The Best 90 Yeast Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yeast jokes. There are some yeast focaccia jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yeast bacteria puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Yeast Jokes and Puns

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred.

-&y (written by moi)

Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese

What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?

A rake

What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?

A comb

What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?

A gulf club.

why couldn't the rabbi eat out during passover?

His girlfriend had a yeast infection

Yeast joke, why couldn't the rabbi eat out during passover?

Dough Boy

Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.

He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.

The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".

Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.

Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.

The funeral was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.

Did you hear about the hillbilly yeast?

It was in bread.....


What do you call a ginger with a yeast infection?

Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous?

They're in-bread.

Yeast joke, Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous?

Why did the plane crash?

The pilot was a loaf of bread... But how did the plane take off?
Yeast Rises

What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan?

The Lower Yeast Side.

What's it called when the Pillsbury doughboys girlfriend gets a yeast infection?

Hole wheat.

A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth

The result was soup rising

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What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time?

Make Gingerbread

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?

Gingerbread

I have a hardcore yeast affection.

I love breads and doughs.

What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your Mom used?

The peanut butter was easier to get off the roof of your mouth ...

Yeast joke, What's the difference between your girlfriend's yeast infection and the brand of peanut butter your

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What makes the Pillsbury Doughboy rise every morning?

His girlfriend gave him a yeast infection!

How is Kim Kardashian similar to dough?

Both are very kneady.

Also yeast, lots of yeast.


As a white person... We need more white people jokes. I've got a few here.

What do you call a bunch of White people sitting around watching black people do all the work?

The NBA

What do you call a bunch of White people chasing a black guy through a field?

The PGA

What do you call a White Girl with a yeast infection?

Crackers with Cheese.

What do you call it when a white guy tries to shoot a 3 pointer?

Sad.

Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

What do you call a British woman with a yeast infection?

An English muffin

What are crusty girlfriends good for?

Fermenting yeast!

What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?

They're both inbred.

Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection?

It was bloodcurdling.

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions?

This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar

She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says " what's with the sour puss? "

TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face

whoops wrong scrub

My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven.

Just how I was raised.

And then he turned to the Yeast.

And the good Lord said, "Arise, my son! Arise! And you shall be a meal!"

(45,711)

What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?

Every morning you will rise and shine.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

Flatbread

The Sun is similar to Beer

Sun rises in the east and sets in the west.

Beer rises in yeast and sets in the waist .

What do hillbillies and yeast have in common?

They're both in bred

What do you get if you add yeast to soup?

A souprise

What direction was Kanye West facing when his dough was rising?

Yeast ;D

*cringe*

What direction did the pirate go to get his bread??

Yeast!!

Did you hear about the female soldier who deserted her unit during combat to tend to her yeast infection?

She was sentenced with dishonorable discharge.

Why did the baker raise his voice?

He had a yeast inflection.

I started using kosher yeast in all my baking

Now my bread rises 3 days later

Having a baby in the south is like yeast...

Y'know, cause it's in-bread.

Which direction do fungi travel?

yEAST

Why did the fungi bring beer and bread to the party?

It was the yeast he could do.

What's the difference between a clever midget and a yeast infection?

One's a cunning runt...

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder w/cheese.

What do yeast and West Virginians have in common?

They are both inbread

Stop making ethanol from ethene!

It's the yeast you could do...

The difference between Romanian prostitute and a pizza?

You can get the pizza without the yeast...

What do a pyrotechnician and a women with a yeast infection have in common?

Fire in the hole!

The pillsbury doughboy has died...

Of a yeast infection.

I used to get disgusted by people with skin yeast infections..

But now it's kinda growing on me.

Ever wondered why bread is just like the sun?

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a loaf of bread?

Its called "Beauty and the Yeast"

Just before bed I take a dose of yeast with some Lemon Pledge.

It helps me rise and shine in the morning.

You look like yeast

Inbred

Would Mum and Dad like any of this delicious yeast extract?

Ma might.

I like my women like I like my Matzoh: Unleavened

No Yeast.

How did the flour and the yeast have a baby?

They bread.

My ex-prostitute grandma bakes the best cakes...

She tells me the secret is her homegrown yeast.

What is the most violent part of a loaf of bread?

The middle yeast

Bread is a lot like the sun..

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

How is a redneck like yeast?

They are both inbred

What do you call an Australian girl with a yeast infection?

A blooming onion

Why can't the pilsbury dough boy get a hooker?

They keep getting yeast infections

What do you get when yeast throws the letter s?

Yeat.

What do you have in a room filled with women, half with PMS and the other half with a yeast infection?

A whine and cheese party

Did you hear about the woman who died of a yeast infection?

She was a Jane Dough

Butter makes everything taste better,

But now my girlfriend has a yeast infection.

My coworker asked if I liked bread

Honestly, it's my yeast favourite thing.

What direction did Mr. Bread go?

Yeast.

what did the beer say when he shot a three pointer shot?

YEAST

What do people from Alabama have in common with yeast?

They're both in bread

What did the breadmaker say when throwing out some bread?

Yeast

Baking

Did you hear about the baker who tried to bake bread with out yeast?

..He got naan

What is the wealthy dude who makes bread on YouTube called?

Mr Yeast

The girl and the pastry chefs

There once was a girl who kept being followed by pastry chefs wearing cook hats. After countless days of being followed, she asked her friend if she could tell her why the chefs were following her. The friend replied "you really need to do something about that yeast infection."

Difference between Sun and Bun. Sun rises in the East and sets in the West..........

............Bun rises in Yeast and sets in the Waist.

Why did the girl eat yeast and shoe polish before bed?

She wanted to rise and shine in the morning!

What do you get if you cross shoe polish with yeast?

Loafers that rise and shine

I caught my wife adding yeast to my beloved flatbread recipe;

But I know she's just trying to get a rise out of me

Beer is just like the suns journey.

It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

Yeast is a lot like a hillbilly.

It's in bread

What's the odd one out?

A. Flour
B. Yeast
C. Royalty
D. Meat

D. Meat because it's usually not in bread.

A conversation between a priest and me

Me: So Christ body is bread?

Priest: Yes

Me: It rose from the grave?

Priest: Yes

Me: Because of yeast?

Priest: No

What did the baker say when he got to know his yeast were dying?

Don't go. I knead you

Redheads

What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?



Gingerbread

What do you call a red head with a yeast infection

A ginger bread house

Bread is like the Sun

It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist

Where did the first bakery open?

On the yeast coast.

I just baked some bread for my mom and she said thanks.

I told her it was the *yeast* i could do.

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