The Best 48 Xmen Jokes

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Who is the latest member of the X-Men?

Caitlyn Jenner.

I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was..

Apparently Bruce Jenner was "inappropriate."

After much consideration, I do not believe Wolverine in the X-Men movies is real.

It's obviously just a huge act, man.

Xmen joke, After much consideration, I do not believe Wolverine in the X-Men movies is real.

If X-Men and Legend of Korra had a crossover what kind of bender would Magneto be?

A Fassbender

Who is the new member of the X-MEN

Caitlyn Jenner


I'm about as jealous

as a cancer patient watching x-men right now

What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

X-Men

Xmen joke, What's Caitlyn Jenner's favorite comic book?

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

Who's the most annoying of all the X-Men?

Caitlyn Jenner.

Some one should really tell Fox we don't call them X-Men anymore

Now we call them Trans Gender

What superheroes refuse to fight in North Carolina?

The X-Men

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Who's the lamest of all the X-men?

Bruce Jenner

I hated the new X-men movie.

Professor X was so lame.

Where do the Greek X-men sleep when camping?

Mu-tents

How do mathematicians count x-men?

Permutations.

Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead..

...by watching his navel.

(I don't know if this joke works in English)

Xmen joke, Scott Summers (X-Men) is dead..

I was asked who my favourite X-men was the other day...

Apparently Caitlyn Jenner was inappropriate.

My boss asked me which of the X-men was my favorite

Apparently Bruce Jenner was not an appropriate answer.

The next X-Men movie should be called

Mexi-Men


If caitlyn jenner was a super hero, what team would she be on?

The X-Men

I'll see myself out.

Just saw the new X-Men movie...

It was Marvelous!

What Superhero group would Caitlyn Jenner be apart of?

The X-Men

Heard Caitlyn Jenner wants to be in a superhero movie.

I think she'll either be an X-Men or Transformers

If Caitlyn Jenner is now a woman...

Does that mean she's a part of the X-Men?

Why was Wolverine (from the X-Men) fired from the law firm?

Because he forgot to read the contract claws.

What superhero team should Caitlin Jenner be in?

The X-men

X-Men

It's probably a good thing Charles Xavier did not use his first initial for his band of mutant misfits.

Caitlin Jenner is starting a new superhero group

They're called the X-Men

I was asked who my favourite X-Men character was..

Caitlin jenner was apparently not an appropriate answer

Directors Brett Ratner and Bryan Singer have been accused of sexual assault. We should have known this years ago, when they raped the X-Men franchise.

Why do the X-Men hate functional JavaScript programming?

No mutation allowed.

If you get a group of transgender females together...

Do you call them the X-Men?

Which are Transexual's favourite superheroes ?

X-Men

What do Caitlyn Jenner and Wolverine have in common?

They are both X-Men.

Is Caitlin Jenner a mutant?

Yes, she is part of the X-Men

X-Men

Caitlyn Jenner should be considered part of the X-Men group.

Marvel is making bold moves given recent event. They just signed Caitlyn Jenner.

Apparently they are rebooting the X-Men franchise.

Who made X-men?

C-men

I always thought out of all the X-Men, Cyclops seemed like a stand up guy.

Professor X, not so much.

I watched X-Men today.

It was a documentary about females who had previously undergone sex change operation.

What do the X-Men call their sperm?

The C-Men

You are dating somebody's ex. Somebody is dating your ex. Your ex is dating somebody's ex

In this life, we are all x-men.

What do you call Batman after a sex change?

An X-Men...

A MtF Trans woman goes to a Halloween costume party...

But she shows up in her regular clothes. The party goers ask "did you forget this was a costume party?"

She replies "Oh I remembered. I'm dressed as one of the X-Men."

An Original Joke

X-Men Recruitment Interviews

Professor X: What's your superpower?

Me: Hindsight

Professor X: Isn't this joke stolen?

Me: Yes, I see that now

What's do you call a bunch of transgender girls

X-Men

My mom is the best. She's always honest with me, and today she told me she's one of the X-men.

I guess you could say she's a transparent transparent.

What came before the X-Men?

The C-Men.

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