Yank Jokes
24 yank jokes and hilarious yank puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yank that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Yank Short Jokes
Short yank jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yank humour may include short yoke jokes also.
- What is the difference between a dentist and a New York baseball fan? One yanks for the roots, the other roots for the Yanks.
- I saw a bumper sticker from a NY Mets fan that said Eat, Mets, Sleep Repeat ... ..I'm not sure as a Yanks fan I could put that on bumpers sticker on my car.
- I was watching a movie where the acting was so bad that it turned into a football (soccer to us yanks) game.
- An upcoming Racer is hesitating on his new career... so he yanked out his side mirrors because he didn't want to look back.
- Living in the south when living in south Florida, where there are so many yanks and Canadians, the only way to get to the south is go NORTH.
- This 4th of July it's important to remember that calling all Americans "Yanks" is a racist stereotype. We have r**... and h**... too!
- Police and Security companies are using fake hornets' nests to hide cameras. So if you see one, y**... the s**... down!
- Plane Related Joke I flew TransAtlantic last month. I couldn't believe it when I saw my old mate Jack on the same flight. I shouted out "Hi Jack!" And six Yanks s**... themselves.
- If one more y**... asks me what a Scotsman wears under the kilt. If one more y**... asks me what a Scotsman wears under the kilt. They'll be told...
Your mothers lipstick! - An aussie, y**... and rusky walk into a bar... The council finally removed it after the third lawsuit
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Yank One Liners
Which yank one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yank? I can suggest the ones about hank and yolk.
- what are pee wee herman's favorite baseball teams? yanks and the expos
- How many hairs get yanked out every time I get a bikini line wax job? Like, a Brazilian.
- A woman on her period is like a chainsaw y**... on the string and she'll make alot of noise
- What do you call a crazy person in a British supermarket? InSanesBury. Yes, I am a y**....
- They say a BJ is better than a y**... . But I'm not a big baseball fan, so I wouldn't know
Cheeky Yank Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about yank you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean sank jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yank pranks.
Some y**... had the audacity to say us Texans were dumb for not having Snow Tires. Bless their heart.
We may not have as much experience as y'all Yanks when it comes to snow, but after tinkering with it a couple minutes I think all of us Texans can agree to try and make a tire out of snow is a pretty dumb idea.
We'll keep our tires made of rubber, thanks.
An American walks into an Irish pub
An Irishman yells, "Oi, y**...! Are you Catholic or are you Protestant?"
"Err... I'm atheist," the tourist says awkwardly.
"Ahh, but which one don't you believe in?"
Still the best blonde joke to date..
A brunette, a redhead, and a blond escape a burning building by
climbing to the roof. The firemen are on the street below,
holding a blanket for them to jump into.
The firemen yell to the brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only
chance to survive!"
The brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen y**... the blanket
away. The brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.
"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the redhead.
"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the redhead.
"No! It's brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with redheads!"
"OK" says the redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen y**... the
blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like a pancake.
Only the blonde remains on top of the building. Again, the
firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"
"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the blonde.
"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"
"Look," the blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me
that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you
to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it..."
What's a Yankee?
It's like a q**... except you do it yourself.
How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.
The Texan and the Yankee
A Texan and a y**... are walking on a beach when they come across a genie's lamp. The genie promises to grant them each a single wish. The Texan thinks and says "I want a wall two miles high and two miles deep around Texas. Nothing can get in and nothing can get out." The y**... asks the genie, "so nothing can get in or out?" "Yes," says the genie, "two miles high it stands and two miles deep."
"Fill it."
Yankee candle, known for its fragranced candle line of products has revealed it is making an odourless candle for the first time ever
It makes no scents
What's a Yankee?
The same as a q**..., only you do it yourself.
Yankee Doodle can use other names too
Helen Keller went to town while riding on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it 'UGLABERPL'
Adolf h**... went to town while riding on a pony, when someone stuck a feather in his hat, he threw it on the ground and screamed 'NIEN!'
The Japanese Prime Minister formally protested after meeting Trump at the White House
Mr Trump treated Shinzo Abe to his trademark greeting, involving a muscular grasping of the hand and the subsequent pulling of the recipient towards him in a dominant way.
Mr Abe said, "What an awful y**.... And I didn't like the handshake either."
What is a yankee?
It's a q**... but by yourself.
An American walks into an Irish bar
he says " I'm from Texas and challenge any Pom to a drinking challenge. 10 drinks in 10 minutes you win 100 pounds!"
p**... yells "I'll take you on!" , and runs out of the bar. No one challenges the y**... for 20 minutes until p**... comes back in the door panting.
y**... says "where the h**... were you?"
p**... says " I ran to the bar down the the road to see if I could do it.
Yankee doodle keep it up, Yankee doodle dandy...
Yankee doodle went to town and got himself a handy.
Where does Yankees pitcher Luis Cessa swim?
In the Cessa pool.
