yo mama so nasty Jokes

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Yo mama so nasty,

She had to cut the string off her tampon so the crabs stop hanging themselves.

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Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.

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What are the dirtiest jokes you know?

Mine are a series of yo mama jokes which get progressively dirtier.

Yo mama so ugly her vibrator went soft.
Yo mama so nasty she got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo mama so nasty, I asked her what's for dinner so she spread her legs and said "crabs."

Best I got, what are yours?

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Yo Mama so nasty...

she's got herpes *complex.*

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

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Yo mama so nasty her farts are classified as biological weapons.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

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Yo mama so nasty

That when she wants to get it on, it sounds like domestic abuse.

Oh wait,
it is.

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Yo mama so nasty

I walked in the front door and saw her playin' strip poker with the cockroaches

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Yo mama so nasty

The q-tip her gynecologist used for her papsmear ended up looking like a Sugar Daddy

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Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

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Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

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Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

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Yo mama so nasty...

...she sucked yo daddy's dick and then kissed you good night.

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Yo Mama so nasty,

She was giving you good night kiss after A2M.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

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Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

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