yemen Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious yemen puns

Have you heard about the drought in Yemen?

The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid.

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A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says:

"Yemen, shore."

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If we were at war with sea urchins from Yemen...

... we would have enemy Yemeni anemones.

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Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...

- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

1. Israel

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Oman and Yemen should switch names

because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go "yeah man!!"

but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go "oh man..."

Im so sorry

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What does an Arab guy say when he's happy?

- Yemen!

What does an Arab guy say when something upsets him?

- Oman...

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My friend asked me if I wanted to go to another country with him...

I said "Yemen, sounds good"

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One of my terrorist friends decided to bomb our only good coffee machine in all of Yemen...

Pissed as hell, he said he hates french press

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You wanna hear a geography joke?

Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"

Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"

Bob : "Yemen I know"

Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."

Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("

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What is a Rastafarian's favorite country?

Yemen

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It warmed up to 138° in the Arabian Peninsula today.

He was all like Oman? And I was like Yemen!

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Hey man, have you heard of the country south of Saudi Arabia?

Yemen.

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"Did you know Yemen is the most mentioned country in everyday speech?"

Person 2: "Really?"

Me: "Yeah, man."

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British foreign policy..

When life gives you Yemens, give Yemen aid.

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Hey, have you been keeping up with the war in the middle east?

Yemen.

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The kingdom of Yemen had a totally different name when it was still a young country.

It was called Oboy.



I know it's bad, but I had to post it somewhere :')

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I feel like not enough people know about the situation in Yemen

It's like no one knows Houthis guys are.

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Which country is a hippie?

YE-MEN!

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I was in Saudi Arabia the other day and I asked somebody if they had any spare change.

They said," Yemen."

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Jamaican Jihad

How does a Jamaican say "Jihad"?

"Yemen"

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I told my dad that I heard the U.S. is sending warships to Yemen..

"Sounds like some Yemen-aide..."

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Two hippies are in a bar.

One asks the other "So you said you were going to a Middle Eastern country, no?"

The other says "Yemen".

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What's the most laid back country on Earth?

Yemen

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Spell Oman

"Oh, man!"

Spell Yemen.

"Yeah, man!"

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So many Jamaicans really like this country.

They are like Yemen.

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What are the most funny Yemen jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Yemen? Well, here are the best Yemen dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Yemen pick up lines to share with friends.

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