Yoghurt Jokes
30 yoghurt jokes and hilarious yoghurt puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yoghurt that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Check out this collection of hilarious yoghurt jokes! From jokes about wildlife yoghurt to granola and curd, these puns will have you cracking up with the lid off.
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Funniest Yoghurt Short Jokes
Short yoghurt jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yoghurt humour may include short yogurt jokes also.
- What's the difference between and Aussie and a Yoghurt? If you leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 200 years, it will develop a culture.
- Went to the shop earlier today, saw a man throwing all the milk, cheese, yoghurt etc I thought to myself...
"How dairy?". - Derek Acorah got sacked from Most Haunted for advertising bio-yoghurt in breech of his contract. That's what you get for dabbling in the Yakult.
- Went to a seance in a probiotic yoghurt factory last night. Scared the life out of me. Last time I dabble with the Yakult.
- What is the difference between a Yoghurt and the US When you leave Yoghurt alone long enough it will atleast develop some kind if culture
- I just watched a film about a couple who bought a haunted yoghurt. It's called Paranormal Activia.
- Days when my mama gave me 3$ and I came back with bread, Eggs, milk, yoghurt, chocolate bars, chips, soda, icecream and a bunch of magazines.
Now, there are surveillance cameras everywhere.
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Yoghurt One Liners
Which yoghurt one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yoghurt? I can suggest the ones about greek yogurt and milk.
- What do you call an injury you get at yoga class? Yoghurt.
- Yoghurt is not good for you because.. Then it would yogheal.
- What do you call good quality yoghurt? Highly cultured milk......
- What did the yoghurt say to the cheese? Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well.
- Spilled some yoghurt on my jeans... Mm, denim.
- I had 8 pints of yoghurt last night. I was Mullered..
- What did Bob say when someone stole his yoghurt? Yoghurt to be kidding me.
- This company Nivea... ...they make terrible yoghurt
- What did the man get when someone threw a box of dairy products at him? Yog-HURT
- What was the name of the hobbit who went to get frozen yoghurt? Froyo Baggins.
- What does rappers eat for breakfast? Yo-ghurt.
- What do you call a group of Japanese yoghurt thieves? The Yakultza.
Playful Yoghurt Jokes to Add Joy and Laughter to Your Group
What funny jokes about yoghurt you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cottage cheese jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yoghurt pranks.
