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  1. Yo mama so n**..., She had to cut the string off her t**... so the c**... stop hanging themselves.
  2. Yo mama so n**... The q-tip her gynecologist used for her papsmear ended up looking like a Sugar Daddy
  3. Yo' Mama is so n**..., simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
  4. Yo mama so n**... I walked in the front door and saw her playin' s**... poker with the cockroaches
  5. Yo moma is so fat, and so n**..., when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
  6. Yo' Mama's breath is so n**..., it makes onions cry.
  7. You momma's teeth are so n**... the b*t**... spits yoohoo.
  8. Yo' Mama is so n**..., Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own c**....
  9. Yo' Mama is so n**..., she put a cucumber in her p**... and pulled out a pickle.
  10. Yo' Mama is so n**..., it sounds like Velcro when she takes her p**... off.

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Yo Mama So Nasty One Liners

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  1. Yo Mama... ...is so n**..., I had phone s**... with her and she gave me an ear infection.
  2. Yo Mama is so n**..., she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.
  3. Yo' Mama is so n**..., her v**...'s in the Axis of Evil.
  4. Yo momma is so n**... she made Right Guard turn left!
  5. Yo' Mama is so n**..., she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.
  6. Yo momma so n**... when she went to take a shower the soap-on-a-rope hung itself.
  7. Yo momma is so n**... when she farts the smoke alarm goes off.
  8. Yo Mama so n**...... she's got h**... *complex.*
  9. Yo' Mama is so n**..., when her dog farts, she takes the credit.
  10. Yo' Mama is so n**..., when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.
  11. Yo' Mama is so n**..., she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
  12. Your mom's so n**... she puts ice down her pants to keep her c**... fresh.
  13. Yo' Mama is so n**..., her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
  14. Yo' Mama is so n**..., her c**... use her t**... string as a getaway rope.
  15. Yo' Mama is so n**..., her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo Mama So Nasty Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

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Yo mama so n**... her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo mama so n**... I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has c**...!

Yo momma so n**... they slapped a bio hazard sign on her back .

Yo mama so n**... I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has c**...!

Yo mama so n**... that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

Yo mamas so n**..., she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

Yo' Mama is so n**..., her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

Yo' Mama is so n**..., when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

Yo' Mama is so n**..., she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo' Mama is so n**..., she put ice down her pants to keep the c**... fresh.

Yo' mama's breath so n**..., I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

Yo Mama so n**...,

She was giving you good night kiss after A2M.

Yo mama so n**...

That when she wants to get it on, it sounds like domestic a**....
Oh wait,
it is.