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Yelp Jokes

22 yelp jokes and hilarious yelp puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yelp that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Funniest Yelp Short Jokes

Short yelp jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yelp humour may include short yell jokes also.

  1. Why doesn't Yelp remove fake reviews of Indian restaurants? Because everyone likes a little naan fiction
  2. Hotel Rwanda got a 90% rating on Rotten Tomatoes... But their rating on Yelp was terrible.
  3. Did you know that dogs keep track of how many times you've stepped on their tail? It's your Yelp score
  4. my dad has a weird new version of yelp on his phone It works like this. He drives around with it in his pocket, and stops when he sees what he wants.
  5. I have a Yelp Page My restaurant, Grand Theft Auto, is doing well, but I can't seem to get 5 stars
  6. What do you call the practitioner of a restaurant that aggressively goes after customers who leave bad Yelp reviews? The sous-chef.
  7. I opened a restaurant to show women that men truly listen to their wants and needs... It's called "I Don't Know You Decide" and we serve whatever you want.
    Yelp reviews say, "It's fine."

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Yelp One Liners

Which yelp one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yelp? I can suggest the ones about yahoo and kelp.

  1. Why is Texas called The Lone Star State? To warn you about their Yelp rating….
  2. My Yelp review of the solar system One star
  3. You should always feed your dog well, You don't want a bad yelp review.
  4. I left a terrible Yelp review on our solar system. One Star
  5. What's the worst rated US State on yelp? The Lone Star State.
  6. Q: What do small businesses cry when account executives harass them for money? A: Yelp!
  7. Whats worse to do for yelp users than despise them? De-spice their food
  8. The inn that turned away Joseph and Mary got a horrible Yelp review. Only one star.
  9. What thrills a race car driver but scares a yelp business? "POS. 1/5"
  10. Having s**... is like deleting your Yelp listing It's gotta be real hard

Yelp joke, Having s**... is like deleting your Yelp listing

Hilarious Yelp Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about yelp you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean yell leader jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yelp pranks.

Have you ever had a leg cramp ruin s**...?

I'm sitting on the chair when my cramps up and I Yelp so loud that my wife and her boyfriend stop having s**.... They look at me and say "how long have you been there?" And I say "The whole time! I'm the one making this video."

Yelp joke, my dad has a weird new version of yelp on his phone