Yawn Jokes
10 yawn jokes and hilarious yawn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yawn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Comical Yawn Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What is a good yawn joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Wife: "When I was talking to you, I saw you yawn 5 times. Am I boring you?"
Me: "I wasn't yawning. They were unsuccessful attempts to speak. "
What's a tired dragon's favorite steak?
Flaming yawn
What did the tired dragon make for dinner?
Flamin yawn.
Do you know what's at stake for the tired dragon?
Flaming yawn.
What is a sleepy dragon's favorite steak?
Flamin' yawn.
What cut of steak does a fire breather prefer?
Flaming yawn
Someone once tried to tell me a really boring joke about chicken seasoning
I just said "Boo! Yawn!"
Your eyes water when you yawn,
Because you miss your bed and it makes you sad.
o**... Misgivings
Q: How can you tell if your date really digs o**... s**...?
A: She hikes up her skirt every time you yawn.
You Might Be an Engineer If...
*You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they didn't get enough sleep.*
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