Yeet Jokes

Funniest Yeet Short Jokes

Short yeet jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yeet humour may include short sis jokes also.

1. My mom wrote this joke: What's the difference between a sweet potato fresh out of the oven and a pig thrown off a balcony? One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham
2. What do a hot potato and a thrown pig have in common? One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.
3. What's the difference between a warm sweet potato, and a Pig flying through the air? One's a heated yam, while the other's a yeeted ham.
4. What's the difference between a warm yam and a thrown pig? One is a heated yam, the other is a yeeted ham.
5. Whats the difference between a cooked sweet potato and a flying pig One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham
6. What is the difference between hot potato and a flying pig? One's a heated yam, and one's a yeeted ham.
7. Joke my 12 year old son made up: What do you call it when you throw Mexican food at high velocity? Fa-yeet-a
8. What's the difference between a microwaved sweet potato and a ham thrown off a balcony? One is a heated yam and the other is a yeeted ham
9. Did you hear Robert DeNiro and Ben Stiller are gonna be in the sequel to Throw Momma from the Train? It's called Yeet the Parents.
10. The other day I was mistakenly put in a Fortnite server filled with low level players... I gotta tell ya, it was like an all you can YEET buffet!

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Yeet One Liners

Which yeet one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yeet? I can suggest the ones about online and website.

1. we used to call them "food fights"... ...kids today call them "all you can yeet buffets"
2. What does a teenage cowboy say when he throws somebody out of the saloon? Yeet-haw!
3. What do you call a boomerang enthusiast convention? A meet and yeet
4. I no longer call it "heading to the shooting range". Now it's "going out to yeet."
5. Normal People: "Alright, time to go to bed." Insomniacs: "Let's yeet these sheets!"
6. How does Uber deliver food during COVID-19 social distancing? Uber yeets
7. An interesting title Yeet
8. Milleneal Pirate What does a hypebeast pirate say? Yarrrrrr Yeet.
9. What kind of bread does a meme get at subway? 100% whole YEET
10. What language does a millennial coder speak in? Y33T Speak
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    (Yeet Speak)
11. I got a Logan for you whoever reads this.......... YA YEET!!!!!!!
12. What do you do if someone yeets you? You take the antiyote.
13. What does a millennial cowboy say? Yeet haw!
14. What do you call a Generation Z fighting style? Yeet Kune Do.
    \*badum tish\*
15. What do you call a Yeet who Yeets? /u/YeetyMcYeetYeet

Delightful Fun Yeet Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about yeet you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bros jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yeet pranks.