Yoga Instructor Jokes
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- I just signed up for a yoga class.... "How flexible are you" asked the instructor
I said "I can't do Tuesdays" - Doing the splits I told my yoga instructor I wanted to be able to do the splits. She asked how flexible I was. I told her I couldn't come on Tuesdays.
- My Yoga instructor was so hot, I didn't want to leave the studio... She kept telling me it was done but I said "namaste"
- Told my yoga instructor to teach me the splits She asked "how flexible are you"
I said "Weekdays are out of the question" - A yoga instructor was at a party. Her friend said "come on let's leave"
The yoga instructor replied "Na I'ma stay" - So I went to ask about some yoga classes in my neighbourhood as it's my first time. The instructor asked me if I was flexible... ... I said "I can't do Tuesdays."
- I wanted to take up yoga. I contacted a yoga instructor and told him I wanted to be able to do the splits. He said "what's your flexibility like?" I said "I can't do Tuesdays".
- The instructor told me to just leave the yoga class if i wasn't going to take it seriously I looked her in the eye and said "nah, imma stay"
- Statistically speaking, every male has had a crush on a teacher... For me, it's my wife's yoga instructor.
- I recently took up yoga, and the instructor asked me how flexible I am... I said 'I can only do Tuesdays'
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Yoga Instructor One Liners
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- My yoga instructor came to the yoga session drunk today He put me in an awkward position
- My yoga instructor was drunk today. Put me in a very awkward position.
- What do you call a filipino yoga instructor? A Manila Folder.
- What did the yoga instructor tell his landlord when he tried to evict him? Namaste
- How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite? Namaste home tonight.
- My yoga instructor said I could start her class at 3pm or 4pm. She was very flexible.
- What did the yoga instructor say to her landlord when he tried to kick her out? Namaste.
- What did the yoga instructor say when asked if she wanted to leave the party? Namaste
- Have you heard the one about the yoga instructor? It was quite a stretch.
- Did you hear about the yoga instructor who kill his instructor? It was pre-meditated.
- What were the yoga instructor's last words when he got electrocuted? Ohmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
- After yoga class the instructor asked everyone to leave... But I said "namaste"
- If AirBenders bend air and WaterBenders bend water... are Yoga instructors Body Benders?
- Whatcha say if your yoga instructor gf asks if your going to pull out? Namaste in you.
- What did the yoga instructor say when he was asked to leave the bar? Nah I'ma stay.
Yoga Instructor Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
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What is the difference between a yoga instructor and a torcherer? The torcherer apologizes first.
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing.
But I mean, 41 years, still alive.
I kinda got it.
If you win three games of Twister in a row you're automatically a yoga instructor.
Yesterday at yoga
Yesterday at yoga, the instructor told us to make a flower shape by putting our hands together. She kept saying to take deep breaths and focus on our flowers. Towards the end of the exercise she told us to smell our flowers and just say out loud what our flowers smelt like. I don't think she appreciated it when I said Vaseline and shame.
Mom called to tell me she is qualified to be a yoga instructor...
I think that's a bit of a stretch
This Joke is a Bit of a Stretch
What did the h**... say when his yoga instructor asked if you wanted to leave the class?
"Na, I'm a-stay"
What did the homeless yoga instructor say when he was told to leave his camp site?
Namaste.
What did the yoga instructor say when he was asked to leave the building?
Namaste
My wife me told me that she's running off with her yoga instructor
Which is cool because I don't think the yoga has been helping her.
Whats a yoga instructors favourite kind of coffee?
Pilatte
r**... yoga.
What did the r**... say to the yoga instructor when she asked him to leave the class?
Nahimastay
What do a yoga instructor and a Mexican restaurant that only serves water have in common?
¡No más te!
I'm thinking of becoming a yoga instructor...
but I know know how I'm going to support myself.
Asked a yoga instructor to teach me how to do the splits, he asked me how flexible I was.
"I can't make Tuesdays."
What did the yoga instructor say when her landlord tried to evict her?
Na ma stay
A yoga instructor killed a student before class started
He's being charged with pre-meditation m**....
What did the yoga instructor say to his date when she wanted to leave early?
Nah ma, stay.
Have you heard the name of the native american that became a yoga instructor?
Yogi bear
I followed my hot yoga instructor home after class
I broke into her bedroom, and she screamed, "Get out now, or I'm calling the police!"
I said, "Nah, I'mma stay"
After yoga class, everyone was feeling a bit hungry
...so we all agreed to go grab a bite together but as we went to invite our instructor, he was in such a deep trance that his only response was a long drawn "ohm" constant throughout his breathing.
We tried for a good twenty minutes before finally his eyes rolled opened and his smile shined brightly
Now that we had finally gotten his attention, we told him the plan:
"We're all going to leave and grab a bite to eat, would you like to come with us and join in?"
He took in a large, deep breath before quietly responding:
"Namaste"
Yoga Joka
A yoga instructor decided to let their class leave early. One straggler was left behind. The instructor asked, "Aren't you going to leave?" To which the student replied, "Namaste".
I accidentally walked into a yoga class filled with very attractive women. They instructor immediately told me to leave...
I replied, Namaste
What did the yoga instructor say when asked if he was going on the trip with everyone?
Nah, Ima stay.
A yoga instructor ends every class with a mediation, allowing people lay down and relax before slowly filing out for the night. A half hour passes and the instructor is surprised to see one man remain in her studio.
Annoyed, she walks over to him and asks if he plans on leaving anytime soon .
The man takes a deep, meditative breath and calmly replies, Nah, Imma stay .
I used to date my yoga instructor.
Put me in an awkward position at first, but we held on. I bent over backwards to make her happy but she found me uptight and inflexible. Guess it just didn't work out in the long stretch.