Yellow Jokes
152 yellow jokes and hilarious yellow puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yellow that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Need a good laugh? Check out these hilarious yellow jokes! From yellow teeth to yellow snow, yellow jackets to yellow octopuses, these jokes will have you in stitches! It's all about the color yellow. So if you have trouble distinguishing between yellow and orange, or even between yellow and reddish, this collection of jokes is the perfect way to lighten up your day!
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- Short Yellow Jokes
- Yellow One Liners
- Yellow Color Jokes
- Yellow Teeth Jokes
- Teeth So Yellow Jokes
- Your Teeth So Yellow Jokes
- Yellow Fever Jokes
- More Yellow Jokes
Funniest Yellow Short Jokes
Short yellow jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yellow humour may include short purple jokes also.
- A man goes to the doctors as he thinks he's going deaf What are the symptoms? The doctor asks
They're that yellow family that live in Springfield - A black man, a blue man, a green man, a pink man, a red man and yellow man walk into a bar... The bartender says, "We don't serve your kind in here. Too much Risk."
- "This is your Captain speaking..." "...if you look out of your window you will see a small yellow life raft floating in the sea. I am talking to you from there."
- Here's a joke my 5yo told us last night What do you call a pineapple with no yellow part?
A cactus. - What do you call a green bat that walks across a yellow bridge? I don't know, but at least it isn't a repost
- Green is my favorite color. Green is my favorite color. I love it even more than blue and yellow combined.
- I call my Asian friend Spongebob Because he's yellow and can't drive
- Punny wednesday The phone rang 'green green' and so I pink up the phone.
"Yellow? Blue is this? Can you speak louder? I can't hear you purplerly, I'll call you black later." - A boy asks his dad "Dad what's an alcoholic?" Dad replied: "Well son, do you see those 2 yellow cars over there? An alcoholic would see 4"
The son responded: "But dad, I can only see 1 car" - Whats yellow and survives on dead beetles Yoko Ono
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Yellow One Liners
Which yellow one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yellow? I can suggest the ones about orange and blue.
- Just found out I'm colorblind it came out of the yellow.
- A friend told me that all apples were yellow... I was like, "that's banana"
- What is big, yellow and can't swim? A bus full of children
- What's yellow and hurts if you get it in you eye? A bulldozer
- What's big, yellow, and can't swim? A bus full of kids
- Which crayon at the Crayola factory is in charge of answering the phones? Yellow?
- What's yellow and comes in the morning to brighten every parent's day? The school bus.
- Why did Yellow divorce Red? Because Red Blue Green
- Why was the snow yellow? Elsa let it go.
- I am not racist I dont care if you are black, yellow or normal.
- "Darling, your teeth are like stars." "So yellow and so far apart..."
- Why was yellow angry at red? Red blue green.
- Green is my favorite color. I like it better than blue and yellow combined.
- Whats yellow and lives off dead beatles? Yoko Ono
- In a banana republic the traffic lights go from green to yellow to brown.
Yellow Color Jokes
Here is a list of funny yellow color jokes and even better yellow color puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Brick House If a red house has red bricks, a yellow house has yellow bricks, what color bricks does a green house have?
None, a green house is made out of glass. - What do the colors green, pink, and yellow have in common with a phone? The phone rings green....green.....green, so you pink it up and say yellow.
- How does a color answer the phone? Yellow.
- I wanted to make a new color So I combined red and yellow
But the result wasn't very
Oranginal - I unexpectedly found out I'm color blind That sure came out of the yellow
- What does answering a colorful telephone sound like? Green green.. yellow?
- Why did a Chinese olympic diver receive a standing ovation? Yellow and Green are Brazil's national colors.
- Why did French use yellow as the color for their angry vest movement ? It fits so well with their teeth.
- One day someone told me the only primary colors are red and yellow... When he found out there was a third...it blue his mind
- Red called blue. Blue picked up the phone and said "yellow?" Red replied "you must not have color id"
Yellow Teeth Jokes
Here is a list of funny yellow teeth jokes and even better yellow teeth puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Yo momma's teeth are so yellow When she smiled at traffic, it slowed down
- Yo mama's teeth are so yellow... She stood on a street corner and smiled, and traffic slowed down
- Your teeth are like the stars Yellow and separated.
- Are your teeth cold? Then why are they wearing those yellow blankets?
(You just licked your teeth didn't you?) - I once told someone their teeth looked like stars.... Yellow and far apart.
- Wife: "Honey? What do you think about my teeth?"
Husband: "They remind me of stars... yellow and far apart." - What's yellow and bad for your teeth? A school bus
- Yo daddy's teeth are so yellow... People think he has a bad, BAD aim!
- Your teeth are so yellow ...that cars slow down
- You have beautiful teeth, Me: They remind me of a song
Girl: Really? What song?
Me: Black and yellow
Teeth So Yellow Jokes
Here is a list of funny teeth so yellow jokes and even better teeth so yellow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I don't drink coffee. It yellows your teeth, makes you jumpy, and you crave it all the time. That's why I smoke crack.
- Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
- Yo' Mama's teeth are so yellow, when she closes her mouth, her cheeks light up.
- People are like teeth... Most of them are yellow.
- Wow! Your teeth look just like stars! Really shiny, yellow and far apart.
- yo mamma yo mamma teeth are so yellow the sun said it was to bright
- Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth? Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.
- Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
- Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe its not butter.
- Are your teeth cold? Then why are all your teeth wearing little yellow sweaters?
Your Teeth So Yellow Jokes
Here is a list of funny your teeth so yellow jokes and even better your teeth so yellow puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Your teeth are like stars Yellow and far away from each other
- "Yellow means breakup"- I thought, looking at his teeth.
- Am I racist? I only seem to like w**..., and I absolutely
hate black, brown and yellow teeth.
Yellow Fever Jokes
Here is a list of funny yellow fever jokes and even better yellow fever puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I didn't realize how jealous Latinas were I didn't realize how jealous Latinas were until I traveled to South America: Before entering they made me get vaccinated for yellow fever.
- After watching the movie Crazy Rich Asians, I felt really, really sick. The doctor said that I had contracted Yellow Fever 🤒
- What's the Chinese word for "Yellow Fever"? Fever.
- I've got Yellow Fever.. Don't hit on me just because I'm Asian
- I heard a Hong Kong-based company is going to build the Grand Canal in Nicaragua. Won't yellow fever be a problem?
Hilarious Yellow Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends
What funny jokes about yellow you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cyan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yellow pranks.
What's yellow and not a banana
Oh, wait I forgot, it is a banana
What's yellow and smells like a zebra?
Lion v**....
Name three things that come in a little yellow box
Kodak film, dots candy and w**... Allen.
Mujibar get a job in India
Mujibar was trying to get a job in India .
The Personnel Manager said, 'Mujibar, you have to show you are proficient in the English language. Please make a sentence using the words: Yellow, Pink, and Green.'
Mujibar responded, 'The telephone goes green, green, I pink it up, and say, Yellow! This is Mujibar.'
Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him.
What's the most ordinary shade of yellow?
Mediochre.
Mickey's Yellow Snow Dilemma...
Mickey was angry because somebody was writing "Mickey s**..." in yellow snow outside of his front door every time it snowed. He ended up going to his friend who was a cop to ask for help. The cop checked it out and took some photos and samples. A couple of days later the cop came back to Mickey:
"Well, the good news is we've figured out that the u**... came from your friend, Goofy. The bad news - it's Minnie's handwriting..."
What's yellow and lives off dead beetles?
Yoko Ono
5 year old cousin with this one: Who lives in the green house?
Me: I don't know
Her: The green guy! Who lives in the red house?
Me: The red guy
Her: Yes! Who lives in the blue house?
Me: The blue guy
Her: Yeah! Who lives in the yellow house?
Me: The yellow guy
Her: Who lives in the white house?
[Now since I've heard this "riddle" before, I knew the trick answer. I was ready to answer The President! when my uncle blurted out:]
The black guy!!
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bulldozer.
Two blonde girls at a traffic light
They stop at red:
-Look at that red color!
-Wow, it's beautiful.
-And the yellow!
-Such brightness!
-And the green!
-Much nature!
-Oh, it's red again, we saw it already. Let's go.
A Mexican Joke
A Mexican man finds a much needed job and asks the owner to hire him. The owner says he'll hire him ONLY if he can come up with a sentence using 3 words of his choice. The words are Green, Pink and Yellow. So the Mexican thinks for a second then replies (read in a Spanish accent) the phone goes Green Green, so I Pink it up and say Yellow?
Jajaja
Why did the elephant paint the bottom of its feet yellow?
So it could hide in a bowl of custard.
Have you ever seen an elephant in a bowl of custard? No?
That means it's working, the crafty b**....
So Yellow and Green are dating. Why does Yellow hate Red?
Because Red Blue Green.
A man isn't paying attention when crossing the street
A man isn't paying attention when crossing the street and gets hit by a red lorry, a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.
A policeman is despatched to inform the unfortunate man's family:
"There's no easy way to say this..."
Joe was heading towards the end of a round of golf...
...when hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups. Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.
All of a sudden, p**...! In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She yelled, I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups?
Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life.
Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life.
As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!!!
Then p**...! she was gone!
After Joe recovered from the shock, he hollered for his friend, Bill, where are you?
Bill yells back, I'm over here in the pussywillows.
Joe shouts back, 'DON'T SWING, BILL. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, DON'T SWING !
A border patrol officer stops a Mexican immigrant...
...on his way in to the U.S.
He says to the Mexican: "If you can make a whole sentence using the words Green, Pink and Yellow, Ill let you in with no delay"
The Mexican pauses to think for a few minutes then replies: "The phone goes Green-Green, I Pink it up and I say Yellow"
A friend of mine was run over by a red lorry,
then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry.
When the policeman informed his family he said
"There's no easy way to say this"...
What colour bricks?
Not sure if this has been posted before but oh well.
My Granddad told me this when I was smaller (Yes, he is still alive) .
Sorry for the horrible (Grand)dad joke!
If a red house has red bricks , a yellow house has yellow bricks, what colour bricks does a green house have?
None, a green house is made out of glass.
What's yellow and hurts when it gets in your eye?
Bull dozer
A white man tells a black man
Why do people call you color man ?? To what the black man answers " I don't know
When I was born; I was black.
When I started to grow, I was black.
When I go to the beach I'm black.
When I have a cold I'm still black.
When I have panic I'm black.
When I'm sick I'm black.
even when I die I continued to be black.
Instead you my friend
When you're born you're pink.
When you start to grow you are white.
When you go to the beach you look red.
When you're cold you look blue.
When you have panic you look yellow.
When you're sick you look green.
When you die you turn gray ....
And they still dare to call me a color man
An old man was sitting on a bus. A young man sat down beside him.
He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue and yellow. The old man Just stared.
Every time the young man looked,the old man was staring. The young man finally said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"
Without batting an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had s**... with a parrot. I was just wondering if you were my son.
I was about to be given a yellow card for punching another player in the face, but then the ref noticed I was an amputee.
No arm, no foul.
Afraid your kid might be a c**...?
Well if he paints one of his bedroom walls red with some yellow stars or a hammer and sickle, that's a huge red flag.
Keep saying yellow and soon enough
It'll sound like you're saying gullible.
I was at an art gallery.
"Absolutely beautiful, isn't it?" I asked the guy next to me. "The way the yellow combines with the grey. The way the colours intertwine. Truly remarkable."
He stepped away from the u**... and left.
Jake went over to pick up his girlfriend to go on a date.
When he found her n**..., he asked why.
"Well, because I don't have any dresses to wear!"
"Sure you do," Jake replied, opening her closet. "Here's a blue one, a red one, a green one- oh, hi Francis- a yellow one..."
Everybody should be treated equally
It doesn't matter if you're black, yellow or normal.
What's yellow and up in the sky?
An Asian that stepped on a land mine.
What is yellow, has 38 eyes, and can't swim?
A School Bus.
What is yellow, has one arm and can't swim?
- an excavator
Do you think that's funny?
Well, the excavator operator doesn't
A Mexican gets caught by a border patrol agent..
The border patrol agent says to the Mexican,
"If you can put these 3 words in a sentence I will let you go. The words are green, pink and yellow."
The Mexican thinks for a second,
"The phone goes green green green, I pink it up and I say yellow."
What's the difference between a traffic light and a banana?
With a traffic light, green means go, yellow means wait, and red means stop.
But with a banana, green means wait, yellow means go, and red means OH MY GOD, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR BANANA!?!
(courtesy of my 12 yr old)
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How do you peel a banana?
1. Get banana sunburned. Banana will soon begin to peel.
2. Scare banana. Grab skin when it jumps out of it.
3. Hypnotize banana. Tell banana it is a snake. Banana will shed skin.
4. Call banana yellow. Banana will want to fight. Will remove jacket.
Just found out i was colourblind.
Well that came completely out of the yellow
Watson found Holmes busily painting the front door bright yellow.
"What on earth is that, Holmes?"
"It's a lemon entry, my dear Watson."
What's yellow and you will die if it falls on you from a tree?
A tractor.
What's yellow and eats nuts?
s**...
What's yellow and feeds on dead beatles?
Yoko Ono
"Doctor doctor I think I'm going deaf."
"What are the symptoms?"
"A yellow cartoon family."
What do Wasps wear in the winter?
Yellow Jackets.
I believe everyone deserves to be treated equally.
It shouldn't matter if you're brown, black, yellow, or normal!
Two Irishmen are talking ...
One says to the other "Y'know, green is my favourite colour in the whole world! In fact, I like it more than blue and yellow combined!"
(dad joke) A Dad was helping his daughter study for her drivers permit test.
Dad: What do you when the light is green?
Daughter: Go.
Dad: What do you do when the light is red?
Daughter: Stop.
Dad: What do you do when the light is yellow?
Daughter: Slow down
Dad: **WWHHHAAATTTT DDOOOO YOUUUUU DOOOO WHEEEENNNN THEEEEE LIIIIIIIIGHTTT TURRRRNNNSSSS YELLLOOOOOW?**
The world tongue twister champion was killed today in a tragic accident.
He was run over by a red lorry. Then a yellow lorry, then a red lorry, then a yellow lorry
Yellow cars have the highest c**... rate
According to a recent pole
Came home the other day and my grandpa turned me into a young, slow-witted boy with a yellow shirt.
I was Morty-fied
Q: Why is a man's pee yellow and his s**... white?
A: So he can tell if he is coming or going.
If you pay for n**..., you need to paint yourself yellow and change your name to Homer.
Because you're a s**... son.
A man is home and sees a gorilla hanging on his backyard tree.
So he naturally picks up the yellow pages and calls the Gorilla Removal services. The professional arrives in less than ten minutes, and gets off his van with a pole, a ladder, a dog, a shotgun and handcuffs. He says "I see it's a male gorilla, so I'm taking the ladder up the tree and poke him with this pole. He's gonna fall, and my dog is trained to bite the crouch, so when the gorilla protects his groins, I handcuff him and bring him back to the wild. Hold this gun, please". The man asks "what do I do with it?", and the guy "If I fall from the tree, shoot the dog".
There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.
He had all this colorful make-up on and his hair was spiked up with red, green, & yellow with feathers. The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, "Hey, old man, what are you lookin' at,eh? Didn't you do anything strange when you were a teenager?" "Well, yeah," the old man answered. "Once I got so drunk that I s**... a parrot, so I can't help but think that maybe you're my son!"
Homer Simpson takes his yellow, spiky-haired son to a bar. The bartender pulls up a shotgun and aims it at the boy.
I regret saying this, but the bartender lives up to his name.
Immigration pulls a Spaniard Over and Questions him
Officer: You aren't American. You shouldn't be here.
Spanish Person: But officer, I'm American.
The officer thinks about it and says, If you are, then use the words green, pink, and yellow in a sentence.
The Spaniard thinks for a moment and says, The phone goes green green, I pink it up and say 'Yellow'.
When life gives you...
...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
...Make lemonade.
My wife made up this joke in a dream and woke herself up laughing...
Q: How do you tell the difference between a Golder Retriever and a Dalmatian?
A: You get down on the floor and spin them around real fast. One of them is yellow and the other one is gray.
Told to me by a six year old.
Why was the snow yellow?
Because Elsa let it go!
I am a waiter and I have regular family every week on Monday. I exchange jokes with the youngest boy and he always wins free dessert. This week however he won a free meal for the whole family. I laughed til I made yellow snow
Edit. Did not know it was my cake day! I think this is my first joke post. Just wanted to share.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A school bus.
This is probably the only funny joke I know.
I went to the doctor the other day because I was having hearing problems.
He told me to describe my symptoms.
I told him, "Sure. They're yellow. Homer's fat and Marge has blue hair."
What's big, yellow and doesn't float?
An excavator.
Didn't think that was funny?
Neither did the driver
My girlfriend said she'll leave me if I don't support LGBTQ
That's a bit of a red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, and violet flag.
