Yeltsin Jokes

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The Best Yeltsin Puns

1995: A Chinese Official is conversing with a Russian citizen...

...Chinese Official, "You have nothing in Russia."

Russian, "Oh yeah, we have Yeltsin."

Chinese Offical, "Then we will steal your Yeltsin.

Russian, "If you take Yeltsin you'll have nothing in China."
Disclaimer: This joke is not mine, it was told to my father during his stay in Russia in the year 1995.

USA in the 90s: "Boris Yeltsin is the worst leader possible!"

USA 2016: "Hold my beer"

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