The Best 24 Yemen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yemen jokes. There are some yemen country jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yemen countries puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Yemen Jokes and Puns

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...

- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

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More than half of $2.6bn (£1.9bn) in donations made at a special one-day conference to ease the humanitarian crisis in Yemen were pledged by countries that are either fighting in the civil war or selling arms to those undertaking the fighting.

When life gives you Yemen, you give Yemen aid.

Have you heard about the drought in Yemen?

The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid.

Yemen joke, Have you heard about the drought in Yemen?

A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says:

"Yemen, shore."

Oman and Yemen should switch names

because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go "yeah man!!"

but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go "oh man..."

Im so sorry

If we were at war with sea urchins from Yemen...

... we would have enemy Yemeni anemones.

You wanna hear a geography joke?

Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"

Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"

Bob : "Yemen I know"

Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."

Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("

Yemen joke, You wanna hear a geography joke?

My friend asked me if I wanted to go to another country with him...

I said "Yemen, sounds good"

What does an Arab guy say when he's happy?

- Yemen!

What does an Arab guy say when something upsets him?

- Oman...

What's the capital city of Yemen?

Yea boi

What is a Rastafarian's favorite country?


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It warmed up to 138° in the Arabian Peninsula today.

He was all like Oman? And I was like Yemen!

Hey man, have you heard of the country south of Saudi Arabia?


Reactions to Saudi Arabia invading to the southeast instead of the south

Yemen: Yeah man!

Oman: Oh man

British foreign policy..

When life gives you Yemens, give Yemen aid.

The kingdom of Yemen had a totally different name when it was still a young country.

It was called Oboy.

I know it's bad, but I had to post it somewhere :')

Yemen joke, The kingdom of Yemen had a totally different name when it was still a young country.

Hey, have you been keeping up with the war in the middle east?


Jamaican Jihad

How does a Jamaican say "Jihad"?


"Did you know Yemen is the most mentioned country in everyday speech?"

Person 2: "Really?"

Me: "Yeah, man."

I was in Saudi Arabia the other day and I asked somebody if they had any spare change.

They said," Yemen."

Which country is a hippie?


Two hippies are in a bar.

One asks the other "So you said you were going to a Middle Eastern country, no?"

The other says "Yemen".

I feel like not enough people know about the situation in Yemen

It's like no one knows Houthis guys are.

I told my dad that I heard the U.S. is sending warships to Yemen..

"Sounds like some Yemen-aide..."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the yemen egypt jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working yemen saudi piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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