Yee Haw Jokes
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Why doesn't Texas have U-Haul trucks?
Cause they have Yee-Haw trucks instead.
Based on a true story: I was carrying back gardening tools to the shed and dropped one. My wife yells from behind me.
"Yee haw, it's a h**... down"
What do you call a s**... bomber from texas?
A yee-haw-di
Yee haw
A cowboy comes riding into town one day, only hes riding on the horses head. One of the townsfolk ask him as he riding by, "how do you stay on that horse so good"? To which the cowboy replies "its not a horse, its a unicorn"!
What do you call a teeter-totter in cowboy country?
A yee-haw
What does the Chinese Cowboy say?
"Yee-haw ma?"
What did the Muslim cowboy say?
Ji Haw! or Yee Had!
Yee-haw
Emotional extremes
The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"
"Sadness," said the student.
And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.
"Elation," said she.
"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?"
The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."
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