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Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?

Because you are sodium SeXe.

What do you call it when Argon, neon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and Helium frequently attend church?

Noble Masses.

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What sis Selenium say to Xenon?

U SeXe.

Iodine accidentally killed Xenon

Panicking, it asked its friend Cesium what to do with the body, to which Cesium responded:
Barium

What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon?

**HeYSeXe**

What's it called when the queen farts?

Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon

I ordered some pure Iodine-131 online a month ago.

They must have messed up, because I received mostly Xenon today.

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