Yogi Jokes

Funniest Yogi Short Jokes

Short yogi jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yogi humour may include short yoga jokes also.

1. How many? How many elephants can you fit into a Matterbooboo?
   "What's a Matterbooboo?"
   Nothing Yogi.
2. Why did they only make one Yogi Bear? When they tried to make a second one, they made a Boo-Boo...
3. What did the yogi say as he entered the room? "Namaste"
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   What did he say as he left?
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   "Namasgo"
4. Yogi Berra has officially gone home. But he should have gone to 1st for the force out.
   Rip yogi Berra.
5. Why did the Yogi cross the road? He didn't, I told him to but he just said "namaste right here"
6. What did the yogi say when his student asked him what he wanted for world yoga day? I wish no gifts, only presence
7. some people say I can be overbearing... But what else am I supposed to do with Smokey and Yogi, and Fuzzy Wuzzy with his skin condition?
8. So I saw this bear doing a downward dog the other day. Guess you can call him Yogi Bear.
9. What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram? Llamaste.
10. Yogi Bear has died at the age of 90. He was more than just your average bear.

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Yogi One Liners

Which yogi one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yogi? I can suggest the ones about yoga instructor and guru.

1. Why did God only make one yogi bear He tried to make another but made a boo-boo
2. What did the yogi have for breakfast? an ॐlette
3. What did the Yogi say, when asked to leave the bar? "Nah, 'm stay."
4. Why does the yogi always meditate under the citrus tree? It's a sublime spot
5. What's Yogi Bear's favorite ice cream? Basket Robbins
6. What did the Yogi say when he got kicked out of the club? Namaste.
7. Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes? He likes to go... bearfoot!
   I'll see myself out...
8. What did the Spanish yogi say when he broke up with his girlfriend? No mas stay.
9. Why didn't they make a second Yogi bear? Because they made a boo boo
10. What do you call a big hairy gay man that's really into fitness? Yogi Bear
11. What do you call a baby yogi? An omelette.
12. What's a malibooboo? Nothing much Yogi
13. What do you say to a yogi that asks you to join them for a class? "Namaste here"
14. Why wasn't Yogi a real bear? Because he always wore clothes. (He wasn't bare.)
15. Have you heard the name of the native american that became a yoga instructor? Yogi bear

Yogi Berra Jokes

Here is a list of funny yogi berra jokes and even better yogi berra puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Yogi Berra He lived his whole life.

Comical & Quirky Yogi Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about yogi you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean yeti jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yogi pranks.