The Best 65 Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yo Mama So Ugly jokes. There are some yo mama so ugly daddy jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yo mama so ugly rodney dangerfield ugly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes and Puns

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

Yo mama so ugly , she made the illuminati close its eye!

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Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.

Yo mama so ugly she slapped herself and her face slapped her back.


Yo mama is so ugly when she looked into the mirror, the mirror looked away.

Yo mama so ugly, when we took her to the beautician, it took her 12 hours... for a quote!

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Yo mama so ugly when she went to the zoo they had to shut it down because there was a "loose bear"

yo mama`s so ugly, when Wreck-It-Ralph saw her face he said ` it`s already broken`

Yo mama is so ugly that she made Barack Obama lose hope!

Yo mamas so ugly Wreck-it-Ralph said "No one can wreck that thing any worse"

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Yo mama's so ugly, she went to the toilet and it jumped out of the window.

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.


Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.

Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!

Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.

Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.

Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.

Yo' Mama is so ugly

\*\*..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.\*\*

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Yo mama so ugly her vibrator went soft.
Yo mama so nasty she got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo mama so nasty, I asked her what's for dinner so she spread her legs and said "crabs."

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Yo mama's soo ugly..

One Direction went the other way.

Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama is so ugly, she went to an ugly competition

They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so ugly...

Scorpion yelled "STAY OVER THERE!"

Yo Mama so ugly...

She can't even arouse suspicion.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Yo Mama has so many warts...

Her face spells "ugly" in Braille

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She went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheque

Yo mama so ugly...

...it took her 2 weeks to convince the zoo management she wasn't a gorilla.

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people break in her house to close the curtains

Yo mama so old and ugly

When she looked at the ground she broke up Pangaea

Yo mama so ugly...

Even the tide won't take her out!

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She reminds me of myself ;-;

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When she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo mama so ugly...

she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo mama is so ugly.

Modern cannot explain her facial structure.

Yo mama so ugly

Her memory foam wishes it could forget,

Yo mama so fat and ugly,

She may be a planet, but she ain't no heavenly body.

Yo mama so ugly

I can now see the resemblance.

Yo mama is so ugly...

The neighbours from across the street break in to her house to close the curtains

Yo mama's so ugly...

She has to get herself drunk before she masturbates.

Yo mama so ugly

She could be a modern art masterpiece.

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Yo Mama so ugly that when she walked outside she was charged with indecent exposure.

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She took off her facemask during quarantine and was arrested for indecent exposure

Yo mama so ugly

The world created a pandemic so she'd have to wear a mask

Yo mama so ugly

That if 2020 was a man, he'd still turn her down.

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Yo momma so ugly the whole world faked a virus and ruined the economy just to make her wear a mask

Yo mama's so ugly

She went to a haunted house and came out with a job application

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Yo mama is so ugly she tried to enter an ugly contest, but they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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She entered a Miss America pageant and nearly lost her citizenship.

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Yo mama is so ugly that her portraits hang themselves.

Yo mama so fat...

Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity

But she so ugly people are still repelled by her

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