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A pirate walks into a bar...

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender looks at the steering wheel and asks, "Doesn't that bother you?" The pirate responds, "Yar it's driving me nuts."

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.

The bartender asks, "Hey, buddy, doesn't that bother you?"

The pirate says, "Yar, it's drivin' me nuts."

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A pirate walks into a bar...

...with a steering wheel mounted on his crotch.

He says to the bartender "Yar, I'll get me a rum."

The bartender says "Okay buddy. But first you gotta tell me... what's with the steering wheel on your crotch?"

The pirate says "I don't know, but it's drivin' me nuts!"

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A pirate walks into McDonalds.

This pirate has a steering wheel between his legs, but doesn't seem to notice. As he places his order, the employee at the register keeps glancing at it awkwardly. Finally, as the pirate finishes ordering, the employee says "Sir, are you aware there's a steering wheel between your legs?" The pirate looks at it and goes "Yar. It be driving me nuts."

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants.

The bartender looks at him for a second and says "Alright. I'll ask. What's with the steering wheel?"
The pirate says "YAR! It be drivin' me nuts!"

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A pirate walks into a bar

A pirate walks into a bar with a ship's steering wheel attached to his crotch. The bartender asks "Doesn't that hurt?" The pirate replies, "Yar, it's driving me nuts!"

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Yar, what be a pirates least favourite body type?

It s'curvy!

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A pirate walks into a bar...

with a parrot on his shoulder and steering wheel in his pants. He walks up to the bartender and the bartender says,
"Hey, you know you've got a steering wheel in your pants, right?"
The pirate replies, "Yar, it's driving me nuts!"

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Pirate ship

Why did the pirate carve a topless mermaid into the front of his ship?

Yar, cause wouldn't it be loverly

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Yar, I wound up a toy car and put it down me pants.

It's driving me nuts.

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What does a pirate soldier say when he gets kicked in the groin?

Yar, medic!

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What are the most funny Yar jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Yar? Well, here are the best Yar dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Yar pick up lines to share with friends.

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