Hilarious Yo Mamma Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friend
Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, stupid and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times
Just like yo mamma
You'll never hear a Hindu tell a Yo Mamma joke...
They consider cows to be sacred.
Yo mamma so fat... if she was murdered her chalk outline would be a circle..
I know it's not mine. But just heard it for the first time the other day. Made me smile. What is your favorite yo mamma jokes? Would love to read them
The Harshest "Yo Mamma" Joke...
Yo Mamma is like a bowling ball...
She likes to get picked up, fingered, thrown down a dark alley, then comes back for more.
The best jokes also teach you something.
In 1954 John Stapp broke a huge record. Using a rocket powered sled that was going 632 mph, he came to a full stop in just over 1 second. He experienced 46.2 G's making his 168 pound body feel for an instant like it was 7,700 pounds and he STILL only felt half as fat as yo mamma.
Short, but good nonetheless
Every "yo mamma" joke has been done thousands of different times, by thousands of different people.
Just like yo mamma.
Yo mamma so ugly...
The whole world faked a virus just to get a mask on her face.
Yo mamma so old,
she has a separate entrance for black dicks.
Yo mamma so fat..
that the only reason she opened her email was because she heard it contained spam.
Yo mamma's so fat...
that she takes selfies in panorama mode
Yo mamma is so ugly...
I don't understand your Oedipus complex.
You can explore yo mamma reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean yo mamma dad jokes. There are also yo mamma puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.
Yo mamma's so fat...
She had to get her drivers license photo from Google earth!
Yo mamma so fat
Ed Sheeran had a stroke trying to sing the shape of her
Yo mamma so fat...
When you download a picture of her at work, the IT department thinks they're under a DDoS attack.
Yo mamma so slow
It took her nine months to make a joke
Yo mamma's so fat
They had to take her passport photo with Google earth.
Yo mamma so fat
That Thanos had to clap
Yo Mamma So Stupid
She thought Chicken Stock was KFC's share market
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mamma is so old…
…that her social security number is written with Roman numerals.
You will never ever hear A HINDU tell YO MAMMA JOKE
BEcause we consider cows to sacred.
Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."
Yo mamma is so......
Nice, I highly value the talks we've had.
Yo Mamma is So Fat.....
when she moons people, they turn into werewolves.....
Yo mamma is so old she knew Burger King when he was a prince.
[astrophysicist's joke] Yo mamma so fat
that you can see what's behind her.
Yo Mamma so ugly...
Yo momma so ugly that we created a global conspiracy "plandemic" and ruined the world economy and expedited the new world order and ruined Trump's rally and banned the Confederate flag from nascar and cancelled major league baseball just so she'd wear a mask.
Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.
Yo Mamma's so dumb....
She stayed up all night studying for her blood test
Sorry, it won't happen again!
Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"
Yo mamma is so ugly, when she brought a pig into Walmart, the manager said, "Get that pig out of here," and the pig said, "Sorry, it won't happen again!"
Yo mamma so fat when she's pregnant she doesn't need an ultrasound
She needs a seismograph
Yo Mamma so fat...
Yo mamma so fat, that when you were being delivered at the hospital the doctor had to send in a rescue diver. He pulled out you, 11 other kids, and a soccer coach.
Yo mamma so ugly
She looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Yo Mamma
