Yawns Jokes
5 yawns jokes and hilarious yawns puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yawns that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Ain't therapy great?
He yawns, but doesn't seem bored,
If you think of his bill, you are poor,
If you're feeling blue,
and want to get s**...,
"The r**..." -it's there on his door.
A Mexican bear walks into a bar
He stretches, yawns, then says "Oso tired"
Spike from the Land Before Time movies is the best character ever!
Literally in the first 30 seconds after hatching he yawns, eats an entire bush, and takes a nap, he's like me on valentines day.
He who wakes up early,
yawns all day long.
Can anyone use the word "contagious" in a sentence?
Julia raises her hand. Yes, Julia? She answers, I was at the dentist's office with my mom, and she said not to play with the toys in the waiting room because the other kids were contagious.
Very good, Julia! the teacher said, Anyone else want to try? Shazza raises her hand. Yes, Shazza? She answers, My dad tells me not to yawn because then everybody else yawns. He says yawning is contagious.
Excellent work, Shazza! Very creative, the teacher praises. Okay, one more volunteer. Bruce raises his hand. Yes, Bruce?
Well, he says, I was helping my dad in the yard last week, and we saw the neighbor painting his house. He was using a small brush, so I asked my dad, 'Daddy, why is he using such a small brush?' and he says, 'I don't know son, but it's gonna take that contagious.'
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