The Best 35 Yo Mamma Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yo Mamma jokes. There are some yo mamma jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yo mamma puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Yo Mamma Jokes and Puns

Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times

Just like yo mamma

You'll never hear a Hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke...

They consider cows to be sacred.

Yo mamma so fat... if she was murdered her chalk outline would be a circle..

I know it's not mine. But just heard it for the first time the other day. Made me smile. What is your favorite yo mamma jokes? Would love to read them

The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...

Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...

She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.

The best jokes also teach you something.

In 1954 John Stapp broke a huge record. Using a rocket powered sled that was going 632 mph, he came to a full stop in just over 1 second. He experienced 46.2 G's making his 168 pound body feel for an instant like it was 7,700 pounds and he STILL only felt half as fat as yo mamma.


Short, but good nonetheless

Every "yo mamma" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people.
Just like yo mamma.

Yo mamma so ugly...

The whole world faked a virus just to get a mask on her face.

Yo mamma so old,

she has a separate entrance for black dicks.

Yo mamma so fat..

that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.

Yo mamma's so fat...

that she takes selfies in panorama mode

Yo mamma is so ugly...

I don't understand your Oedipus complex.

You can explore yo mamma reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean yo mamma dad jokes. There are also yo mamma puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Yo mamma's so fat...

She had to get her drivers license photo from Google earth!

Yo mamma so fat

Ed Sheeran had a stroke trying to sing the shape of her

Yo mamma so fat...

When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.

Yo mamma so slow

It took her nine months to make a joke

Yo mamma's so fat

They had to take her passport photo with Google earth.

Yo mamma so fat

That Thanos had to clap

Yo Mamma So Stupid

She thought Chicken Stock was KFC's share market

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.


You will never ever hear A HINDU tell YO MAMMA JOKE

BEcause we consider cows to sacred.

Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."

Yo mamma is so......

Nice, I highly value the talks we've had.

Yo Mamma is So Fat.....

when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....

Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.

[astrophysicist's joke] Yo mamma so fat

that you can see what's behind her.

Yo Mamma so ugly...

Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.

Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.

Yo Mamma's so dumb....

She stayed up all night studying for her blood test

Sorry, it won't happen again!

Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"


Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"

Yo Mamma so fat...

Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.

Yo mamma so ugly

She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.

What do you call a cow with two legs?

Yo Mamma

Yo mamma so fat when she's pregnant she doesn't need an ultrasound

She needs a seismograph


Yo mamma so fat

When she steps on a scale I see my phone number

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the yo mamma jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working yo mamma piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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