Yogi Jokes

Funniest Yogi Short Jokes

Short yogi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yogi humour may include short yoga jokes also.

1. How many? How many elephants can you fit into a Matterbooboo?
   "What's a Matterbooboo?"
   Nothing Yogi.
2. A yoga joke! What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?
   "Nah I'ma stay"
3. Why is there only one Yogi Bear? Because when they tried to create a second one, they made a Boo-Boo.
4. Why did they only make one Yogi Bear? When they tried to make a second one, they made a Boo-Boo...
5. What did the yogi say as he entered the room? "Namaste"
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   What did he say as he left?
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   "Namasgo"
6. Yogi Berra has officially gone home. But he should have gone to 1st for the force out.
   Rip yogi Berra.
7. Why did the Yogi cross the road? He didn't, I told him to but he just said "namaste right here"
8. What's a malibooboo? Nothing much Yogi
9. What did the yogi say when his student asked him what he wanted for world yoga day? I wish no gifts, only presence
10. some people say I can be overbearing... But what else am I supposed to do with Smokey and Yogi, and Fuzzy Wuzzy with his skin condition?

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Yogi One Liners

Which yogi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yogi? I can suggest the ones about yoga instructor and guru.

1. Why did God only make one yogi bear He tried to make another but made a boo-boo
2. What did the yogi have for breakfast? an ॐlette
3. What did the Yogi say, when asked to leave the bar? "Nah, 'm stay."
4. Why didn't god make two Yogi Bears? Because he made a Boo Boo.
5. Why does the yogi always meditate under the citrus tree? It's a sublime spot
6. What's Yogi Bear's favorite ice cream? Basket Robbins
7. What did the Yogi say when he got kicked out of the club? Namaste.
8. Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes? He likes to go... bearfoot!
   I'll see myself out...
9. What did the Spanish yogi say when he broke up with his girlfriend? No mas stay.
10. What did the homeless yogi say when told to leave the yoga studio? Nah, I must stay.
11. Why didn't they make a second Yogi bear? Because they made a boo boo
12. What did the indignant yogi say when he was asked to leave the studio? nah ima stay
13. What do you call a big hairy gay man that's really into fitness? Yogi Bear
14. What do you call a bear who is athletically flexible? Yogi
15. What do you call a baby yogi? An omelette.

Yogi Bear Jokes

Here is a list of funny yogi bear jokes and even better yogi bear puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why wasn't Yogi a real bear? Because he always wore clothes. (He wasn't bare.)
• Have you heard the name of the native american that became a yoga instructor? Yogi bear
• So I saw this bear doing a downward dog the other day. Guess you can call him Yogi Bear.
• Yogi Bear has died at the age of 90. He was more than just your average bear.

Yogi Berra Jokes

Here is a list of funny yogi berra jokes and even better yogi berra puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Yogi Berra He lived his whole life.

Comical & Quirky Yogi Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about yogi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean yeti jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yogi pranks.