Yo Momma Jokes
110 yo momma jokes and hilarious yo momma puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yo momma that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Yo Momma Short Jokes
Short yo momma jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yo momma humour may include short jokes also.
- Where do little jokes come from? Well, a dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock.
- The heaviest things in the universe 3 - Neutron stars
2 - Black holes
1 - The collective weight of the people who thought this was a yo momma joke - I just asked my mom to tell me her best yo momma jokes It took her a few jokes to realize she was standing there dissing herself
- Yo Momma asked me for a Birthday Present.. So I gave her a Pearl necklace..
She loved it!
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Yo Momma One Liners
Which yo momma one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yo momma? I can suggest the ones about and .
- Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
- Yo momma, Gramma and sister were Christmas shopping... Santa saw them and laughed.
- Yo momma's like a door handle... everybody gets a turn
- Yo Momma's house is so small you have to go outside to change your mind.
- Yo mommas so old... She sees Dr. Grant.
- Yo momma's so mean she has no standard deviation
- YO momma so n**...... She pours salt water down her pants to keep the c**... fresh.
- Yo momma is so unfamiliar with the gym... ...she calls it James
- Yo momma is so ugly... I almost didn't have s**... with her.
- Yo momma so s**... when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.
- The earth aint flat But it could be if yo momma fell over
- Yo momma so s**... when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.
- Yo momma so ugly Her burp counts as a f**...
- Yo momma so s**... she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.
- Yo momma is so s**... She studied for a drug test
Yo Momma Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about yo momma you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yo momma pranks.
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Yo momma is so s**... when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
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Yo momma is so s**... that when thieves broke in and stole the tv, she ran outside and yelled to them,"Hey, you forgot the remote!"
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Yo momma's so fat, the only way to get her out of a telephone booth is to grease her thighs and throw a t**... in the street.
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Your momma is so s**... she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.
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Yo momma's so fat, when she f**..., she launched herself into orbit.
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Yo momma's so s**..., she steals samples from stores!
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Yo momma is so s**... when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
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Yo momma's so s**..., she tried to hug her reflection in the pool thinking it was her long lost twin, and drowned.
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Yo momma's so s**..., she thought Dickies were condoms for kids.
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Yo momma so s**..., when she saw YMCA, she said, "Look, they spelled Macy's wrong."
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Your momma's so s**... when my car ran out of gas she came over and f**... in the tank.
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Yo momma so s**... she tried to drown a fish.
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Yo momma so s**... she got locked in a motorcycle.
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Yo momma is so n**... when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.
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Yo momma's like a bowling ball. She gets picked up, fingered, thrown in the gutter, and she still comes back for more.
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Yo momma so fat that when she f**..., the second Big Bang occurred.
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Yo momma like a prize fish: I can mount her or eat her.
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Yo momma so s**... she got locked in a key store.
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Yo momma so n**... when she went to take a shower the soap-on-a-rope hung itself.
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Yo momma's so ugly that your birth certificate was an apology letter from the t**... man.
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Yo momma's so s**..., she cooks Indian curry with Old Spice.
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Yo momma's so s**..., I told her it was chilly outside so she went outside with a spoon.
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Yo momma's so s**..., that when I saw her shouting in my mailbox, she said she leaving me a voicemail.
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Yo momma is so n**... she made Right Guard turn left!
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Yo momma's thighs are so fat you can s**... them and ride the waves.
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Yo momma so s**... when she went to go see a movie, it said "under 17 not allowed," so she left to get 16 more friends to go with her.
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Yo momma's so s**..., she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gumball to come out.
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Yo momma's so s**..., she makes Homer Simpson look like a Nobel Prize winner.
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Yo momma's so s**..., she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes.
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Yo momma so s**... she went to Boost Mobile to fill up her nitro.
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Yo momma so g**..., her shadow leaves a grease trail.
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Yo momma so n**... they slapped a bio hazard sign on her back .
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Yo momma's so s**..., she thought a quarterback was a charity.
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Yo momma's so smelly, an old blind g**... walking by asked her, "Yo, how much for the shrimp platter?"
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Yo momma's so s**..., she thought Chicken p**... Pie was a fraternity!
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Yo momma's so s**..., she tried to drop acid, but the car battery fell on her foot.
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Yo momma so hairy when she s**... she lost 200 pounds
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Yo momma is so s**... she ate her food stamps.
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Yo momma so s**... when she got a new mini skirt, everyone commented on her nice belt.
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Yo momma so poor that when she f**... she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.
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Yo mommas so s**... she failed a survey.
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Yo momma's so s**..., she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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Yo momma so s**... you have to dig for her IQ!
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Yo momma so s**... she bought a solar-powered flashlight!
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Yo momma so s**... she got hit by a parked car!
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Yo Momma is so s**... when she asked me what kind of jeans am I wearing I said Guess and she said Levis.
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Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the s**... club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
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You momma so s**... I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
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Yo' momma so s**......
she thought euthanasia was a student exchange program.
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A r**... family was visiting the city...
...and they were in a mall for the first time in their life. The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, "Paw, What's 'at?"
The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nuthin'like that in my entire life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is."
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a large old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24-year-old blonde woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, "Boy, go git yo Momma."
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Four Original Math/Science Jokes
1. Yo momma's so mean her Z-score is zero!
2. What do you do with a high concentration bomb?
You diffuse it.
3. Why was X mad at the IRS?
He couldn't list Y as his dependent
4. Why did the students do well on the hard calc test?
Because the grade was on a curve
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Yo momma's privates are like Mars...
It took a team of scientists decades to find moisture on it.
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Yo momma's so fat...
...when she f**..., they had proof for the hawking radiation theory.
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TIL the Airbus A380, the world's largest passenger airliner, shares a type rating with yo momma!
Clearly we need more nerdy yo momma jokes.
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Yo momma's so s**..., that when she heard about 9/11...
She thought it was a new gas station.
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Yo momma's so s**...
when she tried to commit s**..., she killed her twin.
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Yo momma is like cheap laundry detergent
Not as soft, doesn't smell as good, but gets way more loads
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Yo momma so s**...
She thinks NIckleback is a refund.
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Yo Momma so s**......
She brought a spoon to the superbowl.
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Yo momma so s**......
...that she helped save the Amazon by buying a Kindle
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Yo momma so fat
She had s**..., started sweating and caused global warming
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Yo momma's so n**...
That when you asked her what's for dinner, she opened her legs and said c**....
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Yo momma so s**......
...she tried to buy Tide Pods with food stamps.
How are new dad jokes made?
First, a new joke is created when dad joke meets yo momma joke and then they knock knock. But it's not until the punchline becomes apparent that the dad joke is fully groan.
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Yo momma so fat
That having s**... with her is considered a f**...
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Yo momma so fat..
h**... wanted to invade her for Lebensraum
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Yo momma's allergy to nuts is so bad
I teabagged her and she had an asthma attack
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Yo Momma so r**...,
I coulda started this joke with sister,auntie or cousin.