Yeti Jokes

• Short Yeti Jokes
• Yeti One Liners
• Yeti Cooler Jokes
• More Yeti Jokes

Funniest Yeti Short Jokes

Short yeti jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yeti humour may include short yogi bear jokes also.

1. The Abominable Snowman is sad because everyone runs from him when he tries to make friends.... Yeti still tries :)
2. When Bigfoot made love to Scarlett Johansson we expected him to brag about it. Yeti remained humble.
3. They say Norio Suzuki died in an avalanche while searching for the yeti. But think about it for even a little bit, you'll realize this so-called avalanche is really just a massive cover-up.
4. What's the difference between a Sasquatch and a Yeti? One lives in a rainy climate and the other, a little cooler.
5. A spokesman for a group of scientists examining the possible remains of the abominable snowman has responded cryptically when asked for an update by a media representative: Not Yeti
6. Did they ever find the Sasquatch? Not Yeti.
7. Has the abominable snow man called? Not yeti.
8. Has the harsh winter turned you into a snow beast? Not Yeti.
9. What do you call an Italian Yeti? A Spaghyeti!
10. What do you call a gay Yeti A snow blower!

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Yeti One Liners

Which yeti one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yeti? I can suggest the ones about yogi and grizzly.

1. People always ask where is Bigfoot? But never ask How is Bigfoot? Yeti never complains
2. Bigfoot is sometimes confused with Sasquatch... Yeti never complains..
3. What do you call a yeti with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman.
4. I told my friend to stop telling jokes about the Abominable Snowman Yeti still does
5. What do you call a ripped yeti? The abdominal snow man.
6. What did Bigfoot say when Sasquatch asked if he was ready to leave? Not Yeti.
7. What do you call a bodybuilding Yeti? The abdominal snowman
8. Bigfoot sometimes gets called Sasquatch. Yeti never complains
9. What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late? A not-yeti.
10. Bigfoot commonly gets mistaken for a sasquatch. Yeti never complains.
11. Scientists believe that one day we will find Sasquatch, just... not Yeti.
12. Some people say the Sasquatch has big feet. Yeti never complains.
13. What do you call an abominable snowman that plays the guitar? Yeti Van Halen.
14. What does the Yeti do when he is tired? Himalaya down
15. Why did Yeti miss his own wedding? He got cold feet

Yeti Cooler Jokes

Here is a list of funny yeti cooler jokes and even better yeti cooler puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a Yeti and the Serengeti? The Serengeti is usually warm, whereas the Yeti is a little cooler.
• Why does the Abominable Snowman always wear a diamond necklace? Cause a yeti's cooler with ice.

Comical & Quirky Yeti Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about yeti you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean panda jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yeti pranks.