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- Say what you like about China... [This post has been removed by the Communist Party of China (CPC) of the People's Republic of China at the discretion of General Xi Jinping]
- Did you hear the one about Xi Jinping? This joke has been flagged for violations of our *new* content policy, specifically our policy against inappropriate speech.
- The Chinese President dies of a chronic disease. How does his wife feel? Xi's Jinping with joy.
- Chinese President Xi Jinping said the road to peace is long and hard. That's what Xi said.
- Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin, Xi Jinping and Jean-Claude Juncker all jump from a plane without a parachute, in what order do they hit the ground? Doesn't matter.
- TIL that the current chinese president Xi Jinping, has a PhD in English literature. That's why the Chinese people call him "The Great Reader".
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- What is the celebrity couple name for Kim Jong Un and Xi Jinping? kimchi
- What is Xi Jinpings pet name for the Russian president? Winnie the Putin
- what does xi jinping get when he wears high heels? pinchy pooh toes
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President Obama has a meeting with the President of China to discuss debt...
President Obama has a meeting with Xi Jinping to discuss the debt the US owes to China. He arrives at the Chinese presidential mansion with Joe Biden, but they find there is work going on in the garden and lots of mud everywhere. So they have to roll up their trouser legs and step carefully to enter.
They sit down to wait for President Xi, but Biden notices they still have their trousers rolled up. So he whispers: "Mr. President, take down your trousers."
Obama looks horrified. "We owe him THAT MUCH!!!"
Kim Jung Un called Xi Jinping at 3:30 in the morning.
Xi: Why are you calling at *this* time?
Kim: I am going to test a nuke.
Xi: Okay, when are you going to do this?
Kim: 10.
Xi: 10 what? In 10 months? 10 weeks? 10 days?
Kim: 9.
The Pope, Xi Jinping and Donald Trump are summoned by God
"OK", said God, "the world's gonna end in 20 years, go back and prepare your people".
The Pope prepared a great mass at St. Peter's Square and announced "Dear Catholics, I have good and bad news. Rejoice, for God is real, but also repent, for the end of the world is coming in 20 years".
Xi Jinping held a speech in front of the CCP. "Horrible news, comrades, not only is God real, he also told us the world is coming to an end in 20 years".
Trump tweeted "Great news everyone! God knows I'm important!"
His holiness the Dalai Lama
Sent an email to Xi Jinping.
Xi Jinping opened the email and clicked on the attachment.
It was malware and the Party's computer system crashed.
Xi Jinping got on the phone and angrily demanded an answer from His Holiness.
"With attachment, comes suffering", said the Dalai Lama