The Best 4 Xrayed Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Xrayed jokes. There are some xrayed penny jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these xrayed cancer puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Xrayed Jokes and Puns

I had my leg x-rayed today.

The doctor told me "your patella measures 2.54 cm"
By surprise I said "Inch high knees?"
The doctor replied "披萨卷2.54披萨卷"

When I was little I swallowed a penny

When I was little I swallowed a penny.

The doctor X-rayed me and didn't see any change

I broke my fist in a fight...

So when I got it X-rayed the doctor asked how it happened. I told him I'd tripped on a step, but he said he could see through me.

How did Lois Lane get breast cancer?

Being xrayed too many times.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the xrayed surprise jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working xrayed inch piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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