The Best 8 Xenon Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Xenon jokes. There are some xenon neon jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these xenon technetium puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Xenon Jokes and Puns

Are you made from Na, selenium and xenon?

Because you are sodium SeXe.

What do you call it when Argon, Neon, Krypton, Xenon, Radon, and Helium frequently attend church?

Noble Masses.

What did iodine say to Xenon when caesium died?

Well, I guess we better Barium.

What sis Selenium say to Xenon?

U SeXe.

Iodine accidentally killed Xenon

Panicking, it asked its friend Cesium what to do with the body, to which Cesium responded:


What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon?


I ordered some pure Iodine-131 online a month ago.

They must have messed up, because I received mostly Xenon today.

What's it called when the queen farts?

Helium Neon Argon Krypton Xenon Radon

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the xenon einsteinium jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working xenon thorium piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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