The Best 29 Yo Mama So Nasty Jokes

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Yo mama so nasty,

She had to cut the string off her tampon so the crabs stop hanging themselves.

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Yo mama so ugly her vibrator went soft.
Yo mama so nasty she got fired from a sperm bank for drinking on the job.
Yo mama so nasty, I asked her what's for dinner so she spread her legs and said "crabs."

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Yo Mama is so nasty, she made the Dead Sea, when went to swim.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she can sit on a lollipop and guess its flavor.


Yo Mama so nasty...

she's got herpes *complex.*

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when she walks the dog, they both use the same bush.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

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The q-tip her gynecologist used for her papsmear ended up looking like a Sugar Daddy

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Yo mama so nasty

I walked in the front door and saw her playin' strip poker with the cockroaches

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, it sounds like Velcro when she takes her panties off.

Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh.


Yo' Mama is so nasty, when her dog farts, she takes the credit.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her flyswatter doubles as a spatula.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.

Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

Yo mama so nasty I told her to do the robot and now R2-D2 has crabs!

Yo mama so nasty her farts are classified as biological weapons.

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