Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

Following is our collection of ligo puns and pas one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Yo Mama So Stupid jokes for adults, dirty papa jokes and clean mom dad gags for kids.

The Best Yo Mama So Stupid Puns

Yo mama so stupid she went to Shop Rite

And shopped wrong

Yo mama so stupid

She went to an antique store and said what's new?

Yo mama so stupid

She sprayed Raid on The Beatles

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.


Yo mama so stupid she was yelling in her mailbox and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Sending a voicemail."

Yo mama so stupid she heard about a school shooting and thought it was picture day

Zing?

Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dollar store and said, "How much is this?"

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"
And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.


Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.

Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.

Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.

Yo mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.


Yo mama so stupid

she didn't abort you.

Yo mama so stupid...

When she plays Minecraft and sees a zombie, she comes running towards it cause she thinks its giving out free hugs.

Yo Mama so stupid...

she yelled into a mailbox and thought she was sending a voicemail!

Yo mama so stupid

She laughs at your dad because he has an ugly wife.

Yo mama so stupid

Kurt Cobain's wall has more brains than her.

Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.

Yo mama so stupid when she got a call from her iPhone she put it in her eye.

Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".

Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"

Yo mama so stupid

She thinks a manila folder is a Filipino contortionist.

Yo mama so stupid

She cooked up her heroin with a plastic spoon.

Yo mama so stupid she stab her self with a shooting gun.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper

Yo mama so stupid she tried to climb mountain dew.

Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.

Yo mama so stupid she brought tea bags to the World Cup.

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.

Yo mama so stupid that.....

she tried to stop the cold war with a heater.

Yo mama so stupid...

if she were a wizard she would go to the University of the Order of the Phoenix

yo mama...

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she thinks yo mama jokes are still funny

How did one dinosaur insult the other?

Yo mama so stupid she gets excited seeing a shooting star.

Yo mama so stupid...

...she failed her blood test

Yo mama so stupid...

...I told her this joke and she said she'd like to pass it along to you!

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Yo mama so stupid, she sat on the T.V, and watched the couch!

Yo mama so stupid

She threw her phone out the window because it was on airplane mode.

Yo mama so stupid...

She wanted to attend the funeral for Death Note.

Yo mama so stupid..

..she NEVER found a mine in Minesweeper.

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