Yoga Pants Jokes
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- Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga … And 100% of men don't care.
- The thing I love most about this fall weather is the UGG boots and yoga pants.. ... Though, they do make me look a bit gay.
- Rules for wearing animal print yoga pants: 1. Weigh less than the animals they represent
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3. - An estimated 70% of women who wear yoga pants don't do yoga. An estimated 100% of straight men do not care.
- They say the inventor of yoga pants had comfort in mind But I like to think he had posterior motives.
- There's only three things that tell the truth in the world Kids, Alcoholics and yoga pants.
- I think my mirror is broken I said pumpkin spice latte 3 times in front of it and no white girl in yoga pants appeared.
- Some say... 75% of women that wear yoga pants don't do yoga.
And 100% of straight men don't care. - A yoga pants owner, an uggs owner, and an iphone owner walks into a starbucks She orders a drink - Pumpkin Spice Latte
- There are only three things that always tell the truth! 1. Young Children
2. Drunks
3. Yoga Pants
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Yoga Pants One Liners
Which yoga pants one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yoga pants? I can suggest the ones about tight pants and panties.
- Three things that never lie..... Little kids, drunk people, and yoga pants
- What do you call a fat girl in yoga pants at Walmart? Cashier
- What do deaf-mute people like about yoga pants? They make lip-reading easier.
- Nothing against fat chicks having high self-esteem Just not yoga pants high
- What 3 things that tell the truth? Drunk men.
Little children.
Yoga pants. - What type of heavy breathing do you hear during yoga? Yoga pants
- What do you call pants that you can't do yoga in? Noga pants
- Why did the yoga pants come in last place? They were bringing up the rear.
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What funny jokes about yoga pants you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean skinny jeans jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yoga pants pranks.
My wife asked if these pants make her look fat…
I replied
Definitely not. It's you that makes the pants look fat.
And oh how we both laughed and laughed.
Anyway, I'm single now in case any of you want to hang out.
I'm pretty open most days. Except for Tuesday's when I do yoga.
The introduction of Yoga Pants have been found to be the cause of a 0.65 drop in the GPA of Males.
I dont have significant data to back this up, But i have some notes from college that show causation.
Topical Jokes (5/25-5/26)
Hey, sorry for the tardiness! Been on the road lately. Here's some jokes to cap up the last couple days.
Governor Christie met with Snooki over the weekend, but things got a tad awkward when Christie licked his lips and asked, "But seriously, are you actually a meatball?"
Big Catholic news, the Pope recently stated that it is possible for atheists to go to Heaven. However, what he didn't say is once they get there, they have to spend all eternity helping Buddha squeeze into his yoga pants.
In entertainment, "Fast and Furious 6" critics say the film did not live up to the hype. Especially when the first 45 minutes of the film were Vin Diesel sitting in his Dodge Neon scanning Tokyo radio for a Limp Bizkit station.
Bad news, a m**... tax bill stalled in Colorado. Glossy-eyed congressmen promise they'll finish the bill as soon as this rad 'Stairway' solo is over.
In a recent speech, Biden hinted that government research is often wasteful. Such as Biden's $3 million study on if he saw Bigfoot getting the paper yesterday or just Sarah Palin before her morning shave.
And finally some science news. A recent marine study found that fish can use sign language. However, what was more surprising was the terrifying gang signs used by the east L.A. river fish crew, "Gills that Kills".
Thanks for reading! Been pretty busy lately so I'm making sure I produce some material for you guys to check out.
What did the blind man say to the deaf lady?
"You should have wore yoga pants, I can't read your lips!"