Yoda Jokes
114 yoda jokes and hilarious yoda puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yoda that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
These Yoda Jokes will leave you laughing like jawas as you explore the wacky humour of Luke Skywalker's famous mentor. From bad Yoda puns to Game Grumps skits, these jokes have a little something for everyone, even Jabba the Hutt.
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Funniest Yoda Short Jokes
Short yoda jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yoda humour may include short sequence jokes also.
- "Yoda, are you sure we are heading in the right direction?" Yoda replies: "off course we are"
- What did Yoda say when he saw himself on the 4K TV? "HDMI"
I really hope this hasn't already been done. - Why did Star Wars Episodes 4, 5 & 6 come out before 1,2 & 3? Because in charge of directing, Yoda was.
- Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3. Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was
- Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks... Luke: are we on track?
Yoda: off course, we are. - Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order 4 5 6 1 2 3 In charge of the sequence, Yoda was.
- What does Yoda say when he is drunk? Dear me it appears I have imbibed alcohol in sufficient quantitiy to impair my speech
- If Ani is short for Anakin, Obi is short for Obi-Wan, then what is Yoda short for? He is short, for having small legs.
- How does Yoda spend his time. He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah.
- Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council? He gets a seat next to a Windu.
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Yoda One Liners
Which yoda one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yoda? I can suggest the ones about and .
- What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K? HDMI
- Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8.
- Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8 In charge of planning Yoda was
- What did master yoda say when he saw himself on a 4k tv? HDMI
- Yoda, are you sure we are going in the right direction? Yoda: Off course we are.
- "Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?" Aaaaaaa.....
- What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray? HDMI
- Why was Yoda afraid of 9? Because 10, 9 8.
- Yodas Logic Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?
Yoda: Offcourse we are - Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because Six, Seven ate.
- What is Yoda's last name? Lay Hee Hoo
- Backwards they were Why did everyone hate Yoda's jokes?
- "Yoda, are we supposed to be here?" "Off course we are."
- What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD? HDMI
- What type of car did Yoda eat? A bmw i8
Baby Yoda Jokes
Here is a list of funny baby yoda jokes and even better baby yoda puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- How does baby Yoda pooped when he was constipated?
He forces it out. - Knock knock Who's there?
Baby yoda.
Baby yoda who?
Baby yoda only one I care about. - How did baby Yoda grow to be so old? Because he was vaccinated...
- Baby Yoda's first word was ? Probably It came after his second word.
- YOLO for different beings: YOLT = James Bond
OOYL= Yoda
YOLN = Cats
YOLF = Vampires
YNLO = Aborted babies - Lots of famous people here tonight. I mean, legends, iconic. This table alone. Al Pacino, Robert De Niro. Baby Yoda—oh, that’s Joe Pesci, sorry.
- Baby Yoda knock knock joke Knock knock.
Knock knock.
Say who's there w**....
Who's there.
Baby Yoda.
Baby Yoda Who?
Baby Yoda one for me.
o**....
Bad Yoda Jokes
Here is a list of funny bad yoda jokes and even better bad yoda puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Yoda is bad at telling jokes Why afraid of seven was six?
Eighth nine seven because! - Why did Luke want to become a jedi so badly? He wanted to get Yoda off his back.
- Why was Yoda bad at geometry? Because to him there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not-angles
- Yoda was watching the NBA draft while eating some badly prepared noodles. When Marvin Bagley was drafted he exclaimed... s**... Ramen Too!
Cheerful Fun Yoda Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about yoda you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yoda pranks.
Why is Yoda Programming full of exceptions ?
Because there is no try.
Clint Eastwood, the Pope, and Yoda walk into the bar...
It was at this point I realized I had done WAY too many tequila shots.
I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables
"Lame is."
Why does Yoda like sheep?
Because dey go baa...
A long time ago in a ghetto far far away...
...Yoda was walking down the street, wearing a ton of bling. Necklaces, bracelets, gold teeth, the works. A passer-by stops him and says, "Wow, Yoda, that's a ton of bling!"
Yoda replied, "For show, mine is all."
I thought I was getting a car for christmas...
turns out all I got was a toy Yoda
What did Master Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k?
HDMI
Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when...
**Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*.
**Yoda**: *Off course we are*.
Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey...
Luke: Yoda, we've been walking for hours! Are you sure that we're going the right way?
Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!
I think it's been enough time to warrant a Star Wars spoiler...
Yoda is dead
Star Wars joke I made up for my son to tell his friends at school...
Q: What kind of animal does Yoda raise?
A: Sheep
Q: Why does Yoda raise sheep?
A: Because Dagobah
Coining Money.
George Washington: We should put "We Trust In God" on our money.
Thomas Jefferson: Great idea! Did you get that?
Yoda: Yep
Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk.
Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk.
Yoda: Hello, welcome, you are.
Man: Hi, I'd like to book a t**... for the weekend.
Yoda: Sorry I am, only duplex we have.
Man: Are you sure? I really need the t**....
Yoda: There is no tri, only du.
Master Yoda, what sound do sheep make?
Yoda: "Dey go bah"
Obi-Wan captured a Sith and bring him to Yoda.
Obi-Wan: Should I kill the Sith or let him go?
Yoda: Kill him...
\*Obi-Wan executes the Sith.\*
Yoda: ...you must not.
Yoda is telling a joke to the Jedi Council...
"Why was six afraid of seven?" he asks. Everyone remains silent, and he says: "Because nine seven eight!"
What did Yoda say to Luke when he was constipated?
Try or try not, there is no do.
Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?
Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.
I think therefore I am.
Yoda pointing at a photo of himself when he was four.
JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade?
YODA: March April may, June.
Hey guys why where star wars 4,5,6 made before 1,2,3?
Because in charge of production yoda was.
Why did Yoda turn Santa's sleigh around?
Because he always reverses clauses.
Roses are red...
Yoda is green
My lightsaber needs two hands
If you know what I mean
What does Yoda do for fun?
Anything that makes the Dagobah.
What do you call a green-skinned, pointy-eared Star Wars action figure driving a Japanese car?
A toy Yoda driving a Toyota.
Why shouldn't you ask Yoda for money?
Because he's always a little short
George Washington: "We should put 'We trust in God' on our money"
John Adams: "Brilliant idea! Did you get that?"
Yoda: *taking note* "Yep"
How does yoda feel about extra taxes on alcohol?
Backwards, the sintax is.
May the 4th be with you!
What advice did Yoda give to the Soviet secret agent?
Cagey be.
Why was Yoda scared of 7?
Because 6 7 8.
What did Yoda say to Anakin on his wedding day?
May divorce be with you.
How can you tell if a sheep has met Yoda?
d**... Bah
Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk
Yoda: Hello, welcome, you are.
Man: Hi, I'd like to book a t**... for the weekend.
Yoda: Sorry I am, only duplex we have.
Man: Are you sure? I really need the t**....
Yoda: There is no tri, only du.
In case you didn't know, Yoda has a last name...
It's Layheehoo
How does yoda pick up girls?
With force
Yodas name backwards spells adoy
Pretty obvious if you ask me
What does Yoda say when he sees himself in 4k?
Mmmm HDMI
Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?
Because 678...
Did you know Yoda had a last name?
It was Layheehoo.
Yoda has a brother called Will...
But he keeps introducing himself as William, and nobody knows why.
"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"
"Off course we are".
Yoda: Dark it is, the other side
Luke: Shut up and eat your toast.
A man is walking with yoda and asked him if they are in the correct route.
Yoda then replied "Off course, we are"
Yoda and Obi-Wan
Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship.
Obi-Wan asks, "Are you sure we're going in the right direction?"
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Yoda answers, "Off course, we are."
Yoda would be a terrible navigation officer
If you were piloting a ship with him and asked him Are we going the right way to Alderaan?
He'd reply saying Off course, we are .
For the Star Wars Lovers
Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?
Say the same d**... "HDMI" joke again, please don't.
Yoda asks Luke why is 5 afraid of 7?
Because 6, 7, 8.
A struggling businessman named John approaches Yoda seeking financial advice
John asks Yoda How is it that I am not rich? I work 80 hours a week, I kiss up to my bosses, I avoid my family, I stay away from romantic relationships, I never go out with friends, and yet still, I am not wealthy. Everybody told me that under capitalism, if I worked hard enough, I too could be rich and powerful.
Yoda took a second to think. He then replied Ahhh yes. Cap, it all is..mm?
Yoda's last name
Not many people know this, but Yoda has a last name. It's Lay Hee Hoo.
Why were Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 released before 1,2,3?
Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.
What did Yoda say when he saw Luke struggling to eat noodles?
Use the fork Luke!
Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?
Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.
What did Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k resolution?
HD, am I?
I miss Yoda
Not a Dagobah that I don't think about him
My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…
I answered in my best yoda impersonation: 'in charge of scheduling, I was'
My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.
Yoda in 4k
What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?
HDMI
What did Yoda say after cutting in line to go to the bathroom?
I s**... you not.
What's Yoda short for?
It's because he's got little legs!
Why did star wars episodes 4,5,6 come out before 1,2,3?
In charge of continuity, Yoda was.
I saw a Star wars action figure in a Corolla today
It was a toy Yoda in a Toyota
