The Best 11 Yakuza Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Yakuza jokes. There are some yakuza akira jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these yakuza gangland puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Yakuza Jokes and Puns

I once mixed up the words Yakuza and Jacuzzi.

Now I'm in hot water with the japanese mafia.

Why do Yakuza swear a loyalty oath?

Because they can't do pinky promises.

I keep getting the words "jacuzzi" and "yakuza" mixed up.

Now I'm in hot water with the Japanese Mafia!

I got the words "Jacuzzi" and "Yakuza" mixed up yesterday. I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia.

I keep getting the words "Yakuza" and Jakuzzi" mixed up.

Now I'm in real hot water with some Japanese gangsters.

i keep confusing "jacuzzi" and "Yakuza"

and now I'm in hot water with the Japanese mafia

What do you get when you cross the Russian mafia and the Yakuza?


What do you get when you cross the Mafia and the Yakuza?

Your entire family murdered.

The Yakuza doesn't do drive-bys

They do Hari-Kari Outs.

What does a yakuza do to relax ?

he goes in a yacuzzi

How do you join the Origami Yakuza?

Convince someone to bring you into the fold.

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the yakuza conserve jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working yakuza expressions piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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