yo mama so ugly Jokes

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Yo mama so ugly...

Her blowjob counts as anal.

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Yo mama so ugly

She went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheque

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Yo Mama has so many warts...

Her face spells "ugly" in Braille

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Yo Mama So Ugly...

Bill Cosby needed to drug himself to fuck her

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Yo Mama so ugly,

She went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheck.

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Yo mama so ugly,

Her dildo needs viagra!

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Yo mama

so ugly her dildo went limp

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Yo mama's so ugly

Even her dildo went limp.

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Yo mama's so ugly

people break in her house to close the curtains

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Yo' Mama is so ugly

\*\*..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.\*\*

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Yo mama's so ugly

People break into her house just to close the shades

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Yo mama jokes!

Ill start, yo mama so ugly her dildos need viagra, yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money, yo mama so fat when she jumped in a pool she went straight to hell, yo mama so fat i ran outta gas tryin to drive around her, yo mama so black that when she got out of the car the oil light turned on, yo mama so ugly that when she was born the doctor slapped the parents, yo mama so hairy that you got rug burn at birth, yo mama so ugly that she got arrested for mooning the public, yo mama so fat that when i was watching tv and she walked past i missed 3 commercials, yo mama so ugly she made and onion cry, yo mama so old she sat behind jesus in 3rd grade.

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Yo mama's soo ugly..

One Direction went the other way.

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Yo Mama so ugly...

She can't even arouse suspicion.

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Yo mama so ugly

That your dad takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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Yo mama so fat and ugly,

She may be a planet, but she ain't no heavenly body.

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yo mama is

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

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Yo mama so ugly

She got fired from a blowjob

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Yo Mama so ugly.....

She went into a haunted house and left with a paycheck.

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Yo mama so ugly

Her memory foam wishes it could forget,

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Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.

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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

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yo mama`s so ugly, when Wreck-It-Ralph saw her face he said ` it`s already broken`

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Yo mama so ugly...

...when she plays Mortal Kombat, Scorpion says "STAY OVER THERE!"

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Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"

You ugly ass bitch".

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Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

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Yo mama so ugly that when she went to hell, the devil went to church.

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Yo mama is so ugly, she went to an ugly competition

They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

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Yo mamas so ugly Wreck-it-Ralph said "No one can wreck that thing any worse"

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Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

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Yo mama so ugly, when we took her to the beautician, it took her 12 hours... for a quote!

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Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

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Yo mama's so ugly...

Scorpion yelled "STAY OVER THERE!"

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

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