Yikes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yikes jokes. Read yikes whew jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yikes trombonist puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheeky Yikes Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity

The doctor said to me, Your brain seems to have deleted all information about 80's pop music! I gasped, Yikes! What's The Cure?!

He yowled, Oh my God! It's worse than I thought!

A woman boards a bus with her baby.

The bus driver looks at her baby and exclaims, "Yikes! That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!"

The woman, now obviously upset, walks to the back of the bus and finds a seat next to another man. She says, "I'm upset, the driver just insulted me!"

The man responds, "You shouldn't let anyone insult you. Go up there and tell him off. I'll hold your monkey for you until you're back."

An Angel came to Mary

"She will give birth to a son, and they will call him Immanuel. "

To which Mary replied, "Yikes... I kinda already picked out Jesus"

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