Yellow Car Jokes
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Yellow cars have the highest c**... rate
According to a recent pole
A snail brings his car into a garage
He requests a new paint job. The body guy asks what he wants, and the snail says, "Give me a handsome burgundy paint job with a special detail on it. Paint the letter S all over it in yellow gold."
The body tech thinks this is an unusual request, but hey, it's money. The snail returns later that week to pick up his car.
The technician says, "May I ask why you wanted S's all over your car?"
The snail says, "When I'm driving around town, everyone will say, 'Look at that S car go!"
Your teeth are so yellow
...that cars slow down
Why did the Irishman fail his driving test?
They asked him what the solid yellow line means, and he got out of the car and tried to walk a straight line.
REQUEST: Racist "White" jokes, please.
I know DOZENS of Racist Jokes. But only a couple (not very good) Racist White Jokes.
For example:
Did you hear about the 2 house fire in Mexico?
Thousands died.
Why do Mexican's drive low-riders?
So they can pick strawberries from their car.
A man walks into a Bar with a Parrot on his shoulder.
The Bartender says: "Wow, that's awesome! Where can I get one?"
The Parrot Replies: "Africa! There's millions of them!"
Seriously though: I love Black People.
I think everyone should own one.
How do Asians name their children?
They throw their pots and pans in their air and record the sounds:
Ping Bang Pow.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.
The only "White Joke" I know is:
White people are born purple.
Then turn pink.
When they're mad, they're red.
When they're sick they're green.
When they're scared they're yellow.
When they're cold they're blue.
And have the nerve to call everyone else colored.
So: Does anyone have any "White Jokes" for me?
What did the yellow horse say when he crashed his car?
Doe!
What do you call a long car with a yellow eyed driver?
A lemursine.
How are Asians and Smart Cars similar?
They are yellow can they only hold small packages
When kids see my car they hit eachother...
because its yellow. hahahaha
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