The Best 63 Yoda Jokes

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Top 10 Funniest Yoda Jokes and Puns

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.

Clint Eastwood, the Pope, and Yoda walk into the bar...

It was at this point I realized I had done WAY too many tequila shots.

I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables

"Lame is."

Yoda joke, I asked Yoda for a two word review of Les Miserables

Why does Yoda like sheep?

Because dey go baa...

Why does Yoda have the best seat on the Jedi Council?

He gets a seat next to a Windu.


"Yoda, are we supposed to be here?"

"Off course we are."

How does Yoda spend his time.

He mostly just sits on his log, watching the Dagobah.

Yoda joke, How does Yoda spend his time.

Luke Skywalker and Yoda are on a ride when...

**Luke**: *Are we on the right course, Master Yoda?*.

**Yoda**: *Off course we are*.

Luke Skywalker and Yoda are hopelessly lost on their journey...

Luke: Yoda, we've been walking for hours! Are you sure that we're going the right way?

Yoda: For the tenth time, told you, I have! Off course, we are!

Star Wars joke I made up for my son to tell his friends at school...

Q: What kind of animal does Yoda raise?

A: Sheep

Q: Why does Yoda raise sheep?

A: Because Dagobah

What did Yoda say when he watched Star Wars on Blu-Ray?

HDMI

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Coining Money.

George Washington: We should put "We Trust In God" on our money.

Thomas Jefferson: Great idea! Did you get that?

Yoda: Yep

Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk.

Yoda is working at a hotel as a concierge and a man walks up to the desk.

Yoda: Hello, welcome, you are.

Man: Hi, I'd like to book a triplex for the weekend.

Yoda: Sorry I am, only duplex we have.

Man: Are you sure? I really need the triplex.

Yoda: There is no tri, only du.

What type of car did Yoda eat?

A BMW i8

Yoda is telling a joke to the Jedi Council...

"Why was six afraid of seven?" he asks. Everyone remains silent, and he says: "Because nine seven eight!"

Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks...

Luke: are we on track?

Yoda: off course, we are.

Yoda joke, Yoda and Luke Skywalker are together in a ship when Luke asks...

Ever wondered why starwars episode 4,5 and 6 came before episode 1,2 and 3.

Because, incharge of scheduling Yoda was

Why were the star wars movies released 4,5,6,1,2,3,7,8

In charge of planning Yoda was

Why was Yoda afraid of 7?

Because Six, Seven ate.


JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade?

YODA: March April may, June.

Yodas Logic

Han Solo: Yoda are we going the right way?

Yoda: Offcourse we are

Hey guys why where star wars 4,5,6 made before 1,2,3?

Because in charge of production yoda was.

Why did Yoda turn Santa's sleigh around?

Because he always reverses clauses.

Roses are red...

Yoda is green
My lightsaber needs two hands
If you know what I mean

What does Yoda do for fun?

Anything that makes the Dagobah.

George Washington: "We should put 'We trust in God' on our money"

John Adams: "Brilliant idea! Did you get that?"

Yoda: *taking note* "Yep"

How does yoda feel about extra taxes on alcohol?

Backwards, the sintax is.

May the 4th be with you!

Why was Yoda scared of 7?

Because 6 7 8.

What did Yoda say to Anakin on his wedding day?

May divorce be with you.

Yoda, are you sure we are going in the right direction?

Yoda: Off course we are.

What does Yoda say when he is drunk?

Dear me it appears I have imbibed alcohol in sufficient quantitiy to impair my speech

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Yoda: Hello, welcome, you are.

Man: Hi, I'd like to book a triplex for the weekend.

Yoda: Sorry I am, only duplex we have.

Man: Are you sure? I really need the triplex.

Yoda: There is no tri, only du.

In case you didn't know, Yoda has a last name...

It's Layheehoo

How does yoda pick up girls?

With force

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

What does Yoda say when he sees himself in 4k?

Mmmm HDMI

Why was Yoda afraid of Seven?

Because 678...

"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"

Aaaaaaa.....

What did master yoda say when he saw himself on a 4k tv?

HDMI

Did you know Yoda had a last name?

It was Layheehoo.

Yoda has a brother called Will...

But he keeps introducing himself as William, and nobody knows why.

"Yoda, are you sure we're headed in the right direction?"

"Off course we are".

Yoda: Dark it is, the other side

Luke: Shut up and eat your toast.

A man is walking with yoda and asked him if they are in the correct route.

Yoda then replied "Off course, we are"

What did Yoda say when he saw himself on the 4K TV?

"HDMI"


I really hope this hasn't already been done.

Yoda and Obi-Wan

Yoda and Obi-Wan are flying through space in their ship.


Obi-Wan asks, "Are you sure we're going in the right direction?"

-

Yoda answers, "Off course, we are."

Yoda would be a terrible navigation officer

If you were piloting a ship with him and asked him Are we going the right way to Alderaan?

He'd reply saying Off course, we are .

For the Star Wars Lovers

Obi-Wan: Why did the movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3, 7, 8, 9?

Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

Say the same damn "HDMI" joke again, please don't.

Yoda asks Luke why is 5 afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7, 8.

A struggling businessman named John approaches Yoda seeking financial advice

John asks Yoda How is it that I am not rich? I work 80 hours a week, I kiss up to my bosses, I avoid my family, I stay away from romantic relationships, I never go out with friends, and yet still, I am not wealthy. Everybody told me that under capitalism, if I worked hard enough, I too could be rich and powerful.

Yoda took a second to think. He then replied Ahhh yes. Cap, it all is..mm?

"Yoda, are you sure we are heading in the right direction?"

Yoda replies: "off course we are"

What did Yoda say after seeing himself in HD?

HDMI

Why were Star Wars episodes 4,5,6 released before 1,2,3?

Because in charge of planning, Yoda was.

What did Yoda say when he saw Luke struggling to eat noodles?

Use the fork Luke!

Why did Star Wars episodes 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3?

Because in charge of scheduling Yoda was.

What did Yoda say when he first saw himself in 4k resolution?

HD, am I?

I miss Yoda

Not a Dagobah that I don't think about him

My son asked why sStar Wars movies came out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3…

I answered in my best yoda impersonation: 'in charge of scheduling, I was'

My son loved it, I heard a sigh from my SO, and when I looked at her, she just shook her head.

Yoda in 4k

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4k?

HDMI

What did Yoda say after cutting in line to go to the bathroom?

I shit you not.

Why was Yoda afraid of 9?

Because 10, 9 8.

What's Yoda short for?

It's because he's got little legs!

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