Yeast Jokes

• Short Yeast Jokes
• Yeast One Liners
• Yeast Infection Jokes
• Yeast Infections Jokes
• Bread Yeast Jokes
• More Yeast Jokes

Funniest Yeast Short Jokes

Short yeast jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yeast humour may include short fungi jokes also.

1. What's an anorexic with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.
2. What's the difference between a clever midget and a yeast infection? One's a cunning runt...
3. What's a baker's favorite part of Manhattan? The Lower Yeast Side.
4. What do you call a red head with a yeast infection A ginger bread house
5. I caught my wife adding yeast to my beloved flatbread recipe; But I know she's just trying to get a rise out of me
6. What direction did Mr. Bread go? Yeast.
7. Butter makes everything taste better, But now my girlfriend has a yeast infection.
8. why couldn't the rabbi eat out during passover? His girlfriend had a yeast infection
9. A conversation between a priest and me Me: So Christ body is bread?
   Priest: Yes
   Me: It rose from the grave?
   Priest: Yes
   Me: Because of yeast?
   Priest: No
10. Beer is just like the suns journey. It rises in the yeast, and sets in the waist.

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Yeast One Liners

Which yeast one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yeast? I can suggest the ones about algae and yogurt.

1. Where is the most conflict in a loaf of bread? The middle yeast
2. Bread is a lot like the sun.. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.
3. What direction did the pirate go to get his bread?? Yeast!!
4. What do people from Alabama have in common with yeast? They're both in bread
5. What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder w/cheese.
6. Did you know that yeast cells are incestuous? They're in-bread.
7. What do you get if you cross shoe polish with yeast? Loafers that rise and shine
8. Bread is like the Sun It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
9. What do you call a woman with a yeast infection and a sense of humour? A fun-gal.
10. Ever wondered why bread is just like the sun? It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist
11. Having a baby in the south is like yeast... Y'know, cause it's in-bread.
12. What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection? Gingerbread
13. Bread is like Sun rises in yeast and sets in waist
14. My coworker asked if I liked bread Honestly, it's my yeast favourite thing.
15. A chef accidentally put yeast in his broth The result was soup rising

Yeast Infection Jokes

Here is a list of funny yeast infection jokes and even better yeast infection puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a super model with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese
• Redheads What do you call a redhead with a yeast infection?
  Gingerbread
• What's it called when the Pillsbury doughboys girlfriend gets a yeast infection? Hole wheat.
• What do you call a ginger with a yeast infection? Cinnamon Toast Crunch
• Did you see the video of the woman on her period with a yeast infection? It was bloodcurdling.
• I used to get disgusted by people with skin yeast infections.. But now it's kinda growing on me.
• What do a pyrotechnician and a women with a yeast infection have in common? Fire in the hole!
• Did you hear about the female soldier who deserted her unit during combat to tend to her yeast infection? She was sentenced with dishonorable discharge.
• What does a Redhead with a yeast infection like to do in her spare time? Make Gingerbread
• The pillsbury doughboy has died... Of a yeast infection.

Yeast Infections Jokes

Here is a list of funny yeast infections jokes and even better yeast infections puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? Flatbread
• TIFU by rubbing yeast infection cream on my face whoops wrong scrub
• What makes the Pillsbury Doughboy rise every morning? His girlfriend gave him a yeast infection!
• Did you hear about the pregnant redhead with a yeast infection? She just gave birth to a healthy baby gingerbread man.
• So I drank Three beers and now it burns when I pee... Do I have a yeast infection?
• Did you hear about the woman who died of a yeast infection? She was a Jane Dough
• What do you call an Australian girl with a yeast infection? A blooming onion
• You know a yeast infection is bad when The doctor prescribes a herbacide.
• What do you call a skinny woman with a yeast infection? Flat bread
• Did you guys hear, the Pillsbury Doughboy passed away. The doctor said he got a bad yeast infection.

Bread Yeast Jokes

Here is a list of funny bread yeast jokes and even better bread yeast puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the odd one out? A. Flour
  B. Yeast
  C. Royalty
  D. Meat
  D. Meat because it's usually not in bread.
• I just baked some bread for my mom and she said thanks. I told her it was the *yeast* i could do.
• How did the flour and the yeast have a baby? They bread.
• What is the wealthy dude who makes bread on YouTube called? Mr Yeast
• What is the most violent part of a loaf of bread? The middle yeast
• I started using kosher yeast in all my baking Now my bread rises 3 days later
• Baking Did you hear about the baker who tried to bake bread with out yeast?
  ..He got naan
• What did the breadmaker say when throwing out some bread? Yeast
• Why did the fungi bring beer and bread to the party? It was the yeast he could do.
• Did you hear about the new movie in which a beautiful girl falls in love with a loaf of bread? Its called "Beauty and the Yeast"

Happy Yeast Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends

What funny jokes about yeast you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean bacteria jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yeast pranks.