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So Daffy duck and Elmer Fudd break into a distillery. Daffy turns to Elmer and says: Is this Whiskey?

Elmer says: Yeth but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank!!

This was my grandma's favourite joke

Jenny walks into the doctor's office for a checkup, and the doctor needs to check her heartbeat.
"Pull your sweater up real quick, and I'll use the stethoscope.
There we go, thank you. Big breaths, Jenny."
"Yeth, I know, and I'm only thixthteen!"

A girl is at the doctor. The doctor is about to use the stethoscope and says "Big Breath"

The girls says "Yeth, and I'm only thixteen"

A doctor is examining a young female patient...

"Big breaths!" he tells her.
"Yeth!" she says, "And I'm thtill only thixteen!"

Old joke from my m**... grandpa.

Two guys go to a preacher to be healed. o**..., Danny, has a lisp. The other, Mr. Smith, is paralyzed from the waist down and cannot walk. The preacher tells them, however, not to worry.
"The Lord is going to heal you. Are you ready?"
"Yes," says Mr. Smith,. "Yeth", says Danny.
"Okay, when I say the word, Mr. Smith, throw down your crutches! And Danny, you say the first thing that comes to your mind!"
The preacher begins some silent prayer, and after a few seconds, he shouts: "Now! Now!"
A thud is heard. "Mr. Thmifth juth fell on the flo"

A doctor was listening to a teenage girl's heart

"All right," he said, "take big breaths."
"What?" she said.
"Big breaths!"
"Yeth!" she said. "And I'm only thixteen!"

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