Yo Momma Jokes

• Short Yo Momma Jokes
• Yo Momma One Liners
• Fat Yo Momma Jokes
• Nasty Yo Momma Jokes
• Bad Yo Momma Jokes
• Mean Yo Momma Jokes
• More Yo Momma Jokes

Funniest Yo Momma Short Jokes

Short yo momma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yo momma humour may include short jokes also.

1. Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
   
2. What do you call a cow with 3 legs? Lean beef.
   What do you call a cow with no legs?
   Ground beef.
   What do you call a cow with two legs?
   Yo momma.
3. Every "yo momma" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people. Kinda like yo momma.
4. Yo Momma is so fat... When she's walking down the street, cops driving by scream out, "Hey you two --break it up!"
5. If a mass of beef fat is 'tallow', and mass of pig fat is 'lard', what is a mass of human fat called? 'American'.
   Just kidding, it's actually called 'Yo Momma'.
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6. The heaviest things in the universe 3 - Neutron stars
   2 - Black holes
   1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke
7. Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath... She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water.
8. Seriously guys, every 'yo momma' joke has already been done thousands of times by thousands of people.. just like yo momma!
9. Yo mama so ugly Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask
10. Yo momma cooks so bad... The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door.
    >we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!

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Yo Momma One Liners

Which yo momma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yo momma? I can suggest the ones about and .

1. Yo momma so fat, it wasn't the stork that brought her It was the crane!
2. Yo momma is so fat… …her car has stretch marks.
3. Yo momma is so fat ... She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.
4. Yo momma is so vegan and fat... ..that she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.
5. Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.
6. Yo momma, she so fat... there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.
7. Yo momma is SO slow…. That it took her 9 months to make a joke!
8. Yo Momma works in IT... as a disk format cause she's FAT32
9. Yo Momma is so ugly The government extended mask mandates to give everyone's eyes a break
10. Yo momma so fat... Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call.
11. Yo momma's so mean she has no standard deviation
12. Yo momma is so dumb It took her 9 months to come up with a joke.
13. Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.
14. Yo momma so fat... She is considered a carbohydrate based life form.
15. Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition) Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.

Fat Yo Momma Jokes

Here is a list of funny fat yo momma jokes and even better fat yo momma puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2? Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.
• Yo momma so fat Not even dolby could surround her
• Yo momma so fat... The dinosaurs went extinct when she forgot her parachute.
• Yo momma so fat She only needs a single cup of water to fill up her bath
• Yo momma's so fat It took me three fingers to swipe left.
• Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!
• Yo momma so fat she doesn't need the web.
  She's world-wide.
• Yo momma is so fat, shes got more "coverage" than my cell phone provider
• Yo momma's so fat ...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain.
• Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

Nasty Yo Momma Jokes

Here is a list of funny nasty yo momma jokes and even better nasty yo momma puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• YO momma so n**...... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the c**... fresh.
• Yo momma is so n**... she made Right Guard turn left!
• Yo momma so n**... when she went to take a shower the soap-on-a-rope hung itself.
• Yo momma is so n**... when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.
• Yo momma's so n**... That when you asked her what's for dinner, she opened her legs and said c**....
• You momma's teeth are so n**... the b*t**... spits yoohoo.
• Yo momma so n**... they slapped a bio hazard sign on her back .
• Yo' momma's so n**... If she were soap I'd wash my hands after using her.

Bad Yo Momma Jokes

Here is a list of funny bad yo momma jokes and even better bad yo momma puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Yo mommas breath smells so bad She should be wearing a diaper on her face.
• Yo momma's allergy to nuts is so bad I teabagged her and she had an asthma attack
• Yo momma's breath is so bad... She can just whisper the word "hi" and revive a room full of coma patients.
• Yo momma smell so bad.... I can smell her retronasally.
• Your momma's credit is so bad, the bank won't even lend her a pen to fill out a credit application.
• Yo momma's breath smelled so bad when she walked by a clock it said, "Tic Tac."
• Yo momma stinks so bad..... She walked into a cemetery and everyone got up and left!

Mean Yo Momma Jokes

Here is a list of funny mean yo momma jokes and even better mean yo momma puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• TIL that our sun accounts for about 99.86% of the total mass in our solar system. I guess that means yo momma only accounts for about 00.12%.
• Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.

Yo Momma Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about yo momma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yo momma pranks.