Yankees Jokes

Funniest Yankees Short Jokes

Short yankees jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yankees humour may include short stadium jokes also.

1. I was visiting NYC for the first time when a black guy walked up to me and asked if the Yankees won I said, "yeah man, you're free!"
2. So this black guys stopped me on the subway and asked "did the Yankees win?" I looked him in the eye and said "Yes, it's ok, you're free now"
3. I was walking through Times Square the other day when a black guy came up to me and asked if the Yankees had won... ...So I said, "Yeah! You're free!!"
4. My Uncle said this now that there are two popes Two popes walk into a bar with Yankee caps on.
   The bartender says, "Didn't you guys use to be Cardinals?"
5. I was in NYC and a black guy asked me if the Yankees won. I replied, "Yeah, man, you're free."
6. I was walking down the street one day in New York City when I was approached by a black guy. He asked me "Did the Yankees Win?" I said "Well yeah, you're free"
7. Sing to the tune of "Yankee Doodle"... Helen Keller went to town,
   A-ridin' on a pony,
   Stuck a feather in her hat
   and called it "Hunngunnggunufffungg"
8. What's the difference between a Yankee zoo and a Southern zoo? The Yankee zoo will have the name of the animal and its Latin name. The Southern zoo will have the name of the animal and a recipe.
9. How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
10. I was looking up some baseball history, *I mean, if you know - you know* ..
    But the best way to describe the lineup of the 1935 New York Yankees in one word is, 'ruthless'.

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Yankees One Liners

Which yankees one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yankees? I can suggest the ones about arsenal and patriots.

1. The New York Yankees Officially Sign Adrian Peterson They needed a good switch hitter.
2. What do you call an American Drawing? A Yankee Doodle.
3. What does a patriotic chicken say? Yankee doodle doo!
   I'll see myself out
4. New York Yankees sign Adrian Peterson They were looking for a good switch hitter
5. Who holds the record for most saves at Yankee Stadium? Billy Graham
6. What's the name of the hat Jewish people are always seen wearing? Oh yeah a Yankees hat.
7. What does a patriotic chicken say? Yankee doodle doo!
   (so sorry)
8. Where does Yankees pitcher Luis Cessa swim? In the Cessa pool.
9. I got fired from Yankee candle factory because I refused to work wick ends!
10. What is Daddy Yankee's favorite outfit? Rompers, rompers, rompers
11. What did Daddy Yankee order at the Italian restaurant? Reggaetoni!
12. What costs more to put holes in than anything else? The Yankees' lineup!
13. What is the definition of a Yankee? Same as a q**... but you do it yourself.
14. What's a Yankee? It's like a q**... except you do it yourself.
15. What's the definition of a Yankee? It's like a q**..., but you do it to yourself.

York Yankees Jokes

Here is a list of funny york yankees jokes and even better york yankees puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was walking down the street in New York yesterday, when a black guy asked me if the Yankees won... I replied, "Yeah man, you're free."
• I was in New York City last week and a black man approached me to ask if the Yankees had won I said, "Yeah man, you're free!"
• If people from Texas are called Texans and people from New York are called Yankees, What are people from Alabama called? Inbreds.
  (First original joke, how'd I do?)

Yankees Baseball Jokes

Here is a list of funny yankees baseball jokes and even better yankees baseball puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• For all the baseball fans.. How does a Yankee fan change a lightbulb?
  They don't. They just talk about how great the past 27 were.

Comical Yankees Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What funny jokes about yankees you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean league jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yankees pranks.