yo mama Jokes

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

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Yo momma's breath so stank, when she talks to her plants they hold their breath.

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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute

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Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

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Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

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Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."

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Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Yo mama is so stupid she came to a stop sign and waited till it said go

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Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

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Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

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Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

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Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

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Yo mama is so fat that she can’t even jump to a conclusion.

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Yo mama is so stupid when the judge said, Order! Order!" she said, "Fries and coke please."

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

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Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."

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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.

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Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.

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Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox.


We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

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Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.

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Yo mama is like the sun: stare at her too long and you'll go blind.

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Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.

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Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.

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Yo' Mama is like a virus, if she spreads, we're all screwed.

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Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes.

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Yo mama so dumb she tried to ring Taco Bell.

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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

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Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.

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