Yo Mama Jokes

funny jokes about yo mama and hilarious stories

BEST YO MAMA JOKES

Yo-mama jokes and pranks to have fun with friends and family. Top 10 jokes about Yo-mama of all time along with the funniest yo-mama gags ever told.

Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

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Yo momma is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

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Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

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LATEST YO MAMA JOKES

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

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Little Johnny, "Why are you so fat?"
Little Billy, "Cause Every time I fuck ur mom she gives me a doughnut."

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Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.

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Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.

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Yo mama is so fat, it takes two texts for her to send a selfie.

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Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

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Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.

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Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

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Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.

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Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.

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Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.

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Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.

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Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.

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Yo mama so fat she uses a highway for a slide.

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Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.

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Yo mama so stupid that when she turned on airplane mode...
She thought she could fly.

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Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.

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Yo mama's so stupid she tried comiting suicide by jumping of a tall building but got lost on the way down.

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Yo mama so fat she was the meteor that killed the dinos.

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Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

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YO MAMA JOKES THAT ARE...

Yo-mama jokes can be funny or dirty, insulting of disgusting. Most of them are suitable for kids and family.

BEST SHORT JOKES

Short jokes about Yo mama, one liners, thoughts and captions that are funny and will make you laugh.

Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

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Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!

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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Yo momma so stupid when she went to Subway, she asked for a ticket to Chicago.

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Yo momma's breath so stank, when she talks to her plants they hold their breath.

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Yo momma so dumb when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

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Yo momma's so fat, her belt size is "Equator."

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Yo momma so stupid she thought Bruno Mars was a planet.

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BEST INSULTING JOKES

Funny insults, roasts and rude words about Yo Mama that are inclredibly brutal to tell your boyfriend, husband, sister, enemy.

Your momma is just like a shotgun, give her a cock and she blows.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.

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Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute

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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "

A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."

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Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.

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Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

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BEST STUPID JOKES

Jokes that are so stupid even the most stupid or dumb mamma can't invent.

Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

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Your mama is so stupid, when she lost her dildo she called the cops to look for it.

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Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.

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Yo momma so stupid she got hit by a parked car!

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Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.

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YO MAMA IS SO STUPID SHE GOT FIRED FROM A BL*W JOB.

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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

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Yo mamma so stupid she tried to eat her iPhone because it had an apple on it!

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BEST UGLY JOKES

Jokes and roasting words for the ugliest Yo Mamas.

Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.

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Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.

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Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"

You ugly ass bitch".

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Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

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Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.

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Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

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Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

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Yo Mama's teeth are so spaced out it looks like her tongue is in jail.

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Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!

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Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy f*ck we can't fix that.''

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WHAT ARE YO MAMA JOKES ABOUT?

Yo-mama is if great topic to laugh at. Some of the funniest jokes ever are about yo mama.

Are Yo-mama jokes funny? For sure! There is no such thing as boring yo mama joke here. All jokes are funny in their own way. You can also read yo mama jokes images on Pinterest or watch videos with yo mama jokes on YouTube.

TOP FAT JOKES THAT ARE YO MAMA

Yo Mama so fat funny jokes, insults and roasts about your mamma obesity and overweight.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.

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Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

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Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "

A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."

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Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute

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Yo mama so fat when you have sex with her you have to slap her stomach and ride the wave in.

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Yo mamma so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip-flops.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

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Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner, they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!"

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Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.

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Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

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Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.

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Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

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Yo momma so fat when I crawl in her pussy I can't find my way out.

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Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Hong Kong phonebook.

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Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.

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Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

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Yo mama is so fat Jesus can't hold her holy spirit.

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Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.

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Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.

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Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.

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Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.

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Yo mama so fat that she volunteered at the park, as the trampoline.

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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!

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Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.

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Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

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Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...

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Yo Momma has so many chins, it looks like she's wearing a fat necklace!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

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Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she did a cartwheel, she kicked an angel in the nuts.

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Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.

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Yo mama so fat that her knuckles have sideburns.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.

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Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.

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Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.

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Yo mama is so fat when she farts its noise is just a nightingale.

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Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

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Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

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Yo mama so fat when she climbed into the attic she fell into the basement.

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Your mamma is so fat when she steped on the scale it said to be continued.

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Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.

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Yo Momma so fat and ugly that when she applied to become a movie star she got the part "

Godzilla".

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Your mama so fat, that she can use herself as a bowling ball and get 10 strikes in all of the lanes!

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Yo mama is so fat she has to write an apology letter to Japan.

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Yo mama so fat, that when she got on the titanic, it sunk right away, and the only reason that this story is different is because the people who've told others about it were scared that she would sit on them.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

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Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!

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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.

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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

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Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.

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Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

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Yo Mama so fat when Flash tried to run around her he died before he got half way.

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Yo mama so fat when she fell on my iPod it became an iPad.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, I had to dip her in flour to find her wet patch.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.

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Yo mamma's so fat that she had to get baptized at seaworld.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass.

The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

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Yo mama is so fat whenever I want to make sex I would request her to fart in order to find the address of her ass.

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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

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Yo mama so fat I thought of her in my head and I broke my neck.

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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.

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Yo mama so fat, her portrait fell off the wall.

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Yo mama so fat the only liquor she knows is liquorice.

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Yo mama so fat, when she wore her yellow bathing suit, the sun got jealous.

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Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!

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Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!

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Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

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Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.

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Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

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Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!

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Yo mama so fat, when a Mexican saw her near the border they said,"

this must be Trump wall".

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Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.

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Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she asked, "

Why is the grass always greener on the other side?"
Everyone replied, "'Cause you aren't standing on it."

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You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.

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Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

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Yo Momma is so fat…
when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.

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Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.

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Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.

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Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.

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Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.

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Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.

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Yo mama so fat if she falls it's defcon zero.

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TOP MONEY JOKES THAT ARE YO MAMA

Best jokes about poor, broke, bankrupt, impoverished, poverty-striken yo mamas.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

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Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!

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Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

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Yo mama so stupid when she pays her bills she gives pennies to her cash.

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Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.

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Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.

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Yo Mama So fat...
She sat on top of Walmart and lowered the prices.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

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Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.

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Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.

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Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

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Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "

Hey miss, lost a shoe?"
She said, "Nope, just found one!"

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Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

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Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.

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Yo mama is so fat when she sat on WALMART she lowered the price.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when you ring her doorbell, she sticks her head out the window and yells, "DING DONG!"

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

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Yo mama is so poor that your TV got 2 channels: ON and OFF.

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Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.

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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

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Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.

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Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.

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Yo mommas so poor the roaches pay the light bill!

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Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

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Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "

Who turned of the lights".

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Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.

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Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.

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Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

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Yo momma is so poor she ran after a trash can truck with her shoping list.

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Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.

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Yo momma is so poor for Christmas she got a box, put two sticks on it, spun it and said son here's your xbox 360.

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Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

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Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.

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Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can.


I asked, "What're you doing?"
She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"

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Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."

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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she steals her breakfast from backyard bird feeders.

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Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."

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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.

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Yo' Mama is like a bus: she's big, she stinks, and it's only a dollar to ride.

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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

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Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

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TOP FOOD JOKES THAT ARE YO MAMA

Funny jokes about Yo Mama's eating habits or food cooking skills.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo mama's so fat the only alphabet she knows is her KFCs.

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Yo mama is so stupid when you asked her to grab McDonald's she brings the building home.

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Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

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Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.

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Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.

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Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.

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Yo Mama is like a refrigerator.
Meat goes in and out all day.

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Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.

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Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she rubs her legs together, I smell bacon.

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Yo momma so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

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Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.

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Yo mama nose is so big she could smell what the rock was cooking before he started cooking.

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Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

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Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.

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Yo mama so fat and stupid, she went to a grocery store and tried to gamble at Butterball.

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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

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Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.

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Yo' Mama is so ghetto, her wedding cake was made of cornbread.

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Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

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Yo momma so stupid she thought that doctor pepper could heal her.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she poured a bowl of Cheerios and said, "Look, my alphabet soup spells 'Ooooo.'"

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.

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Yo Mama's just like peanut-butter...she spreads for bread !

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Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

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Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!

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Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.

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Yo Momma's so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.

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Yo mama so poor when i went to her house and picked up a paper plate she yelled "Not my good china!"

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Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.

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Yo momma is so fat when she sat on da toilet it said here's a carrot and a diet coke.

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Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, she uses bacon as bandages.

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Yo mamma is so fat, her diet pills say M & M.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thought a ribbed condom was soul food.

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Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses the refrigerator for her lunch box.

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Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.

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Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.

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Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!

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Yo mama so fat when she went to bruger king the bruger was running as fast as they can.

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Your Momma is like Burger King "Have it Your Way".

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Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.

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Yo mama so fat that when she sat on a rainbow she made Skittles!

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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.

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Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

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Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.

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Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

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Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

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Yo mama so fat and poor the only thing she could afford to eat was grease.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, she tried to put the leftover orange juice back in the rind.

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Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her stair master has a dinner tray attached.

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Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.

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Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

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Yo mama's so fat that even Barack Obama couldn't afford to take her out to dinner.

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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

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TOP ANIMAL JOKES THAT ARE YO MAMA

Corny jokes about animals, including dogs, cats, crocodiles, monkeys, whales, horses and Godzilla.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

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Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

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Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.

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Yo Mamma so stupid she put on bug spray before she goes to the flee market!

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Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, the hippos at the zoo get jealous of her figure.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.

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YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.

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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo?
A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass.

The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

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Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

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Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!

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Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

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You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."

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Yo' Mama is so fat, she tried to eat her chicken pox.

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Yo mamma so fat and scary, Godzilla watches "yo mamma" movies!

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Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

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Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

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Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

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Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.

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Yo momma is so hairy when she lifts her armpit up it looks like she's got Bigfoot in a headlock.

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Yo mama cooking so bad, the flies chipped for a screen door!

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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.

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Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.

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Yo' Mama is so fat, her Polo shirts come with real horses on the pocket.

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You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "

What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!

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Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.

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How much do I owe Yo' Mama?
My dog came home happy last night.

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TOP AGE JOKES THAT ARE YO MAMA

Best Yo mamma so old jokes some of which are insulting, dirty or clean some about age, old people and religious beliefs.

Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.

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Yo mamma so old she pre-order the bible.

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Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

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Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.

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Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.

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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ;

I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"

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Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.

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Yo momma is so old, they use strands of her hair to carbon date dinosaur fossils.

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Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

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Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.

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Your mama so old she sat next to Moses in the second grade.

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Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.

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Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.

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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.

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Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "

Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

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Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!

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Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.

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YO momma is so old, I slit her throat and dust came out!

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Yo mama is so old that she's mentioned in the shout out at the end of the bible.

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Yo mama so old, I told her to act her own age and she died.

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Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.

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You mama so old she made yoda look young.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.

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Yo mama so old she ran track with the dinosaurs.

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Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!

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Yo mama's so old her breast milk is powdered.

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Yo Momma soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

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Yo' Mama is so old, she dreams in black and white.

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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

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Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.

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Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.

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Yo momma is so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas.

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Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she went to an antique shop, and they kept her.

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Yo' Mama is so old, she calls her waterbed the Dead Sea.

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Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.

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