The Best 82 Yogurt Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yogurt jokes. There are some yogurt muesli jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yogurt dairy puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Yogurt Jokes and Puns

What do you get when you take a needle to a balloon filled with yogurt?

pop culture

How is prostitution like yogurt?

It costs more for Greek.

So, two yogurts walk into a bar

The bar tender says "hey, what do you think you're doing? We don't serve you here!"

And the Yogurts respond "Why? We're two cultured individuals."

Yogurt joke, So, two yogurts walk into a bar

Thought of this while making breakfast.

What did the microbiologist bring to the art fair?

A cup of yogurt.

Penny Pinching Dutchmen

Was joking with my neighbor about the Dutch being cheap. Told him the two Dutchmen fighting over a penny joke. He came back with this:

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.


I was at a store and I saw some yogurt in a big bag with a spout...

I guess that you could say the yogurt was pour quality

recently re-relevant

So Monica Lewinsy rushes into the dry cleaner with a blue dress clutched in her hand. Recognizing the man behind the counter, she says "I need this dress cleaned right away." Realizing that he has been spoken to, but not certain what was said, the dry cleaner responds "Come again?"

No, says Lewisnki. It's yogurt.

Yogurt joke, recently re-relevant

What's the difference between Americans and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 200 years it'll grow a culture

Bank Robbery

A group of thugs bust into a bank. The bank is closed but there is a night watchmen watching the cameras. The thugs all find the vault and crack it open, revealing not money, but yogurt in little dishes. They all find this strange, but one thug says,
"We might as well eat it."
It's a sperm bank.

Why did the anthropologist eat a lot of yogurt?

So that he could understand culture.

What is the difference between yoghurt and America?

When you leave yogurt alone it grows a culture!

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A woman goes shopping

A woman goes shopping and she buys one tomato, one steak, one yogurt, and a small bottle of soda.
The cashier asks her : "you're single, aren't you?"
Yes, how did you guess?
Because you're ugly.

Did you hear about the Indian novelist made up of yogurt, cucumbers and onions?

He was a paperback raita..

How to tell if women is single

A woman walks into a store and purchases 1 small box of detergent, 1 bar of soap, 3 individual servings of yogurt and 2 oranges. The cashier says, You must be single. She responds, You can tell that by what I bought? The cashier says, No, you're ugly.

A young woman walks into a dry cleaner

She asks the elderly owner inspecting her blouse how long it would take to clean.
Hard of hearing the man asks, "come again?"

She responds, "No, it's yogurt"

Why are yogurt eaters sophisticated?

Because they're WELL-CULTURED.

Yogurt joke, Why are yogurt eaters sophisticated?

Two yogurts are sitting on a shelf...

One yogurt starts talking about art, so the other turns and says, "wow, you sure are cultured."

Why is there such a big contrast between Greek yogurt and regular yogurt?

Because they're different cultures.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.

Haha, happy late 4th of July.


Greek yogurt

Its just not as rich as it was before

I bought some Greek yogurt today

It started asking all of the other food in my fridge for money

I was going to buy a greek yogurt today, every little helps.

Come on guys, lets pull together.

My girlfriend decided to quit her job at the yogurt company

The truth his, she never really liked the culture

On a recent flight I was surprised to be served breakfast.

Although it was only plane yogurt.

I'm starting a combination Frozen Yogurt shop and news stand..

It will be called Froyo Information.

What is a gay guy's favorite kind of yogurt?

The kind with the fruit on the bottom.

A double foot amputee hobbles into a yogurt factory and is immediately escorted out...

They were lack toes intolerant.

What is the difference between America and a yogurt?

If you leave the yogurt standing around for 200 years, it develops a culture!

What's the difference between the U.S.A and yogurt?

After 240 years you'd think that yogurt would grow a culture.

Did ya hear about the yogurt just for married dudes?

It's called "Noplait"

I like my men like I like my yogurt

Whipped

A lady goes into the dry cleaners

Lady: "I was wondering if you could get this stain out of my blouse"

The Clerk: "Come again?"

Lady: "No, this time it's just yogurt"

Why do people love working at yogurt factories?

Because of the culture!

whats the difference between the USA and a yogurt?

If you leave a yogurt unwatched for 500 years it will develop its own culture.

What kind of yogurt does a skeleton eat?

Actibia.

My Wife Saw Me Licking A Yogurt Lid And Said "Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?"

My Wife Saw Me Licking A Yogurt Lid And Said "Why Don't You Lick Me Like That?"

"Because Yogurt Tastes Better"

The Divorce Is Next Tuesday

What did the yogurt say to the milk?

You're so uncultured.

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

My son complained to me that his yogurt was too soupy.

I told him to suck it up.

What do you call an overweight average ogre eating beef flavored yogurt?

A mediocre meaty ogre eating meaty yogurt.

What's the difference between an Australian and a pot of yogurt?

Leave a pot of yogurt in the sun for 200 years and it develops a culture.

[NSFW]Four robbers break into a bank at midnight.

As they open the vault, there are only boxes. One robber opens a box and finds cups full of yogurt.

"We didn't find any money, but we got something to eat," he tells his partners. They eat their fill and leave.

The next morning's newspaper headline reads, "World's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed."

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar.

Two cartons of yogurt walk into a bar. The bartender, who is a tub of cottage cheese, says to them, We don't serve your kind in here. One of the yogurt cartons says to him, Why not? We're cultured individuals.

Why is some yogurt called Greek yogurt?

Because it has more culture

What's a pilot's favorite kind of yogurt?

Plain.

Why does a blonde open yogurt in the store?

Because the box says "Open here"

What do you call haunted yogurt?

Paranormal Activia.

My new neighbors are from a foreign country and refused to eat the yogurt I offered them.

Pretty sure it's a cultural thing.

What's the difference between the USA and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

What happens when yogurt is electrocuted?

Culture shock

People made of yogurt are always well traveled

They are truly people of culture.

What do you call the farts you get from eating too much yogurt?

Dairy-Air

My son told me a joke and I thought I would share it with you all!

My mom said I couldn't get a frozen yogurt. She said do you think I'm made of money?
Then I said, isn't that what mom stands for?

I saw a man at the grocery store flinging slices of American cheese into the air.

He then started chugging cartons of milk right off the shelf.

After that he started smashing containers of yogurt open on his forehead.

It was shocking. All I could think was how dare he!

Why is frozen yogurt better than ice cream?

Ice cream ain't got no culture.

What's the difference between America and a Yogurt?

If you left a Yogurt alone 200 years it would develope a culture.

I hope it's not repost

My friend once moved to Greece just for the yogurt...

...turns out he loved the weather, but hated the culture.

What did yogurt say to bacon?

You uncultured swine.

My friend is a part of some religious group that forces you to eat a pound of yogurt every day.

I think he may be a part of Yakult.

A man broke into my house last night, and he stole my cheese, milk, ice cream, yogurt, and butter.

How dairy.

What's the difference between yogurt and America?

Yogurt didn't have a school shooting once every 8-9 days in 2018.

Why don't you need to get frozen yogurt after your SO gets back from the gym?

Because you already have a Sore-bae.

A guy keeps throwing milk and yogurt at my house.

How dairy!!!

What's your brother's yogurt called?

Bro-yo

Ate some habanero yogurt yesterday

Shit's on fire yo

My friend likes to grow bacteria from his yogurt like I do

I see he's a man of culture as well

How much horsepower has a door

5, because yogurt is boneless.

Yogurt is like...

Baby food for adults

Where does yogurt go after you eat it?

Yourgut

A woman goes to the store

She buys a cucumber, Greek yogurt, a gallon of milk, 2L Fanta, a loaf of bread, 6 pack of miller lites, can of olives and raisins. She then walks up to the counter places the items in front of the cash register. The cashier looks at the items, looks at her and then back at the items and says "I know you're single". The woman is surprised and laughs "That's crazy! How can you tell just based on my items?!". The cashier replies, "its cause you're ugly"

Milk, cheese and yogurt may be different products

But their origins are udderly similar.

What do you call a dog who warns you about danger at the yogurt drink factory?

Mango Lassi

How do you call a yogurt that you eat while running?

Joggurt.

Got this joke off of a yogurt pack... Why are football stadiums so windy?

'This is not labelled for individual sales'

I know, I dont get it either...

To anyone who eats yogurt...

you're a man of culture

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone it will eventually develop culture.

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition?

Because it was cultured.

What's the difference between America and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for a couple hundred years, it develops a culture.

My girlfriend's ass is like a peach.

It's hairy and makes a horrible yogurt.



\- Gary Delaney

How do you tell the difference between yogurt and Australia?

If you leave yogurt in the sun for 250 years, it'll develop culture.

Why does milk turn into yogurt when you take it to a museum

Because it turns into cultured milk

Come Again They said as the woman drops off her stained dress at the drycleaners

No, it's actually a yogurt stain this time. She replied

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