Comical & Quirky Yeh Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
A little boy goes up to his pregnant mum, points at her fat belly and says, what's that?
She says… (a bit startled…) erm… that's a baby your daddy gave me that…
So the little boy walks off to find his dad with a confused look on his face…
daddy did you give mummy a baby ?
yeh I did son, that's right why do you ask…?
well don't give her another, she ate the last one!
Men call short women "petite". What do women call short men?
Um, yeh, they don't call.
Source: I'm not a tall man.
Library s**...
A man goes to the library and asks if they have a book on how to commit s**....
The librarian says "Yeh, I think we do, it should be at the back row on the top shelf".
The man goes and looks, even climbs a ladder to look at the top but still can't find it.
"Still no luck" says the man.
The librarian replies "Oh, the last person who borrowed it mustn't have brought it back"
Back in my hippie college days, a professor came up to me in the cafeteria and asked me, "Ya dig?"
I thought to myself, this guy's pretty far out. I answered, "Yeh, man. I dig!"
That's how I got hoodwinked into joining his archaeological expedition.
Do you like M&Ms?
Yeh, I like the candy and the wrapper
I just started a new job in a bowling alley
Yeh, just tenpin'
How does an insane man get through the forest?
By taking the psychopath.
hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok.
Psychedelic mushrooms reduce authoritarianism and boost nature relatedness - science shows.
Yeh - it's hard to salute when you're face down in the grass.
Canadian Alphabet
EH B C D E EHF G EH I JEH K L M N O P Q R SORRY T U V W X Y-EH Z
What did the Greek king say when he was asked if he gave o**...?
"Yeh I Oedipus."
I'm thinking of a memorable name for my s**... health course
Maybe h**...?
Yeh, that's catchy.
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