Yarn Jokes
8 yarn jokes and hilarious yarn puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yarn that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a good laugh? Check out our collection of jokes about yarn. We have yarn puns, jokes about sweaters, and jokes about weaving and thread. Read through these hilarious yarn jokes and you'll be sure to find a few that will make you chuckle.
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Howlingly Hilarious Yarn Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
What is a good yarn joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview...
James Bond hits upon hard times and finds himself facing a job seeker interview,
"Well Mr Bond we have two positions we can offer you, one is giving lectures to children on the benefits of a career in military intelligence, and the other is in the fabric staining department of a yarn mill. "
"Do you expect me to talk? "
"No, Mr Bond, I expect you to dye. "
I don't like Muslin Afghans and think people should stone them.
A good stonewash can make muslin fabric softer and more flexible which is better suited for afghans and blankets in general, otherwise just go with a soft acrylic yarn.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a ball of yarn?
She had a litter of mittens.
I just perfected the art of turning yarn into alcohol!
I knit you shot.
Grandma said I she'd knit whatever I want if I pick the yarn...
So I bought her some steel wool and asked her to knit me a car
What did one strand of yarn say to the other?
I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up.
"Ball up..."
I need new pals. So I was at my locker before class with all the stuff I like in front of me, attached to yarn. "What're you doing?" asks the Principal. "Fishing for a new friend group. This is stuff Im into they may like." I said. "You cant leave this stuff laying here." He says. So I say "Why..."
It's just clique bate.
my cat ate some yarn today, we are all worried he might get sick
His stomach's in knots
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