Yeh Jokes
16 yeh jokes and hilarious yeh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yeh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Yeh Short Jokes
Short yeh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yeh humour may include short yer jokes also.
- Men call short women "petite". What do women call short men? Um, yeh, they don't call.
Source: I'm not a tall man. - How does an insane man get through the forest? By taking the psychopath.
hhhhehehhehe good one right? yeh? no..? ok. - Psychedelic mushrooms reduce authoritarianism and boost nature relatedness - science shows. Yeh - it's hard to salute when you're face down in the grass.
- I'm thinking of a memorable name for my s**... health course Maybe h**...?
Yeh, that's catchy.
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Yeh One Liners
Which yeh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yeh? I can suggest the ones about huh and ale.
- Do you like M&Ms? Yeh, I like the candy and the wrapper
- I just started a new job in a bowling alley Yeh, just tenpin'
- Canadian Alphabet EH B C D E EHF G EH I JEH K L M N O P Q R SORRY T U V W X Y-EH Z
- What did the Greek king say when he was asked if he gave o**...? "Yeh I Oedipus."
Comical & Quirky Yeh Jokes for a Roaring Good Time
What funny jokes about yeh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean builder jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yeh pranks.
A little boy goes up to his pregnant mum, points at her fat belly and says, what's that?
She says… (a bit startled…) erm… that's a baby your daddy gave me that…
So the little boy walks off to find his dad with a confused look on his face…
daddy did you give mummy a baby ?
yeh I did son, that's right why do you ask…?
well don't give her another, she ate the last one!
Library s**...
A man goes to the library and asks if they have a book on how to commit s**....
The librarian says "Yeh, I think we do, it should be at the back row on the top shelf".
The man goes and looks, even climbs a ladder to look at the top but still can't find it.
"Still no luck" says the man.
The librarian replies "Oh, the last person who borrowed it mustn't have brought it back"
Back in my hippie college days, a professor came up to me in the cafeteria and asked me, "Ya dig?"
I thought to myself, this guy's pretty far out. I answered, "Yeh, man. I dig!"
That's how I got hoodwinked into joining his archaeological expedition.
A long time ago, a father, visiting America from Europe for...
...the very first time, went up and down the aisles with his son-in-law at the local store.
He constantly asked questions about products he saw: "Vas diss? Powdered orange juice?"
"Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh 'orange juice.'"
A few minutes later, in a different aisle: "Und vas dis? Powdered milk?"
"Yeh, Dad. You just add a little water, and you have fresh milk!"
A few minutes later, in a different aisle: "Und give a look here! Baby Powder! Vat a country, vat a country!"