yay Jokes

funny pick up lines and hilarious yay puns

Interviewer: How do you explain the five-year gap on your resume?

Me: Oh, that was when I went to Yale.

Interviwer: Amazing! You're hired.

Me: Yay, I got a yob!

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A man goes into a job interview

A man goes into a job interview, and presents himself well.

The employer is shocked at how professional he is, "Wow, you have an incredible resume, and present yourself fantastically, but you seem to be missing 5 years on this part of your resume. What happened there?"

The man replied "Oh that's when I went to Yale."

The employer is even more impressed. "That's great, you're hired!"

The man is super happy and says "Yay I got a yob!"

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A guy was nailing his interview

A guy was nailing his interview when the employer said "well you look great but I see here there was a 7 year gap since your last job, what happened there?".

The guy says "oh I went to yale".

The employer: "oh great!! Well you're hired, you start monday"

Guy: "Yay! I got a yob!"

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At the job interview

Interviewer: I see here that you had a five-year gap between jobs. Can you please explain it?

Me: Oh that's when I went to Yale.

Interviewer: That is very impressive. You can start tomorrow.

Me: Yay, I got a yob.

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Another interview joke

During a job interview, the interviewer asks, I noticed a 6 year gap in your resume. How do you account for this period of time?

The applicant responds, I went to Yale.

Excited, the interviewer says, Yale?!? You're hired!

The applicant replies, Yay! I got a yob!

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A guy was nailing his interview and the employer said "well application looks great but there's a 7 year gap since your last job, what happened?"

The guy says "oh I went to yale",
The employer: Oh great your hired you start Monday.

Guy: "Yay I got a yob!"

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A man goes to a job interview...

His resume was fantastic and his qualities was perfect for the company. The interviewers were impressed.

"You are a strong candidate, and we would like to hire you. However, there's this 5 years gap in your resume. What were you doing during that time?"

"I went to Yale"

"Wow great! You're hired"

"Yay, I got a yob!"

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The three wishes

Genie: you have three wishes

me: make math go away

Genie: ok, that one's on the house

me: yay, so I still get three wishes?

Genie: huh?

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I just love this Amazon echo's capability

I set it up today and said Make my day and got a list of Clint Eastwood movies

Then I said yippie Kay yay and got a list of Bruce Willis movies

Just then my neighborhood kids were running and screaming outside the house

I muttered Fucking kids

And a bunch of Asia Argento movies appeared..

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What noise does a ceiling fan make?

GO CEILING!!! WHOOOHOOO!!!! YOUR NUMBER ONE!! YAY, CEILING RULES!!!

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Yay for bar jokes!

A bartender is bored at work, as it is a slow night. There are far fewer customers than usual, and he still has another two hours before close. One of his patrons is quite drunk, but running low on money. The drunk man says "Hey barkeep! If you give me a free drink, I will recite all 50 states backwards alphabetically." The bartender thinks for a bit, but submits to the drunk's request due to boredom. Sure enough, the drunk chugs down the beer and flawlessly recites all fifty states backwards alphabetically.

The bartender is quite impressed. The drunk then makes a wild claim that he can whistle dixie with his asshole. In complete disbelief, the bartender tells him that he will give him two drinks if he can do it. The drunk agrees, jumps up on the bar, pulls down his pants, and takes a huge shit all over the bar. The bartender yells out "What the fuck man?!? I thought you said you were going to wistle dixie with your ass! Not take a shit on my bar!"

The drunk replies "Well shit man, even Bing Crosby needs to clear his throat!"

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A doctor is talking to a patient.

P: Am I going to be okay?

D: You're as healthy as a horse-

P: YAY!

D: -with cancer.

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A fun joke to tell your friends.

This joke is pretty fun to tell, but you need a friend to make it work.

You: A class went on a field trip to the zoo. The teacher stopped by the gorilla cage and said "Can anyone tell me what animal this is?" the retarded kid raised his hand and said "It's a gorilla." Everyone said "Yay for the little retarded kid!" They continue and the teacher stops by the flamingos and asks the same question. The retarded kid raised his hand and said "They're flamingos!" everyone said "Yay for the little retarded kid!" They stopped at another pen with white and striped horses in it. They're white, and they have black stripes... I can't remember what they are. (Act like you really don't know)

Your friend: Zebra.

You: *claps* Yay for the little retarded kid!

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This new amazon echo is really amazing

I set it up today and said Make my day and got a list of Clint Eastwood movies

Then I said yippie Kay yay and got a list of Bruce Willis movies

Just then my neighborhood kids were running and screaming outside the house

I muttered Fucking kids

And a bunch of Kevin spacey movies appeared

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Why does the Pope keep his underwear on while bathing?

Because he doesn't like looking down on the unemployed.


First to ever post this joke here, yay!

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A psychiatrist is checking on his patients

He enters the room full of his insane patients, he finds them all jumping together and saying "yay we're popcorn!!"

He finds one patient sitting on the ground by himself. "You seem sane." He says to the patient.

The patient replies "No, i sticked to the pot"

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How not to forget your girlfriend's birthday gift. Ever.

BF: Babe, look what I have got you! Spotify premium, now you can listen to our favourite love songs, anywhere, anytime, without ads!

GF: Yay! Is it for my birthday this year ?

BF: No, it's for your birthday every year!

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some knock knock jokes my daughter told me on the way home from school

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Banana skin."
"Banana skin, who?"
"Yay! Someone slipped on me! You know, *because people slip on banana skins*."

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Toilet paper."
"Toilet paper, who?"
"Noooo! Don't wipe me on your droopy bottom!"

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"Garbage."
"Garbage, who?"
"You won't get me clean! I like being smelly!"

"Knock, knock."
"Who's there?"
"House."
"House, who?"
"I'm going to chomp you up! Into teeny, tiny pieces! ***because I'm an evil house***"

I don't think she quite grasps how knock knock jokes are supposed to work.

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Are you guys watching the Kentucky Derby?

Yay or neigh?

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What's the most exciting height to be?

Yay high.


: ^)

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So I was sitting in divorce court...

and I realized: its a shame a family can be torn apart by something as simple as a pack of rabid wolves.


Yay Jack Handy.

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We all know a pirate's favorite letter(s), but what's a Spaniard's favorite letter?

It's n, yay!

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OC from my 13 year old: I heard the quality of the pastries in New Orleans has gone down.

They've been yay before, but not anymore.

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a horse walks into a bar

the bartender says "we don't serve horses here"

the horse replied, I am not a horse.

the bartender said "ok are you a horse? yay or neigh?"

the horse said "fuck you joe"

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Call me the 7th noble gas.

Cuz I'm Og.

(yay for the completion of the 7th row of the periodic table!)

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A family is paying the bill at the restaurant...

Mother: "Can you pack the leftovers for our dog?"
Waiter: "Sure."
Kids: "Yay, mom's gonna buy us a dog."

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Did you hear about that new, bad pizza joint?

Yay, they're getting critically panned by reviewers.

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Javier became a drug dealer.

He now goes by the street name "Have Yay".

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Are you a horse?

Yay or neigh?

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What did the Blond say when she open a Box of Cheerios?

Oh Yay, Donut Seeds

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What do you call a Mexican who's a little bit crazy?

*Un poco loco!*

(Yay, Spanish 1 student ;D)

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What did Jesus say when he got skis for present?

"Yay, skis!"

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Why is it so hard to convict horse rapists?

Because sometimes neigh means yay.

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Either you're happy or you're riding a horse.

Yay or neigh?

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Another terrible joke I made up, yay or nay?

What cologne do dummys were?

O DeCoy...

Sounded funnier in my head

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What are the most funny Yay jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Yay? Well, here are the best Yay dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Yay pick up lines to share with friends.

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