Yemen Jokes

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The Best jokes about Yemen

More than half of $2.6bn (£1.9bn) in donations made at a special one-day conference to ease the humanitarian crisis in Yemen were pledged by countries that are either fighting in the civil war or selling arms to those undertaking the fighting.

When life gives you Yemen, you give Yemen aid.

Have you heard about the drought in Yemen?

The UN is giving out a lot of Yemen aid.

A man is traveling to the coast of South Western Asia, and he asks his friend if she wants to go with him. She says:

"Yemen, shore."

If we were at war with sea urchins from Yemen...

... we would have enemy Yemeni anemones.

Oman and Yemen should switch names

because if you find out you're gonna live in Oman, you go "yeah man!!"

but if you find out you're gonna live in Yemen, you go "oh man..."

Im so sorry

Match the middle eastern country to its sworn enemy...

- Bahrain
- Lebanon
- Qatar
- United Arab Emirates
- Egypt
- Syria
- Jordan
- Iran
- Iraq
- Saudi Arabia
- Algeria
- Morocco
- Yemen
- Oman
- Kuwait

1. Israel

My friend asked me if I wanted to go to another country with him...

I said "Yemen, sounds good"

What does an Arab guy say when he's happy?

- Yemen!

What does an Arab guy say when something upsets him?

- Oman...

You wanna hear a geography joke?

Bob : "Hey Tom if you're Hungary I'll Serbia a Turkey Sandwich"

Tom : "Oman that was a bad joke"

Bob : "Yemen I know"

Tom : "You Syriasly need to stop with these jokes..."

Bob : "But Iraq at making jokes :("

What is a Rastafarian's favorite country?

Yemen

It warmed up to 138° in the Arabian Peninsula today.

He was all like Oman? And I was like Yemen!

Hey man, have you heard of the country south of Saudi Arabia?

Yemen.

Reactions to Saudi Arabia invading to the southeast instead of the south

Yemen: Yeah man!

Oman: Oh man

"Did you know Yemen is the most mentioned country in everyday speech?"

Person 2: "Really?"

Me: "Yeah, man."

Hey, have you been keeping up with the war in the middle east?

Yemen.

The kingdom of Yemen had a totally different name when it was still a young country.

It was called Oboy.



I know it's bad, but I had to post it somewhere :')

British foreign policy..

When life gives you Yemens, give Yemen aid.

I was in Saudi Arabia the other day and I asked somebody if they had any spare change.

They said," Yemen."

Which country is a hippie?

YE-MEN!

Two hippies are in a bar.

One asks the other "So you said you were going to a Middle Eastern country, no?"

The other says "Yemen".

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends.

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