Yesterdie Jokes
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An australian man wakes up in the hospital...
... he says, "Doctor, was I brought here to die?"
The doctor replies, "No, you were brought here yester-die"
An Australian General says to a soldier, Did you come here to die?
The soldier responds, No, sir. I came here yester-die!
A British Soldier and an Australian Soldier are in the trenches of the Somme
The British soldier asks the Australian: "Tell me lad, did you come here to die?"
The Australian says "Nah mate, I came here yesterdie!"
An Australian old man walks into a hospital.
He says, "I came here to die."
The nurse says, "No, you came here yesterdie."
A Man gets shipwrecked
He washes up ashore on an Australian beach. Unconscious, he's taken to a hospital, and wakes up the next day. Upon waking up, he notices how filthy the hospital is. The conditions are really terrible.
A nurse comes to check on him. "This hospital is terrible! You brought Me Here To *Die*?" He exclaims angrily!
"Oh No! We actually brought you here Yester*die*!" The Nurse Replies
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