The Best 8 Ymca Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Ymca jokes. There are some ymca tgif jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these ymca swim puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Ymca Jokes and Puns

My friend told me he felt sad because he didn't know the lyrics to "YMCA".

I said "Young man, there's no need to feel down".


Cause' M got 20/20 vision

I bet it's crazy hard to do the YMCA dance in Chinese...

Why did the dyslexic association of America stop having their meetings at the YMCA?

They all showed up at Macys.

Why does Jesus never get invited to dances?

Instead of doing the YMCA he does the TTTT

A cop, a cowboy, and a construction worker walk into a bar....

The bartender says "Hey fellas, the YMCA is down the street."

What did the blonde say after looking at the YMCA sign?

"Hey look they spelt Macy's wrong!'

I had sex with a girl called Macy

But she was dyslexic so I just ended up doing the YMCA

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the ymca memberships jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working ymca gymnasium piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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