear the story about the bad egg?

He ran down the street with his yoke hanging out.

A man goes into a white supremacist diner..

He orders "2 eggs over easy."
The waiter brought out just egg whites.
"Where is the rest of my food?" Asked the patron
The waiter replied "Whites only in my diner! This is no yoke!"

Yoke joke, A man goes into a white supremacist diner..

How do you make an egg laugh?

Tell him a yoke!

I have the work ethic of an ox -

If you tie a yoke to my shoulders and whip me until I move, I'm probably going to get a lot done.


They're no yoke.

Why did the breakfast sausage laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yoke

Yoke joke, Why did the breakfast sausage laugh?

An intestine doctor was laughing with an egg when another egg approached

The egg asks "what's so funny?"

The doctor replied "It's an inside yoke"

Egg whites

My wife told me eggs whites are healthy for you and I didn't believe her, but apparently it's no yoke.

What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg?

A yoke.

The chicken's egg never hatched...

It was a bad yoke.

You can explore yoke hatch reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean yoke collar dad jokes. There are also yoke puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Why did a Swedish man laugh at an egg?

Because it had a funny yoke inside.

What do you call a race between eggs?

A running yoke

What does an egg do for fun?

Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the yoke oeuf jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working yoke omelette piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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