Yellow Orange Jokes
25 yellow orange jokes and hilarious yellow orange puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yellow orange that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Yellow Orange Short Jokes
Short yellow orange jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yellow orange humour may include short orange color jokes also.
- My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support LGBTQ That's a bit of a red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet flag.
- If the Red Man lives in the red house, the Blue Man in the blue house, the Yellow Man in the yellow house, where does the Orange Man live? The White House
- My wife told me she was cheating on me with a man named Roy G Biv. I was so angry, I was seeing red ...and orange
and yellow
and green - The blue man lives in the blue house, the yellow man lives in the yellow house, the purple man lives in the purple house. Who lives in the White House? The orange man.
- A gunslinger burst into a saloon and said, "My name is Amarillo Red!" "but my friends call me 'Orange' for short."
and yes, today I learned Amarillo is Spanish for yellow. - The red man lives in the red house, the orange man lives in the orange house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house. Who lives in the white house? Also the orange man.
- What's black, white, red, blue, green, yellow, purple, orange, and super easy for anyone to do? Michelle McGee, Jesse James' mistress.
- Important stuff. If an orange is called an orange, then how come lemon is not called yellow?
- General Motors finally solved their workplace diversity dilemma There are equal numbers of black, white, brown, red, yellow, and orange robots. Half the robots have p**... drawn on them.
- I heard if you increase the yellow and red on your screens You get **orange in all content**
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Yellow Orange One Liners
Which yellow orange one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yellow orange? I can suggest the ones about orange tan and yellow color.
- Orange is my favorite colour I love it more than red and yellow put together
- What is blue, green, red, yellow, and orange? Colors
- Red red and yellow too Fibonacci got orange for you
- What's orange and yellow and looks good on a hippie? Fire.
Laughter Yellow Orange Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about yellow orange you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bright yellow jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yellow orange pranks.
An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man Just stared.
Every time the young man looked,the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had s**... with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.
Who lives here?
If a purple man lives in a purple house, a yellow man lives in a yellow house , and a orange man lives in a orange house.
Who lives in the white house?
No one, because the orange man is on vacation.
X-ray Parrot
A street vendor claims that his pet parrot can tell the color of the p**... of the women walking by.
Three nuns come by and the parrot yells "yellow, white, green!"
The nuns are impressed.
The next day the parrot says "blue, orange, purple!!" and the nuns can't believe it.
The third day, they decide to throw a curve ball and not wear anything.
The parrot says "s**..., s**..., curly"
An old man was sitting on a bench ...
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down. He had spiked hair coloured green, red, orange, blue and yellow.
The old man just stared. The young man said: " What's the matter, old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
The old man replied: " Got drunk once and had s**... with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son. "
My wife is a ginger
During s**... she turns this colour between red and yellow, we call it her "O"range.
An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall...
A young man walked up to the bench and sat down with the old man . He had spiked hair in all different colors : green , red , orange , blue and yellow
The old man just stared at the young man
Every time the young man looked , The old man was staring
Young man : What's the matter old timer , Never done anything wild your life?
Without batting an eye , The old man replied , "Got drunk once and had s**... with a parrot , I was wondering if you were my son".
Three black women are getting on a plane..
They're lining up for their flight and the first black woman turns to the others and says "I'm wearing fluorescent yellow pants, cause if this plane crashes in the ocean they'll be able to find me first"
The second says "well I'm wearing fluorescent orange pants so if this plane crashes over land, they'll be able to find me first"
The third says "you two are s**..., I ain't wearing no pants! Cause it don't matter where we c**..., everybody knows they look for the black box first!"