Following is our collection of funny Yo Mamma jokes. There are some yo mamma jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yo mamma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Just like yo mamma
They consider cows to be sacred.
Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...
She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
In 1954 John Stapp broke a huge record. Using a rocket powered sled that was going 632 mph, he came to a full stop in just over 1 second. He experienced 46.2 G's making his 168 pound body feel for an instant like it was 7,700 pounds and he STILL only felt half as fat as yo mamma.
Every "yo mamma" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people.
Just like yo mamma.
The whole world faked a virus just to get a mask on her face.
she has a separate entrance for black dicks.
that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
that she takes selfies in panorama mode
I don't understand your Oedipus complex.
She had to get her drivers license photo from Google earth!
You can explore yo mamma reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean yo mamma dad jokes. There are also yo mamma puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.
They had to take her passport photo with Google earth.
That Thanos had to clap
She thought Chicken Stock was KFC's share market
Nice, I highly value the talks we've had.
when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....
that you can see what's behind her.
Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.
She stayed up all night studying for her blood test
Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.
She needs a seismograph
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Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"
When she steps on a scale I see my phone number
When she's sunbathing Green Peace comes and try to push her back into the ocean
Yo mamma so fat… she tried to use the teleporter, but it ran out of atoms before she made it to the other side
The CDC recommends she continue to wear a mask after the pandemic is over.
...when she got covid the CDC classified it a super spreader event.
when she went to a funeral, she couldn't even pay respects.
I saw her kicking a can down the street. Asked her what she was doing and she said "Movin'"
Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the yo mamma jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.
We suggest to use only working yo mamma piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.