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Short y jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The y humour may include short jokes also.

  1. If i had a dime for every time i didn't understand what's going on. I'd be like: "Why y'all keep giving me all these dimes?"
  2. As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said Y'know, one would have been enough.
  3. Dear Algebra, stop asking us to find your X. Shes not coming back. ...and we don't know Y either.
  4. I just watched a movie about a y=x graph The plot was a bit predictable
    And a little flat
    Good special f(x) though
  5. How Many Jews Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb? Who needs a light bulb when you have eight candle? Happy Chanukah, y'all.
  6. Y'know, I was feeling sad after my crush told me that she liked me as a brother, But then I realized that she was from Alabama.
  7. If x=y and y=z, then x=z. Applying the same logic.
    If all men are pigs.
    And Men and women are equal.
    Then all women are pigs.
  8. Did y'all hear about the group of hipsters who drowned at the pond? Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool
  9. Me: *Playing Ouija board* Me: What's your name?
    Ouija Board: I H A V E A B O Y F R I E N D
  10. Just told my friend his gf is a cheater I sent him a text saying the y in your girlfriend is silent

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Y One Liners

Which y one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with y? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. A friend told me my thinking is too one-dimensional. I can't imagine y.
  2. Thanos seems a lot like a pessimist to me Y'know, the 'universe half empty' kind of guy
  3. How do you spell candy with two letters? C and Y
  4. Talking to my X: Hey, what's up? Talking to my Y:
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    p
    u
    s
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    a
    h
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  5. Love is a lot like algebra... You look at your X and try to figure out Y.
  6. I only know 25 letters... I don't know Y
  7. "Tony, can you spell your name backwards?" Tony: sure... y not
  8. Dear algebra, stop asking us to find your x She's not coming back. And don't ask y.
  9. Relationships are like Algebra... You look at your X and wonder Y.
  10. How do you tell X chromosomes from Y chromosomes? You pull down their genes.
  11. TIL back in the day there were only 25 letters in the alphabet. Nobody knew y.
  12. What is the longest word? Smiley
    There's a mile between S and Y.
  13. Love is a lot like algebra... ... You look at your X and wonder Y!
  14. Do y'all have any jokes about shovels? I really dig those types of jokes.
  15. Does Forrest gump belong to Gen X, Gen Y, or Gen Z? Nope. He belongs to Gen A.

Letter Y Jokes

Here is a list of funny letter y jokes and even better letter y puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I made friends with 25 letters of the alphabet I don't know Y
  • The letters in the English alphabet go to the beach (don't ask me why). Every letter gets sunburned except W, X, Y and Z. Why? They had UV protection in front.
  • A dad asks his son... "What is the 25th letter of the alphabet?"
    The son answers, "Y."
    "Because I want to know!"
  • How do u spell candy w only 2 letters c and y
  • I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet… I don't know Y.
  • My friend thinks there are 25 letters in the alphabet. She doesn't know Y.
  • There are two letters of the alphabet that I don't know I don't know u and I don't know y
  • I only know 25 letters of the Alphabet I don't know Y
  • I breathed a sigh of relief when I typed the letter "y"... ...when I had to type "analytics" into the search bar during a presentation at work.
  • I can't remember the 25th letter of the alphabet. I don't know y.

Y Fronts Jokes

Here is a list of funny y fronts jokes and even better y fronts puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • A man walks in to a psychiatrist office wearing nothing but a pair of string y fronts. The psychiatrists looks the man up and down and says "Well i can clearly see your nuts"
  • Why don't Ukrainians where y-fronts? Because Chernobyl fall-out...
  • When I was a kid we were in line at the bank and the lady in front of us pager started beeping I yelled "y'all look out she's backing up"
  • Why can't you wear 'Y' fronts in Russia? Because Chernobyl fall out.
  • What does Y-E-S spell? What does Y-E-S with an e in front of it spell?
  • What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts? My mum.
  • What is the most sensitive part of a mans anatomy while he's m**...? His ears.
    Oooo! I get to say it! "Front page?! Wow! Thanks y'all!" Oh yea, and "RIP my inbox"
    Good times!

Y Chromosome Jokes

Here is a list of funny y chromosome jokes and even better y chromosome puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I put a bunch of X and Y chromosomes into a blender, and made a liquid of them. It's genderfluid.
  • What did the Y chromosome say to the X chromosome? Any room for me in those genes?
  • Some say that there's no benefit in having a Y chromosome... Actually, it makes a vas deferens.
  • What did the x-chromosome say to the y-chromosome? Do these genes make me look fat?
  • Nintendo should come out with a sequel to X and Y... It'll be called "The Extra Chromosome"
  • The best way to find a female chromosome They're always asking y
  • I have an x chromosome But I'm not going to tell you y
  • Of course our company is an equal opportunity employer We always make sure to have equal numbers of X and Y chromosomes
  • In 2018, being 1% Native American makes you Native American, but having an X and a Y chromosome doesn't make you a woman. The joke is all of YOU 😊
  • Feminist have invented a new form of birth control that kills any s**... with a Y chromosome. It's called sonblock.
    First joke on here. Came up with that while camping this past weekend.

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Y Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about y you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make y prank.

Everyone in Hawaii is mad about the malfunction of the early warning system. Those fools.

Hawaii **IS** the early warning system.

Twenty years from now, kids are gonna think "Baby it's cold outside" is really weird, and we're gonna have to explain that it has to be understood as a product of its time.

You see, it used to get cold outside

Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers?

I heard he made a mint.

What's the difference between a police officer and a bullet?

When a bullet kills someone else, you know it's been fired

If America is storming Area 51 then the Europeans can storm the Vatican

We'll take the aliens, you get the predators

I hate when people ask how I see myself in 3 years

I don't have 2020 vision

A boy asked his Bitcoin-investing dad...

...for $10.00 worth of Bitcoin currency.
Dad: $9.67? What do you need $10.32 for?

Why did it take the police so long to show up to Capitol Hill today?

Because they had to go home and change first.

Why was the anti-vaxxer's 4 year old child crying?

Midlife crisis

Liberals are acting like Trump is going to kill all the g**..., make slavery legal again, and take away women's rights....

Like he's a Muslim or something.

For anyone attending Stan Lee's f**......

Make sure you stay after the ceremony is finished.

Waiting for election results is like waiting for a grade on a group project.

I know I did my part right, but I am worried the rest of you s**... it up.

North Koreans believe they live in the best country in the world because they're brainwashed by the government and the media.

When every American knows that America is the best country in the world.

I hope Elon Musk never gets involved in a scandal

Elongate would be really drawn out.

So Tekashi69 could face life in prison

Which is nice because we might finally get to see a mumble rapper completing a sentence

The president of the US is threatening to send the military to suppress US citizens.

Looks like Americans are finally gonna get a taste of democracy and freedom.

My girlfriend dressed up as a policewoman and told me I was under arrest on suspicion of being good in bed.

After 2 minutes all charges were dropped due to a lack of evidence.

Disney now owns Star Wars, Marvel, Indiana Jones, Disney World and the Simpsons.

If they acquire my parent's divorce they will own my entire childhood.

TIFU by accidentally cheating on my wife at a b**... convention with a woman who was wearing the same leather mask

Whoops, wrong sub

If Facebook buys Gmail, instead of 'mark as read' the feature will be called,

'Mark has read'.

If I had a dollar for every time someone over 40 told me my generation s**......

Then I could afford a house in the economy they ruined.

"You're telling me that I'm losing my job because Donald Trump won the election? WHY, BECAUSE I'M BLACK?!"

"Mister President, we've been over this..."

My girlfriend borrowed $100 from me. After 3years, when we separated, she returned exactly $100.

I lost Interest in that relationship.

R Kelly is really changing the rap game


He takes the art out of rap artist

The female janitor at my building asked if I would chill and smoke some w**... with her

I said no. I can't deal with high maintenance women

Why is girlfriend one word but best friend is two words?

Because your best friend gives you space when you need it.

Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888

So when someone ask tell them it's 12345678

By legalizing Cannabis and same-s**... marriage we finally interpreted the bible correctly:

**"A man who lays with another man should be s**...."** [Leviticus 20:13 esv]
Edit1: a typo
Edit2: thanks for the gold humorous stranger!

My girlfriend is like the square root of -100.

A solid 10, but also imaginary.

Scientist: "My findings are meaningless if taken out of context."

Media: Scientist claims "Findings are meaningless."

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a worm?

One of them is a slimy, loathsome creature incapable of complex thought, the other one actually shows up when it rains.

Can we ban "yo momma" jokes from this sub? They're old, s**... and have been done by literally everyone hundreds of times

Just like yo mamma

Trump tests positive for COVID-19.

He finally passed a test without cheating, good for him.

What do you call a dinosaur that takes care of its teeth?

A Flossiraptor

I asked my wife if I was the only one she's been with.

She said, "Yes, the others were at least sevens or eights".

What's the difference between the US Capitol and Mordor?

One does not simply walk into Mordor

What did Yoda say when he saw himself in 4K?

HDMI

As an Aussie, Americans are always asking me where in Australia there *isn't* something trying to kill you...

School is my answer

My favourite s**... position is called "WOW" ...

It's where I flip your MOM over

Why is EA the worst gaming company in America?

Because Ubisoft is in France.

Three conspiracy theorists walk into a bar

You can't tell me that's just a coincidence .

How many Brexiteers does it take to change a light bulb?


One to promise a brighter future and the rest to screw it up.

Looks like Trump is keeping up Michelle's ideals of getting America fit again.

One day in office and he has thousands of people getting up and going out for walks on this beautiful Saturday morning.

If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.

Noble gases should have no reaction.

Breaking News: Bill Gates has agreed to pay for Trump's wall

On the condition he gets to install windows.

A man takes his seat at the World Cup final. He looks over and notices there's an extra seat in between himself and the next guy.

The man says, "Who would ever miss the World Cup final?
The guy replies, "Well that was my wife's seat. We have been to the last five World Cup finals together, but sadly she passed away.
The man says back, "That's terrible, but couldn't you get another close family member to come with you?
The guy says, "No. They're all at the f**...."

A man in an interrogation room says I'm not saying a word without my lawyer present.

Cop: You are the lawyer.
Lawyer: Exactly, so where's my present?

My bullies broke my MP3-Player at school. Luckily, my parents bought me an MP4 for my birthday, but these idiots destroyed it again.

Tomorrow, I'll bring an MP5.

Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. So to teach her a lesson I said, "Just for that you don't get any butter for a month."

Today in the kitchen she killed a cockroach. I said, "Nice try."

If you rearrange the letters of POSTMEN...

They become VERY ANGRY.

I saw a girl crying, so I asked her Where are your parents? and she started crying even more.

Man, I love working at the orphanage.

Why will the congress never impeach Trump?

Because the republicans always insist on carrying a baby to full term.

Why do Americans rarely tell jokes about mass shootings?

Because it's always too soon.
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What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face?

Too close for comfort food!

A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him, I want to be President one day.

Trump says, Are you s**...? Are you an idiot? Out of your mind? Are you r**...?
The kid replies, You know what, I've changed my mind. Those are too many requirements.

Why is every gender equality officer female?

Because it is cheaper.

A m**... was seated next to an Irishman on a flight from London to the US.

After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken. The Irishman asked for a whiskey, which was promptly brought and placed before him.
The flight attendant then asked the m**... if he would like a drink. He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely r**... by a dozen w**... than let liquor touch my lips."
 
The Irishman then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me, too, I didn't know we had a choice."

Hey Dad, have you seen my sunglasses?

No son, have you seen my dad glasses?

"Mom, I'm dating a man."

"Whom, sweetheart?"
"Mike the mailman."
"Mike the mailman? But he could be your father!"
"But mom, age is just a number."
"Sweetheart, I don't think you understood."
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This week in DC, Mark Zuckerberg is currently doing the hardest thing imaginable.

He's explaining Facebook to old people.

Did you hear the rumor about butter?

Well, I'm not going to spread it!

Son: "Mom, Dad, I'm gay."

Mom: *Stares at Dad*
Dad: *Clenches fist*
Mom: "Don't!"
Dad: *Sweats Profusely*
Mom: "..."
Dad: "HI GAY, I'M DAD"

Is your refrigerator running?

If so, I may vote for it.

Congratulations to the winner of last night's presidential debate!

The Voyager probe, flying away from Earth at an estimated 62000 km per hour.

I invited my girlfriend to go to the gym with me and then I didn't show.

I hope she gets the message that we're not working out.

When I was a kid, my mother told me I could be anyone I wanted to be.

Turns out, identity theft is a crime.

My boss: You're fired.

Me: *turns in gun and badge*
My boss: You're a waiter where did you get those

My wife left me because I'm too insecure.

No wait, she's back.
She just went to make a cup of tea.

Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver

Can't believe I've spent all that money and I have nothing to chauffeur it...

My grandfather warned people that the Titanic would sink

No one listened, but he kept on warning them nonetheless until they got sick of him and kicked him out the movie theatre

My girlfriend said, "You act like a detective too much. I want to split up."

"Good idea," I replied. "We can cover more ground that way."

I had the best Dad moment last night... *actual conversation with my 8 year old*

Son: Dad... how many kidneys do I have?
Me: Two. You have two, son.
Son: Nope... I have four. *point to belly* Two kidneys here... *points to legs* ...and two kid knees here!
The student has become the teacher.

Professor X asks a girl, "what is your mutant power?"

Girl replies: "I can guess how many pulls to turn a ceiling fan off on the first try!"
She points up and says: "3 pulls"
Professor X stands up and pulls 3 times. After the third pull the fan turns off.
Professor X: "Yeah thats cool and all, but not really a super power..."
Girl: "Yeah I was jut kidding, I can heal paraplegics"
Professor X, still standing: "Oh my god"

Comedian Jeff Dunham has been accused of s**... assault

After allegations from his coworkers saying that he's been f**... them for decades.
Just look up his Youtube channel if you want to see evidence of this a**.... Millions have just sat by and watched while these poor souls suffered through tremendous pain right in-front of them.

An angel appears in a puff of smoke to a man and says to him, "Because you have lived a good and virtuous life, I can offer you a gift: you can be the most handsome man in the world, or you can have infinite wisdom, or you can have limitless wealth." Reflecting, the man says, "I'll take the wisdom"

"Wisdom is yours," says the angel, disappearing in another puff.
The smoke is barely clear before the man thinks, "I should have taken the money."

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

COVID-19 is not a joke and should be taken seriously

A former patient was so brain damaged afterwards that he wrongly believed he'd won an election that he actually lost by 7 million votes.

Me: What's the wifi password?

Bartender: You need to buy a drink first.
Me: Okay, I'll have a coke.
Bartender: Is Pepsi okay?
Me: Sure. How much is that?
Bartender: $3.
Me: There you go. So what's the wifi password?
Bartender: You need to buy a drink first. No spaces, all lowercase.

My wife has kicked me out of the house because of my bad Arnold Scharzenegger impressions. But don't worry

I'll return.

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