The Best 90 Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yo Mama So Stupid jokes. There are some yo mama so stupid pas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yo mama so stupid men are stupid puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Yo Mama So Stupid Jokes and Puns

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to save a fish from drowning.

Yo mama so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

Yo mama's so stupid she put paper on the television and called it paper view.

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Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."

Yo mama so stupid she sold her car for gas money.


Yo mama so stupid, she went to the eye doctor to get an iPhone.

Yo mama is so stupid, she walked into Walgreens and said, "These walls ain't green."

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Yo mama is so stupid, she wanted to cancel a hockey game due to ice on the field.

Yo mama is so stupid she took the puzzle back to the store because she thought it was broken!

Yo mama is so stupid she came over to my house and shouted in my mailbox to leave me voicemail.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the dollar store and said, "How much is this?"

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Yo mama's so stupid she studies for a blood test.

Yo mama so stupid she was yelling in her mailbox and when I asked her what she was doing, she said, "Sending a voicemail."

Yo mama is so stupid, she had a staring contest with a Ford Focus.

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"

Yo mama is so stupid she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.

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Yo mama's so stupid that when she uses Hotmail she wears oven mitts.

Yo mama is so stupid when I asked for a Hot Pocket she lit her pants on fire.

Yo mama is so stupid she murked herself in a rap battle!


Yo mama is so stupid she came to a stop sign and waited till it said go

Yo mama's so stupid she got hit by a cup, ran to the police and said she got mugged

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.



We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

Yo mama so stupid somebody said "What's your IQ?" and she said gesundheit.

Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?"

And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.

YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she called the police to report a suspicious looking person lurking in her mirror.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she smashed open her TV hoping to find a TV dinner.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.

Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she asked if her drug test was multiple choice.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she invented a ventilated condom.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she put the operator on speed dial.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she climbed a glass wall to see what was on the other side.

Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she gave your kids a "Yo' Grandmama Is So Stupid" joke book.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought the international dateline was a global dating service.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.

Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".

Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.

Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.

Yo'Mama is so stupid, she threw a baseball at Batman.

Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.

Yo mama so stupid... she died of starvation in a grocery store.

Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "

I want to become nobody!"

Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.

Yo mama so stupid that when you told her the mouse on her computer was broken she took it to the vet.

Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!

Yo mama's so stupid she studied for blood test and failed.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Ewoks were just Homeless Care Bears on drugs.

Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.

Yo mama is so stupid that she went to the store to buy a color TV and asked what colors they had.

Yo mama is so stupid that when the computer said "

Press any key to continue", she couldn't find the 'Any' key.

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got on a motorcycle she didn't know how to open the window.

Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.

Yo mama so stupid, she dropped off her phone because it stopped.

Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...

She thought she could fly.

Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.

Yo mama so stupid when she got a call from her iPhone she put it in her eye.

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I find yo mama jokes very stupid and childish..
They are quite pointless and have no humor, the only humor is from children under 6.. Therefore, I find them very stupid, horrible, and pointless...... JUST LIKE YO MAMA!!!!!!!

Yo' mama is so stupid... (OC)

She thinks Salmonella is a Disney fish princess.

Yo mama so stupid she went to Shop Rite

And shopped wrong

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She got stabbed in a shootout

Yo mama's so stupid

She thought Dunkin Donuts was a basketball team

Yo mama's so stupid...

That when she got into an accident and needed to dial 911 she couldn't find eleven.

Yo mama's so stupid...

the only time she's actually using 10% of her brain is when she's having a seizure!

Yo mama so stupid

She went to an antique store and said what's new?

Yo mama's so stupid.

She thinks fruit punch is a gay boxer.

Yo mama so stupid...

When she plays Minecraft and sees a zombie, she comes running towards it cause she thinks its giving out free hugs.

Yo Mama so stupid...

she yelled into a mailbox and thought she was sending a voicemail!

Yo mama so stupid

she didn't abort you.

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She laughs at your dad because he has an ugly wife.

Yo mama so stupid

Kurt Cobain's wall has more brains than her.

Yo mama so stupid she heard about a school shooting and thought it was picture day

Zing?

Yo mama so stupid

She sprayed Raid on The Beatles

Yo mama so stupid, her password requirement needed to be 8 characters long so she typed in

"Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs".

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