Yanks Jokes
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Some y**... had the audacity to say us Texans were dumb for not having Snow Tires. Bless their heart.
We may not have as much experience as y'all Yanks when it comes to snow, but after tinkering with it a couple minutes I think all of us Texans can agree to try and make a tire out of snow is a pretty dumb idea.
We'll keep our tires made of rubber, thanks.
This 4th of July it's important to remember that calling all Americans "Yanks" is a racist stereotype.
We have r**... and h**... too!
Something stinks on my flight
I can't find it. I know I'm not the only one. Everybody around me has scrunched up faces. Someone hit the flight attendant button. The flight attendant notices quickly as well, and begins searching for the source. She starts ripping open the overhead storage bins, smelling each one cautiously. With a wretch, she grabs one case from above, yanks it to the ground and opens it to find a dead rabbit. The owner immediately jumps up and tells, "Hey, that's my carrion!"
What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan?
One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams?
yanks and the expos
I saw a bumper sticker from a NY Mets fan that said Eat, Mets, Sleep Repeat ...
..I'm not sure as a Yanks fan I could put that on bumpers sticker on my car.
I was watching a movie where the acting was so bad
that it turned into a football (soccer to us yanks) game.
Plane Related Joke
I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out "Hi Jack!" And six Yanks s**... themselves.
Living in the south
when living in south Florida, where there are so many yanks and Canadians, the only way to get to the south is go NORTH.
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