Yoke Jokes
27 yoke jokes and hilarious yoke puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yoke that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Yoke Short Jokes
Short yoke jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yoke humour may include short yank jokes also.
- I told my wife that I didn't like the way she makes eggs. She got mad and threw one of the eggs at my head And now the yokes on me
- Did you hear the story about the bad egg? He ran down the street with his yoke hanging out.
- I have the work ethic of an ox - If you tie a yoke to my shoulders and whip me until I move, I'm probably going to get a lot done.
- An ox tried to trick his friend, but he was caught and punished with the rest of the day's work. His friend replied, "The yoke's on you."
- An intestine doctor was laughing with an egg when another egg approached The egg asks "what's so funny?"
The doctor replied "It's an inside yoke" - Julian Lennon messed up breakfast He tried to make eggs. He broke the yoke.
Yoke! Oh! Oh no! - Guys, this thread makes fun of all the wrong things. For example, Abortion. It's no yoke.
- Theres an egg on yor head... Only yoking.
- Egg w**... My wife told me eggs w**... are healthy for you and I didn't believe her, but apparently it's no yoke.
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Yoke One Liners
Which yoke one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yoke? I can suggest the ones about yolk and yogi.
- How do you make an egg laugh? Tell him a yoke!
- Why don't oxen laugh at funny gags? *Because the yokes on them!*
- I beat up some eggs with an egg beater. They kept cracking yokes at me.
- Meringues... They're no yoke.
- Why did the breakfast sausage laugh? Because the egg cracked a yoke
- What do you get when you put a flight stick in an egg? A yoke.
- The chicken's egg never hatched... It was a bad yoke.
- What did the egg say to the clown?. Yokes on you.
- Why did a Swedish man laugh at an egg? Because it had a funny yoke inside.
- What do you say about a funny egg? It's full of yokes......
I hope that cracked you up. - What do you call a race between eggs? A running yoke
- What does an egg do for fun? Kari - YOKE - ee *Ha Ha Ha*
- Airbus pilots are the least funny people They can't take a yoke.
- You wanna hear a yoke? What? You expected more than that?
- What did one ox say to another ox? A yoke.
Cheerful Fun Yoke Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about yoke you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean yoga jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yoke pranks.
Yokel Logic
Two country types are sitting outside a university, when a man comes out. One of them stands up, and goes over to talk to this man.
He says ''Ello there, son. You look loike one of them clever university toipes. What is it that you're studyin' then?'
The man, slightly stunned, says, 'I study Mathematics, Physics and Logic'
The country dude says 'Oo- arr, logic, what's that then?'
The Student replies, 'I could teach you it.'
'Okay then.'
'So', says the student, 'you look like a country type. I'm going to guess that you have a tractor?'
'Yep'
'And if you have a tractor, then surely you have... a yard, to keep your tractor in?'
'Arr'
'So in turn, surely you have a house next to that yard?'
'Wow, incredible, go on!'
'And taking care of that big house must be awfully hard on your own- so you must have a wife to help out with it?'
'Moi god...'
'And because you live with your wife, I'm going to conclude that you're a heterosexual!'
'Oh lord...' says the farmer. 'How did you know all that?'
'That's logic, my friend', says the student, and he walks off with a cheerful wave.
The yokel runs over to his friend to show off his newfound learnings.
''Ere, Oi've got somethin' to show ya! It's called 'Logic'', he shouts.
'Alroight then', says the friend
'So, do you have a tract'r?'
'No'
'Then you're Gay!'
A man goes into a white supremacist diner..
He orders "2 eggs over easy."
The waiter brought out just egg w**....
"Where is the rest of my food?" Asked the patron
The waiter replied "w**... only in my diner! This is no yoke!"
