The Best 3 Xenu Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Xenu jokes. There are some xenu scientology jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these xenu martians puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Xenu Jokes and Puns

Why did the Church of Scientology try to assassinate the non-binary feminist?

Xenu too much.

Did you here about the guy who turned to Scientologists to escape his past?

Out with Xeold, in with Xenu! :P

Of course Tom Cruise will complete his mission.

With Xenu, all things are possible.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the xenu kahn jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working xenu interstellar piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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