The Best 10 Yarn Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yarn jokes. There are some yarn thread jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yarn linen puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Yarn Jokes and Puns

James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview...

James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview,

"Well Mr Bond we have two positions we can offer you, one is giving lectures to children on the benefits of a career in military intelligence, and the other is in the fabric staining department of a yarn mill. "

"Do you expect me to talk? "

"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dye. "

I don't like Muslin Afghans and think people should stone them.

A good stonewash can make muslin fabric softer and more flexible which is better suited for afghans and blankets in general, otherwise just go with a soft acrylic yarn.

I just perfected the art of turning yarn into alcohol!

I knit you shot.

Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn?

She had a litter of mittens.

Grandma said I she'd knit whatever I want if I pick the yarn...

So I bought her some steel wool and asked her to knit me a car


What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up.

"Ball up..."

I need new pals. So I was at my locker before class with all the stuff I like in front of me, attached to yarn. "What're you doing?" asks the Principal. "Fishing for a new friend group. This is stuff Im into they may like." I said. "You cant leave this stuff laying here." He says. So I say "Why..."

It's just clique bate.

Why do the people of Pern make all their cloth out of yarn?

Because they're afraid of Thread!

my cat ate some yarn today, we are all worried he might get sick

His stomach's in knots

My grandma made a sweater with glitter yarn

It was pretty knit

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the yarn crochet jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working yarn knit piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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