Yahweh Jokes
42 yahweh jokes and hilarious yahweh puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about yahweh that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Yahweh Short Jokes
Short yahweh jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The yahweh humour may include short savior jokes also.
- I told my buddy that jewish people call god by a different name He was like, "No way!"
I was like, "Yahweh" - I told my friend that Jewish people call God by a different name. He said, "No way!", to which I replied, "Yahweh".
- A Jewish man was talking to a Hindu man Jew: Yeah, so in my religion we only believe in one God.
hindu: No way!
Jew: Yahweh - There's a new burger chain that's going after Burger King… To one up Burger King they called their new restaurants Burger God.
Their slogan is Have it Yahweh - Two surfer dudes are sitting in church One turns to the other and says, "DUDE! Did you know God has a name?"
"Dude, NO WAY!!!"
"Yahweh!" - I'm an atheist but… If I found out God was real I'd be like No way . And then God would be like Yahweh
- Jesus sits down at the Last Supper with his disciples. He rises and addresses them: "I'm the son of God."
"No way!" they say.
"Yahweh." - Moses came down Moses came down from Mount Sinai and announced to the people, "I just got done speaking with God." "No way!" the townspeople shouted. "Yahweh."
- Two stoners are talking about religion, "Dude. Did you know that like, uh, God, he has a name?" The other replies, "Really dude? No way!" The first answers, "Yahweh!"
- Jesus was talking with the 12 apostles.. He said Hey Guys, I can walk on water!
They responded No way
And he said back Yahweh!
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Yahweh One Liners
Which yahweh one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with yahweh? I can suggest the ones about forgiveness and convert.
- How do you measure the mass of God? Yahweh it of course.
- I told my friend that I talked to God. He said, "Pfft...No way."
I said "Yahweh." - "Did you know that there's another, Hebrew name for God?" "No way!"
"Yahweh." - Is there a god? 1. No way
2. Yahweh - What do you believe in? I believe in God
No way!
Yahweh. - What is the slogan for Burger King in Israel? Have it Yahweh
- I said I was the son of God They said No way!
I said Yahweh! - Yahweh's Favorite song Jealous guy
- As a Jew I told my pagan friend that I only had one God. Him: No way
Me: Yahweh! - Didn't know so many Hispanic guys were Jewish But I keep hearing them say Yahweh
- How do you find out how heavy God is? Yahweh him.
- When Jesus rose from the dead, everyone said No way Jesus responded Yahweh
- Jesus to the Jews: I am the son of God.
Jews: No way...
Jesus: Yahweh. - What's the slogan of Jewish proselytizers? Yahweh or the highway.
- Guys I met God today! "No way?!"
Yahweh.
Howlingly Hilarious Yahweh Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about yahweh you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean lord jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make yahweh pranks.
A Jehovah's Witness knocks on a Jew's door.
Jew: "Can I help you?"
Witness: "Hello sir, I'm here to tell you about the great Lord Jehovah!"
Jew: "Is that what you call him? You know, we have a name for him too..."
Witness: "No way?!"
Jew: "Yahweh."
Joseph decides it's time to tell Jesus the truth....
Since Jesus is a teenager, Joseph thinks he can handle it. He tells Jesus that he's not really his father, in a technical sense.
Jesus is incredulous. He can't believe it. He asks who his father really is.
Joseph explains to Jesus that he's the son of god. Jesus can't even comprehend this. He can only manage to stammer out "No way"
Joseph looks at him and says "Yahweh..."
A man invites his Jewish friend out for lunch
Upon arriving at the restaurant, his friend says "I'm not sure I can eat here. Is Burger King kosher?" The man waved his hand dismissively and says "Don't worry, it's Burger King: Have it Yahweh."
I asked my very religious mother for the new iPhone...
And she said she'd get me a smartphone, but I had a choice. If I start going to church, I would get the iPhone I wanted. If I didn't go to church, I would get a c**... low end android.
She said it was Yahweh or the Huawei.
Some high schoolers are on the playground.
A new kid walks up. They say whats your name? He says God. They say "NO way!!! He says Yahweh
Bad religious joke I created.
One day Jesus is talking to god and says,
"Hey dad, guess what I did today?"
God: "What?"
Jesus: "I walked on water."
God: "No way."
Jesus: "Yahweh!"
Badum, tss
What did the Egyptians say to Moses when he parted the Red Sea?
No way!!!
What did Moses say?
Yahweh.
Classic joke at my Catholic High School
I went up to a man and said "Jesus is the messiah"
He said "No way"
I said "Yah-weh"
