Yield Jokes
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Did you hear about the limo driver who was in business for 25 years without a single customer?
All that time and nothing to chauffeur it.
I'm pretty sure this is the joke that will yield me my fortune.
I tossed a yield sign into a tornado once.
Guess I was throwing caution to the wind.
Berry good
Two guys were arguing over the best way to grow strawberries. One asserted that Miracle-Gro was the best method, the other insisted that cow manure would yield the largest and sweetest berries. They finally decided to ask Mrs. Thompson, who was known far and wide for her succulent, large strawberries. So one farmer says Mrs. Thompson, do you put cow manure on your strawberries. She replied, No, I either eat them plain or add sugar and cream.
What's it called when a tractor waits for a pedestrian to cross
Crop yield
Why did the Yield Sign want to divorce the Stop Sign?
He caught her in a 4-way
What did the wheat say to the man with the scythe?
"I yield!"
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