Yo Momma Jokes

Following is our collection of funnies and chistes working better than reddit. They include Yo Momma puns, dirty or clean gags suitable for kids, that are actually fun like the best witze.

The Best jokes about Yo Momma

Where do little jokes come from?

Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo momma.

Every "yo momma" joke has been done thousands of times, by thousands of different people.

Kinda like yo momma.

Yo momma is so fat ...

She took a jump in the pool, they found water on Mars.

Yo momma is so vegan and fat...

..that she ate a meal and got arrested for deforestation.

Yo momma's so fat, that when she fell

no one was laughing but the ground was cracking up.

Yo momma, she so fat...

there's people on the internet who believe she's flat, not round.

If a mass of beef fat is 'tallow', and mass of pig fat is 'lard', what is a mass of human fat called?

'American'.

Just kidding, it's actually called 'Yo Momma'.

Yo momma so fat...

Yo momma so fat when she talks to herself its a long distance call.

Yo momma's so mean

she has no standard deviation

The heaviest things in the universe

3 - Neutron stars

2 - Black holes

1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke

Yo momma so fat, when she wants to take a bath...

She fills up the tub and THEN turns on the water.

YO momma so nasty...

She pours salt water down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

Seriously guys, every 'yo momma' joke has already been done thousands of times by thousands of people..

just like yo momma!

Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas and it's still printing.

Yo momma cooks so bad...

The flys all chipped in and fixed the screen door.
>we're here all night, don't forget to tip your waiter!!

Yo momma's so fat that objects 5 meters away accelerate at 1 m/s^2 toward her. What is yo momma's mass if G = 6.67x10^-11Nm^2/kg^2?

Please, someone help me, I can't solve it and it's making me nuts.

Where do little jokes come from?

Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.

Yo momma's privates are like Mars...

It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it.

Yo Momma so fat (Avengers Edition)

Yo Momma so fat it took Thanos 2 Snaps to destroy her.

Yo momma so fat

Not even dolby could surround her

A redneck family was visiting the city...

...and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"

The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuthin'like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.

The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma."

Yo momma so fat...

The dinosaurs went extinct when she forgot her parachute.

Yo momma so basic...

...she got a pH of 15.

Yo momma so ugly ..

Her portraits hang themselves

Yo momma is so unfamiliar with the gym...

...she calls it James

Yo momma's so fat

It took me three fingers to swipe left.

Yo momma is so big that...

I had to format my NTFS drive to a different file system to support her pictures

Yo momma so heavy

She make memory foam forget!!!!!

Yo momma is so ugly...

I almost didn't have sex with her.

Nerdy Yo Momma Jokes

Post your best nerdy yo momma joke.

I'll start: Yo momma is so dumb, she thought a kernel panic was a KFC that was out of chicken.

Yo momma is so fat, shes got more "coverage" than my cell phone provider

Yo momma's so fat

...that the city of Dublin was named after her daily weight gain.

Yo momma so stupid

when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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