Yiddish Jokes
10 yiddish jokes and hilarious yiddish puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yiddish that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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What is a good yiddish joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
An old Yiddish man goes to the Bunny Ranch.
He says to the madam, "I'm looking for a girl who knows how to do it the Jewish way."
One of girls walks over to him and says, "I'm new here, and I want to learn how to do everything, so if you'll teach me how to do it the Jewish way, I'll give it to you for half price."
The man exclaims, "THAT's the Jewish way!"
Apology
(an old Yiddish joke)
The court jester argued with the king about whether an apology could be worse than the crime.
Later that day the king was going up the stairs when he felt a hand on his behind. He turned around to see the jester.
"I'm sorry your Highness, I apologize. I thought you were the Queen.
The definition of chutzpah:
Is the man who killed his parents who asks for mercy from the court.
The judge asks On what grounds should we grant you mercy?
Man On the account of I'm an orphan!
This is a very old one.
#yiddish is fun
Whats the difference between a chihuahua and a Jewish kid playing Hopscotch?
One is yippy and skiddish, the other is skippy and Yiddish!
Whats the differance between a t**... and a yiddish mama?
You can negotiate with terrorists
Desperately trying to recall this joke
Many eons ago Billy Crystal told a joke on Letterman involving an old Jewish guy arguing with a younger guy. They go back and forth until finally the young guy says something that proves the old guy's point and the old guy says, "Ah-haaah!" in a Yiddish voice.
Anybody remember that joke? It's been driving me nuts for years.
What does a Jewish person say to their kids after dinner?
"Clean up Yiddish!"
What do you call a Jewish organization based in Vancouver?
Yiddish Columbia
I recently found out that "shlong" was Yiddish.
It made me wonder what other Kosher things my dad gave me as a child.
Why'd the Yiddish chef trade his swimming trunks for a rod and reel?
Gefilte fish
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