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Yellow Car Jokes

18 yellow car jokes and hilarious yellow car puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yellow car that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Yellow Car Short Jokes

Short yellow car jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yellow car humour may include short yellow color jokes also.

  1. A boy asks his dad "Dad what's an alcoholic?" Dad replied: "Well son, do you see those 2 yellow cars over there? An alcoholic would see 4"
    The son responded: "But dad, I can only see 1 car"
  2. Did you hear about the snail who bought himself a Ferrari and painted a big yellow "S" on the side? Now wherever he drives, people watch and say "Look at that S-car go!"
  3. Why did the Irishman fail his driving test? They asked him what the solid yellow line means, and he got out of the car and tried to walk a straight line.

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Yellow Car One Liners

Which yellow car one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yellow car? I can suggest the ones about bright yellow and white van.

  1. What happened to the frog who parked his car on the yellow lines? It got toad
  2. Your teeth are so yellow ...that cars slow down
  3. What did the yellow horse say when he crashed his car? Doe!
  4. What do you call a long car with a yellow eyed driver? A lemursine.
  5. How are Asians and Smart Cars similar? They are yellow can they only hold small packages
  6. When kids see my car they hit eachother... because its yellow. hahahaha
  7. Yellow cars have the highest c**... rate According to a recent pole

Hilarious Yellow Car Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about yellow car you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean blonde car jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yellow car pranks.

A snail brings his car into a garage

He requests a new paint job. The body guy asks what he wants, and the snail says, "Give me a handsome burgundy paint job with a special detail on it. Paint the letter S all over it in yellow gold."
The body tech thinks this is an unusual request, but hey, it's money. The snail returns later that week to pick up his car.
The technician says, "May I ask why you wanted S's all over your car?"
The snail says, "When I'm driving around town, everyone will say, 'Look at that S car go!"

REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please.

I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a couple (not very good) Racist White Jokes.
For example:
Did you hear about the 2 house fire in Mexico?
Thousands died.
Why do Mexican's drive low-riders?
So they can pick strawberries from their car.
A man walks into a Bar with a Parrot on his shoulder.
The Bartender says: "Wow, that's awesome! Where can I get one?"
The Parrot Replies: "Africa! There's millions of them!"
Seriously though: I love Black People.
I think everyone should own one.
How do Asians name their children?
They throw their pots and pans in their air and record the sounds:
Ping Bang Pow.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
The only "White Joke" I know is:
White people are born purple.
Then turn pink.
When they're mad, they're red.
When they're sick they're green.
When they're scared they're yellow.
When they're cold they're blue.
And have the nerve to call everyone else colored.
So: Does anyone have any "White Jokes" for me?