Yeast Jokes
127 yeast jokes and hilarious yeast puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yeast that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Yeast Short Jokes
Short yeast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yeast humour may include short fungi jokes also.
- What's an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.
- What's the difference between a clever midget and a yeast infection? One's a cunning runt...
- What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan? The Lower Yeast Side.
- What do you call a red head with a yeast infection A ginger bread house
- I caught my wife adding yeast to my beloved flatbread recipe; But I know she's just trying to get a rise out of me
- What direction did Mr. Bread go? Yeast.
- Butter makes everything taste better, But now my girlfriend has a yeast infection.
- why couldn't the rabbi eat out during passover? His girlfriend had a yeast infection
- A conversation between a priest and me Me: So Christ body is bread?
Priest: Yes
Me: It rose from the grave?
Priest: Yes
Me: Because of yeast?
Priest: No - Beer is just like the suns journey. It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.
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Yeast One Liners
Which yeast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yeast? I can suggest the ones about algae and yogurt.
- Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread? The middle yeast
- Bread is a lot like the sun.. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
- What direction did the pirate go to get his bread?? Yeast!!
- What do people from Alabama have in common with yeast? They're both in bread
- What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder w/cheese.
- Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous? They're in-bread.
- What do you get if you cross shoe polish with yeast? Loafers that rise and shine
- Bread is like the Sun It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
- What do you call a woman with a yeast infection and a sense of humour? A fun-gal.
- Ever wondered why bread is just like the sun? It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
- Having a baby in the south is like yeast... Y'know, cause it's in-bread.
- What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread
- Bread is like Sun rises in yeast and sets in waist
- My coworker asked if I liked bread Honestly, it's my yeast favourite thing.
- A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth The result was soup rising
Yeast Infection Jokes
Here is a list of funny yeast infection jokes and even better yeast infection puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call a super model with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
- Redheads What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?
Gingerbread - What's it called when the Pillsbury doughboys girlfriend gets a yeast infection? Hole wheat.
- What do you call a ginger with a yeast infection? Cinnamon Toast Crunch
- Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling.
- I used to get disgusted by people with skin yeast infections.. But now it's kinda growing on me.
- What do a pyrotechnician and a women with a yeast infection have in common? Fire in the hole!
- Did you hear about the female soldier who deserted her unit during combat to tend to her yeast infection? She was sentenced with dishonorable discharge.
- What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time? Make Gingerbread
- The pillsbury doughboy has died... Of a yeast infection.
Yeast Infections Jokes
Here is a list of funny yeast infections jokes and even better yeast infections puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Flatbread
- TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face whoops wrong scrub
- What makes the Pillsbury Doughboy rise every morning? His girlfriend gave him a yeast infection!
- Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection? She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.
- So I drank Three beers and now it burns when I pee... Do I have a yeast infection?
- Did you hear about the woman who died of a yeast infection? She was a Jane Dough
- What do you call an Australian girl with a yeast infection? A blooming onion
- You know a yeast infection is bad when The doctor prescribes a herbacide.
- What do you call a skinny woman with a yeast infection? Flat bread
- Did you guys hear, the Pillsbury Doughboy passed away. The doctor said he got a bad yeast infection.
Bread Yeast Jokes
Here is a list of funny bread yeast jokes and even better bread yeast puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the odd one out? A. Flour
B. Yeast
C. Royalty
D. Meat
D. Meat because it's usually not in bread. - I just baked some bread for my mom and she said thanks. I told her it was the *yeast* i could do.
- How did the flour and the yeast have a baby? They bread.
- What is the wealthy dude who makes bread on YouTube called? Mr Yeast
- What is the most violent part of a loaf of bread? The middle yeast
- I started using kosher yeast in all my baking Now my bread rises 3 days later
- Baking Did you hear about the baker who tried to bake bread with out yeast?
..He got naan - What did the breadmaker say when throwing out some bread? Yeast
- Why did the fungi bring beer and bread to the party? It was the yeast he could do.
- Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a loaf of bread? Its called "Beauty and the Yeast"
Happy Yeast Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What funny jokes about yeast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bacteria jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yeast pranks.
What do yeast and a r**... have in common?
They're both usually found with beer and i**....
-&y (written by moi)
Ethiopian jokes I've heard from over the years.
What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese
What do you call an Ethiopian with buck teeth?
A rake
What do you call 10 Ethiopians carrying a canoe over their heads?
A comb
What do you call an Ethiopian with a club foot?
A gulf club.
Dough Boy
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.
The f**... was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
Did you hear about the h**... yeast?
It was in bread.....
Why did the plane c**...?
The pilot was a loaf of bread... But how did the plane take off?
Yeast Rises
I have a h**... yeast affection.
I love breads and doughs.
Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?
She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.
How is Kim Kardashian similar to dough?
Both are very kneady.
Also yeast, lots of yeast.
As a white person... We need more white people jokes. I've got a few here.
What do you call a bunch of White people sitting around watching black people do all the work?
The NBA
What do you call a bunch of White people chasing a black guy through a field?
The PGA
What do you call a White Girl with a yeast infection?
Crackers with Cheese.
What do you call it when a white guy tries to shoot a 3 pointer?
Sad.
What does the British monarchy and yeast have in common?
They're both i**....
This girl with a yeast infection walks into a bar
She sits down to order a drink and the bartender walks over and says " what's with the sour p**...? "
My mum fed me yeast and put me in the oven.
Just how I was raised.
And then he turned to the Yeast.
And the good Lord said, "Arise, my son! Arise! And you shall be a meal!"
(45,711)
What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
Every morning you will rise and shine.
The Sun is similar to Beer
Sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
Beer rises in yeast and sets in the waist .
What do h**... and yeast have in common?
They're both in bred
What do you get if you add yeast to soup?
A souprise
What direction was Kanye West facing when his dough was rising?
Yeast ;D
*cringe*
Why did the baker raise his voice?
He had a yeast inflection.
Which direction do fungi travel?
yEAST
What do yeast and West Virginians have in common?
They are both inbread
Stop making ethanol from ethene!
It's the yeast you could do...
The difference between romanian p**... and a pizza?
You can get the pizza without the yeast...
Just before bed I take a dose of yeast with some Lemon Pledge.
It helps me rise and shine in the morning.
You look like yeast
i**...
My ex-p**... grandma bakes the best cakes...
She tells me the secret is her homegrown yeast.
How is a r**... like yeast?
They are both i**...
What do you get when yeast throws the letter s?
Yeat.
what did the beer say when he shot a three pointer shot?
YEAST
The girl and the pastry chefs
There once was a girl who kept being followed by pastry chefs wearing cook hats. After countless days of being followed, she asked her friend if she could tell her why the chefs were following her. The friend replied "you really need to do something about that yeast infection."
Difference between Sun and Bun. Sun rises in the East and sets in the West..........
............Bun rises in Yeast and sets in the Waist.
Why did the girl eat yeast and shoe polish before bed?
She wanted to rise and shine in the morning!
Yeast is a lot like a h**....
It's in bread
What did the baker say when he got to know his yeast were dying?
Don't go. I knead you
Where did the first bakery open?
On the yeast coast.
Did you hear about the exorcist who went to Domino's?
Apparently the pizza dough had the Mark of The Yeast.