Yam Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

What do a hot potato and a thrown pig have in common?

One is a heated yam, and the other is a yeeted ham.

What's the difference between a warm yam and a thrown pig?

One is a heated yam, the other is a yeeted ham.

An Old Jamaican man lived alone in the country...

He wanted to dig his Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden, but it was very hard work as the ground was hard.

His only son, Vincent, who used to help him, was in prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament:

Dear Vincent, I am feeling pretty badly because it looks like I won't be able to plant my Yellow Yam and Sweet Potato Garden this year. I'm just getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. I know if you were here my troubles would be over. I know you would be happy to dig the plot for me....Love, Dad

A few days later he received a letter from his son:

Dear Dad, Don't dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.

Love, Vinnie

At 4 a.m. The next morning, FBI agents and local police arrived and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. That same day the old man received another letter from his son:

Dear Dad, Go ahead and plant the Yams and Potatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.

When and why did the yam farmer get up?

For a yam.

What do you call a stolen yam?

A hot potato.

If you can say these four words very fast without getting tongue tied, you're a genius.

1) Eye
2) Yam
3) Stew
4) Peed

Some people tell me that I'm too sweet to be a potato...

But I just can't help it, I yam what I yam.

Why didn't the yam go to the Australian Open?

Because he wasn't a commontator

A potato asks a sweet potato

What's the deal with you being orange?

The sweet potato replies I yam what I yam.

Sweet Potato Philosophy

"I think therefore I yam."

What did the first vegetable say when asked to prove its sentience?

I think therefore I yam.

What are the funniest yam jokes of all time?

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