Xmen Jokes
54 xmen jokes and hilarious xmen puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about xmen that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Xmen Short Jokes
Short xmen jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The xmen humour may include short hero jokes also.
- I was asked who my favourite X-men was the other day... Apparently Caitlyn Jenner was inappropriate.
- I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was.. Apparently Bruce Jenner was "inappropriate."
- If caitlyn jenner was a super hero, what team would she be on? The X-Men
I'll see myself out. - After much consideration, I do not believe Wolverine in the X-Men movies is real. It's obviously just a huge act, man.
- I was asked who my favourite X-Men character was.. Caitlin jenner was apparently not an appropriate answer
- X-Men It's probably a good thing Charles Xavier did not use his first initial for his band of mutant misfits.
- An Original Joke X-Men Recruitment Interviews
Professor X: What's your superpower?
Me: Hindsight
Professor X: Isn't this joke stolen?
Me: Yes, I see that now - Heard Caitlyn Jenner wants to be in a superhero movie. I think she'll either be an X-Men or Transformers
- My mom is the best. She's always honest with me, and today she told me she's one of the X-men. I guess you could say she's a transparent transparent.
- My boss asked me which of the X-men was my favorite Apparently Bruce Jenner was not an appropriate answer.
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Xmen One Liners
Which xmen one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with xmen? I can suggest the ones about professor and wolverine.
- Who's the lamest of all the X-men? Bruce Jenner
- What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book? X-Men
- Who is the latest member of the X-Men? Caitlyn Jenner.
- What do Caitlyn Jenner and Wolverine have in common? They are both X-Men.
- What Superhero group would Caitlyn Jenner be apart of? The X-Men
- How do mathematicians count x-men? Permutations.
- Who's the most annoying of all the X-Men? Caitlyn Jenner.
- Who is the new member of the X-MEN Caitlyn Jenner
- What's do you call a bunch of transgender girls X-Men
- If Caitlyn Jenner is now a woman... Does that mean she's a part of the X-Men?
- What came before the X-Men? The C-Men.
- What superhero team should Caitlin Jenner be in? The X-men
- Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping? Mu-tents
- Just saw the new X-Men movie... It was Marvelous!
- Is Caitlin Jenner a mutant? Yes, she is part of the X-Men
Laughter Xmen Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity
What funny jokes about xmen you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean superhero jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make xmen pranks.
If X-Men and Legend of Korra had a crossover what kind of bender would Magneto be?
A Fassbender
Some one should really tell Fox we don't call them X-Men anymore
Now we call them Trans Gender
What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?
The X-Men
The next X-Men movie should be called
Mexi-Men
Why was Wolverine (from the X-Men) fired from the law firm?
Because he forgot to read the contract claws.
Caitlin Jenner is starting a new superhero group
They're called the X-Men
Why do the X-Men hate functional JavaScript programming?
No mutation allowed.
Which are Transexual's favourite superheroes ?
X-Men
What do the X-Men call their s**...?
The C-Men
You are dating somebody's ex. Somebody is dating your ex. Your ex is dating somebody's ex
In this life, we are all x-men.
What do you call Batman after a s**... change?
An X-Men...
A MtF Trans woman goes to a Halloween costume party...
But she shows up in her regular clothes. The party goers ask "did you forget this was a costume party?"
She replies "Oh I remembered. I'm dressed as one of the X-Men."
New superpower
A man applies to be a superhero as a part of the X-Men
When asked what his superpower is, the man replies "Hindsight".
The doctor says "That won't be of any use to us".
The man replies, "Yes, I see that now".
A new mutant is trying to join the X-Men.
To join, he must complete an interview with Professor X.
"What's your superpower?" asks Professor X.
"I can pull a rabbit out of my hat!" says the young man. He takes off his hat, and pulls out a fluffy white rabbit.
Professor X gets up, walks over, and examines the rabbit carefully. It's an ordinary bunny.
"That's not a superpower, that's just a s**... magic trick!" says Professor X. "Stop wasting my time!"
"Ah, but that's not my real power!" says the man. "My real power is curing disabilities!"
