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Yakuza Jokes

7 yakuza jokes and hilarious yakuza puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yakuza that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good yakuza joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I wanted to join the Yakuza, but I got it mixed it up with Jacuzzi .

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

I once mixed up the words Yakuza and Jacuzzi.

Now I'm in hot water with the japanese mafia.

Why do Yakuza swear a loyalty oath?

Because they can't do pinky promises.

I keep getting the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" mixed up.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia!

I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up yesterday.

...now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

I keep getting the words "Yakuza" and Jakuzzi" mixed up.

Now I'm in real hot water with some Japanese gangsters.

I've made a huge mistake.

I've mixed up the words Jacuzzi and Yakuza.
Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia

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