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What do you call a stock market c**... in Japan?

The "My Yen" Apocalypse

So since Donnie Yen is in the new Star Wars Rogue Squadron movie...

Will his ship be called the X-Wing Chun?

What does the yen and a thirteen year old have in common?

In Japan, they're both legal tender.

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A japanese guy gets off the plane to New York

He needs American money so he goes to the bank but doesnt know much english. He goes to the teller and says "me, change" and hands over 10,000. The bank teller understands and takes it and hands over $100
The next day, he does the same thing and gives 10,000 yen to the teller but only gets $90 in return.
He says "last day i got $100, not $90 you made mistake"
The teller replies "flucuations"
The japanese guy is furious and a has a look of digust. He replies "well, f*** you white guy" and storms off.
*dont know if its repeated here but i remember my dad telling me somewhere a decade ago*

Have you heard about the three Chinese virgins?

Tu Yung Tu,
Tu Dum Tu,
and No Yen Tu.

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