Xrayed Jokes
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Heartwarming Xrayed Jokes that Make You Laugh
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I had my leg x-rayed today.
The doctor told me "your patella measures 2.54 cm"
By surprise I said "Inch high knees?"
The doctor replied "披萨卷2.54披萨卷"
When I was little I swallowed a penny
When I was little I swallowed a penny.
The doctor X-rayed me and didn't see any change
I broke my fist in a fight...
So when I got it X-rayed the doctor asked how it happened. I told him I'd tripped on a step, but he said he could see through me.
How did Lois Lane get breast cancer?
Being xrayed too many times.
Two different doctors
Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.
The FIRST patient is examined by his regular doctor within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and has a time booked for surgery the following week.
The SECOND sees his regular doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment, then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?
The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.
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