Yale Jokes
38 yale jokes and hilarious yale puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yale that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Whether you're a Harvard fan, a Simpsons fan, or simply looking for a good laugh, this article explores the world of Yale jokes, from admissions to gynecology. Discover why Yale usually gets the last laugh.
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Funniest Yale Short Jokes
Short yale jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yale humour may include short grad jokes also.
- Interviewer: Can you explain these 4 jobless years in your resume? Applicant: That's when I went to Yale. Interviewer: Impressive! You are hired!
Applicant: Thanks, I really need this yob. - What do a Harvard lawyer and a Yale lawyer have in common? They both got accepted to Yale.
- Yale is rescinding Bill Cosby's honorary degree. He still has his Doctorate of Applied Pharmaceuticals to fall back on.
- So, I ended up in a Swedish prison. Turns out I should ignore Swedish benefactors who want to send me to Yale.
- Why did Blacula get kicked out of a Yale Halloween party? The party was for "Wights only."
- When I'm arguing with a professor... When I'm arguing with a professor, I don't scream. I Yale.
- There was a young barmaid from Yale.. On whose bust was written the prices of ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was exactly the same, but in braille.
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Yale One Liners
Which yale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yale? I can suggest the ones about semester and campus.
- What do a Harvard student and Yale student have in common? Both got into Yale.
- "What school did you go to?" "Yale" "Okay, WHAT SCHOOL DID YOU GO TO?"
- Oh! So you were in Yale? Oh! So you were in Yale?
Yes.
When?
Yuly 1997 to Yune 1999! - What's the #1 university for the hearing impaired? Yale.
- If Lil Jon went to college, where would he go? Yale
- What happened to the rich white boy who molested somebody? He went to Yale.
- What 11 letter word does every Yale graduate spell incorrectly? I n c o r r e c t l y
Uproarious Yale Jokes to Have a Laugh Out Loud Good Time
What funny jokes about yale you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean college jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yale pranks.
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National Poetry Contest - Timbuktu
For the record, this is not my joke. I heard somebody tell it then found it online.
" The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semifinalists: a Yale graduate and a r**... from Wyoming. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was "Timbuktu".
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. He stepped to the microphone and said:
Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked a lonely caravan.
Men on camels, two by two
Destination---Timbuktu.
The crowd went crazy! No way could the r**... top that, they thought. The r**... calmly made his way to the microphone and recited:
Me and Tim a-huntin went,
Met three w**... in a pop up tent.
They was three, and we was two,
So I bucked one, and Timbuktu.
The r**... won hands down!
A Texan went to an ivy league party on the East coast...
...and there's this group of fancy ladies standing around.
"Howdy," he said. "Which school did y'all go to?"
"Oh... Yale," one of them replied daintily.
'WHICH SCHOOL DID Y'ALL GO TO?!"
A man walks into a job interview...
He sits down on a chair, and the interviewer starts questioning him.
"So son, where did you receive your education?"
The man replied "Yale".
The interviewer, pleasantly surprised, says "Yale? Hard to believe you went to Yale to become a janitor. So what's your name?"
The man replied "Yack Yackson".
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Where y'all from?
A r**... is walking on the beach.
He comes across two beautiful college girls.
The r**... says, "Hey, where y'all from?"
The two girls reply, "Yale."
The r**... then yells, "HEY, WHERE Y'ALL FROM!?"
Job interview
Interviewer: So tell me, what education have you received in all of your past?
Candidate: Well I went to Yale for 4 years.
Interviewer: Yale?! Oh that's great! You've got the job! Just tell me again, what's your name?
Candidate: Yhonny Yohnson!
How many Yale students does it take to change a lightbulb?
*One to hold the bulb up to the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them, three to scream at the circuit breaker and belittle it for controlling power, and eight others to console the first four while they tweet about how problematic this traumatic experience has been for everyone.*
A guy was nailing his interview and the employer said "well application looks great but there's a 7 year gap since your last job, what happened?"
The guy says "oh I went to yale",
The employer: Oh great your hired you start Monday.
Guy: "Yay I got a yob!"
Alabama college kid visiting Boston
So this Alabama Crimson Tide football player is visiting Boston. He's at a party and sees this pretty blonde girl, want to chat her up.
Goes over and says "What college does you go to?" She's not impressed by his down south accent and general rural hick ways, so she says "Yale." and looks away.
He lean over to her ear and says "WHAT COLLEGE DOES YOU GO TO?"
Another interview joke
During a job interview, the interviewer asks, I noticed a 6 year gap in your resume. How do you account for this period of time?
The applicant responds, I went to Yale.
Excited, the interviewer says, Yale?!? You're hired!
The applicant replies, Yay! I got a yob!
The Interview
A man goes into an office for an interview.
He sits down on the opposite side of the table of his interviewer.
*couple hours later*
Interviewer: Hey, everything looks great and you seem like the right person for the job. I just have one more question, it seems that you were unemployed for 4 years. May I ask why?
Man: Oh, I just was going to Yale.
Impressed, the interviewer hires him on the spot and sends him on his way.
However, right before the man leaves, he calls his wife and says:
Honey, I did it! I got the yob!
A man was being interviewed at a job interview...
...and the interviewer was thoroughly impressed.
The man was eloquent in speaking and seemed highly fit for the job.
However, one question lingered in the interviewer's mind...
So you seem very skilled and fit for the job. However, I have one question, why were you unemployed for 4 years?
The man replies:
Oh, I was in Yale.
The interviewer, impressed by the man being able to be enrolled in such an exclusive school, hires him on the spot.
The man, overcome with joy, whips out his phone and calls his wife and shouts:
Honey, I did it! I got the yob!
How do you know someone went to Harvard?
They won't stop talking about how they went to Harvard.
How do you know someone went to Yale?
They won't stop talking about how they got rejected by Harvard.
An Auburn fan walks into a bar
and sees a group of pretty ladies. He walks up and asks, where do yew ladies go to school . The women reply, Yale . The Auburn fan then says, WHERE DO YOU LADIES GO TO SCHOOL!!! ...
Yale educated
The bank manager noticed the new clerk was not good at counting money and adding up figures.
"Where did you get your financial education?" he asked.
"Yale," replied the lad.
"And what's your name?" barked the manager.
"Yim Yohnston," he replied.
As an Australian student coming to America to study, I found it hard to get through customs...
"G'day, I'm here to study at uni."
"Which university are you going to, son?
"Yale, mate"
"I SAID WHICH UNIVERSITY ARE YOU GOING TO, SON?!?!"
A woman from Connecticut goes on a business trip to Arkansas...
...and, her meeting over and business concluded, she goes to the hotel bar to enjoy a quiet drink.
The bartender, hearing her order, says "Yew shore talk purty. Whar did yew go to school?"
Smiling slightly, the lady says "Yale."
Bartender draws a deep breath and says "YEW SHORE TALK PURTY. WHAR DID YEW GO TO SCHOOL?"
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A swedish man shows up to a job interview
The interviewer says, "Mr. Gustafson, could you explain the 4 year gap in your resume?"
"I went to Yale", he replied.
"Outstanding! What did you go to Yale for?"
"Yacking off in the library"
