Yo Mama So Ugly Jokes

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The Best jokes about Yo Mama So Ugly

Yo mama so ugly

She went into a haunted house and came out with a paycheque

Yo Mama has so many warts...

Her face spells "ugly" in Braille

Yo mama's so ugly

people break in her house to close the curtains

Yo' Mama is so ugly

\*\*..yo' daddy takes her to work with him so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.\*\*

Yo Mama so ugly...

Yo Mama so ugly that when she walked outside she was charged with indecent exposure.

Yo mama's soo ugly..

One Direction went the other way.

Yo Mama so ugly...

She can't even arouse suspicion.

Yo mama so fat and ugly,

She may be a planet, but she ain't no heavenly body.

yo mama is

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

Yo mama so ugly

Her memory foam wishes it could forget,

Yo mama is so ugly, people convinced her that it was Halloween every day so she would wear a mask.

Yo mamas so ugly Wreck-it-Ralph said "No one can wreck that thing any worse"

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

yo mama`s so ugly, when Wreck-It-Ralph saw her face he said ` it`s already broken`

Yo mama so ugly, when we took her to the beautician, it took her 12 hours... for a quote!

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

Yo mama is so ugly that she gave Freddy Krueger nightmares.

Yo mama is so ugly, she went to an ugly competition

They said, "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama so ugly

I can now see the resemblance.

Yo mama so ugly the Terminator said, "I won't be back."

Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.

Yo mama's so ugly...

Scorpion yelled "STAY OVER THERE!"

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

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Yo mama so ugly her vibrator went soft.
Yo mama so nasty she got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo mama so nasty, I asked her what's for dinner so she spread her legs and said "crabs."

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Yo mama is so ugly when the devil saw her, he started praying.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.

Yo mama so ugly when she went outside it was a black out.

Yo mama so ugly , she made the illuminati close its eye!

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she walked past the toilet, it flushed itself.

Yo mama's so ugly, she went to the toilet and it jumped out of the window.

Yo Mama's so ugly, I can f**k her in any position and it'll still be doggie-style.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, I asked if her face hurt because it was killing me.

Yo mama so ugly she's the reason Sonic runs fast.

Yo Mama so Ugly

She reminds me of myself ;-;

Yo Mama So Ugly

When she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.

Yo mama so ugly Lady Liberty blew her torch out so she wouldn't have to see her.

Yo mama so ugly when she went to the zoo they had to shut it down because there was a "loose bear"

Yo mama so old and ugly

When she looked at the ground she broke up Pangaea

Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.

Yo mama so ugly...

Even the tide won't take her out!

Yo mama so ugly...

she made One Direction go the other direction.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she were born, the doctor didn't know which end to slap.

Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.

Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "

Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo mama so ugly the devil is afraid of her.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.

Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.

Yo mama is so ugly when she went to the thirteenth floor they got scared of her.

Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!

Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!

Yo mama so ugly when she went to sleep Freddy Krueger was scared of her.

Yo mama is so ugly she couldn't even get a date on the calendar.

Yo mama's so ugly, Sonic.exe doesn't want to play with her.
Yo mama's so ugly, her mirror says "VIEWER DISCRETION IS ADVISED".
Yo mama's so ugly, Unwanted House Guest doesn't go to her house.

Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.

Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.

Yo mama so ugly she made santa say ho ho ho.

Yo Mama so ugly...

Minecraft creepers are afraid and run away from her!

Yo mama so stupid

She laughs at your dad because he has an ugly wife.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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